I read that and felt bad, but I also wondered: What's Morris dancing? Fortunately, there's YouTube, and I found this:
Okay, that does seem really embarrassing, but on the other hand, it looks like a lot of fun. And it would be a lot more fun if that one guy would get his head out of the way.
Lots more on Morris dancing here, and forgive me if I'm an idiot for not knowing about it.