August 29, 2008

What people search for when they search for Sarah Palin.

Based on the last few thousand visitors to my blog:

palinmeter

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See current Site Meter page (where you can click on the links and see what posts of mine came up on the first page of these searches).

55 comments:

Seven Machos said...

Do you think the guy who searched for Sarah Palin's pussy was bummed that there weren't any images out there floating in cyberspace?

Seven Machos said...

Also, yes, I too wondered if the husband was Jewish. So many of those Alaskan fishermen turn out to be Jewish. It's practically a running joke in Juno by now.

vbspurs said...

I'm taking it that Palin bp stands for Palin Big Pussy.

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vbspurs said...

The irony is that when Bush chose his VP pick, people were also searching the internet for dick.

Seven Machos said...

As soon as I heard it was Cheney back in 2000, I immediately googled Dick Cheney tits.

rhhardin said...

David Brooks says we're passing the torch to a new generation.

Also cliches, he failed to notice.

vbspurs said...

D'ja get any hits?

Host with the Most said...

Scared liberals afraid right now,

EEE-I-EEE-I-O

Seven Machos said...

about 317,000 for dick cheney tits

So now I can sound all serious and alarmed like a journalist and say, "Our researchers found that entering the search term dick cheney tits yielded over 316,000 hits on a popular Internet search engine. Experts say..."

rhhardin said...

I remember some maternal scene of difficulty involving Hillary and newborn Chelsea, related by Tyrrell, where he finally deduced that she was holding the baby upside-down.

Yet this was never brought up.

rhhardin said...

What is the feminist line on this sudden male support for the babe?

Peter V. Bella said...

Supposedly, if the media is to believed, the guy who gave some silly speech last night had 38 million viewers.

Sarah Palin is picked as VPOTUS and websites crash because of the traffic.

Who got the most coverage?

vbspurs said...

I'm not a feminist, but sometimes I play one on TV, Rh. ;)

And I for one think it's not sexist for men to look at Sarah Palin for her physical attributes.

It's only sexist if that's all you take into account.

TRundgren said...

The National Organization for Some Women doesn't dig Sarah.

Go figga'.

lurker2209 said...

who is better for me, barack or mccain

I love the people (person?) who just flat out ask google who to vote for!

UWS guy said...

LOL tits.

How many men are jerking off to her picture right now. Ohhhhhhhh what a republic.

True patriot said...

CNN is reporting: John McCain first met Sarah Palin only six months ago and had just one conversation with the Alaska governor before offering her the vice presidential slot on the Republican ticket, the Arizona senator's campaign said Friday.

Well, thank goodness that McCain took this decision seriously, gathered lots of information, and made sure that he knew her well before making this important decision!

I thought maybe he did it kinda off the cuff. But no! He met her once and then talked to her one more time.

Tim said...

Is this why I have my Google search history 'paused'?

vbspurs said...

I realise Obama hasn't had much of a chance to be able to witness true leadership qualities in people, what with Ayers, Rezko, and Wright surrounding him.

But you can bet Senator McCain has been around some leaders in his day, and can size up a person faster than a horny male can Google tits.

Zachary Paul Sire said...

Who knows what they found when they Googled this and came to Althouse:

"wearing penis sheath pants"

Ron said...

Me, I'm still wantin' those swimsuit catagory pics from the '84 Miss Alaska pageant!

Windbag said...

Horny boys Google tits, grown men ogle tits.

Fen said...

Wow. The ObamaMericans are really pissed off today.

Can you imagine how frothing they'll be if they lose?

[off to check on my weapons & ammo]

UWS guy said...

LOL "is sara palin's husband a jew"

hahahaha

John Burgess said...

Fen: Already did that. Need an upgrade with more stopping power. Pity I can't get a faster rate of fire, though...

You can smell the panic in the air in Democratic neighborhoods over Palin. Nonplussed, gobsmacked, bouleversé... they are completely undone at present, sputtering around and trying to figure out what hit them.

This election has just become a whole lot more fun! In fairness to innocents, though, there should be a nationwide warning posted about the danger of rabid moonbats come mid-January.

Peter V. Bella said...

This about sums it all up nicely.

Daring Choice

BJK said...

Who knew Sarah Palin had so much in common with Alicia Sacramone? (I think most of the search terms were fairly interchangable.)

jdeeripper said...

"is sara palin's husband a jewish"

Disappointed Lieberman hopefuls I guess.

Ann Althouse said...

I, in fact, have written about penis sheath pants (which were designed by Eldridge Cleaver).

chuck b. said...

"gay big dicks"?

I don't recall seeing those posts. (Where are they?)

Were there pictures?

Did you use the fisheye?

Finn Kristiansen said...

Why was Cain searching for Palin?

This is Cain, selling the snow, hoping the religious right bends over and sniffs it all up, and hoping that former Hillary supporters are appropriately stupid enough to vote vag over platform.

This is one of those picks that seems brilliant at first, but will unwind itself over time when Palin faces the pressure. It's a cynical pick, given the better choices available in the Republican party, whether male or female.

McCain gave up his most useful argument, the idea that experience is important. Democrats don't have to knock her, they can just wait for her to trip herself up when national level intensity picks up.

Cain seems to be doing quite the dance and twirl to get the job. Against Bush tax cuts, now for. For immigration reform, now against. Against minimal experience, now for. The hunger must be deep.

Would have liked to see Huckabee, who at least has the courage of conviction. In fact of the four, McCain seems the only one who is willing to dance any dance to dance in the big house.

Drew W said...

I feel I must receive a little credit here. I was the one who remembered Eldridge Cleaver's brief foray into manhood-displaying fashion after a historical mention of "fornication pants" found by Prof. Althouse. That I'm actively seeking credit for this says something about me, and I'm not sure it's entirely ennobling.

I've been thinking of the McCain/Palin partnership as kind of the Robert Young/Lauren Chapin ticket.

Add me to the list of men who think Palin's a fun-lovin', gun-totin', fur-wearin' cutie. And to think, last night all I could say was, "Man, that Jill Biden's got a real hot Joan Van Ark thing goin' on." (Well, I said that and "Hey, isn't that Monica Lewinsky I keep seeing over Michelle Obama's shoulder in those audience shots?") It all seems so long ago now.

Seven Machos said...

Would have liked to see Huckabee...because that guy would have guaranteed a McCain loss and I think Republicans are dumb as a box of hair so I was hoping.

That about right, Finn? I mean, when you strip away all the bullshit?

Seven Machos said...

Drew -- Don't sell yourself short. That is incredibly ennobling.

John K. said...

I think McCain was desperate as hell when he made this VP pick, but it looks like with just this one decision he may have turned the tide.

What must make the Dems sick is the possibility that this could mean they've lost the presidency yet again, not just for the next 4 years, but the next 12. Despite the fact that the whole country is sick of Bush. Just goes to show that the Dems weren't really offering anything all that different. They never really cared enough to stop the warmongering. They're all talk, and let others do the dirty work of aggrandizing the State by means of war, an aggrandizement which suits them and their ultimate Statist agendas just fine.

I personally think that Palin's relative lack of political experience is her greatest qualification for the job.

I just hope she's able to stick to her anti-corruption guns when she sits down for her first eye-opening meeting with the international banking cartel that actually runs the world.

Seven Machos said...

the international banking cartel that actually runs the world

Where in the world do you find these people, Althouse?

Parentalcation said...

For some reason my website comes up as the number one hit when you search the phrase "hot governor".

My blog traffic shot up significantly today.

I bet people are pretty disappointed that the post is entirely tongue and cheek.

John K. said...

Seven Machos,

That was meant tongue in cheek . . . kind of.

Seven Machos said...

Okay, good.

Because you mentioned some bankers and not the Council on Foreign Relations -- the real arbiters of world power, along with the Trilateral Commission and the Elders of Zion, of course. I was a little worried that you were some kind of nut.

TRundgren said...

Despite the fact that the whole country is sick of Bush. Just goes to show that the Dems weren't really offering anything all that different.


What the country wants is the end of the damned Bush-CLinton monopoly on power.

What a refreshing turn of events.

section9 said...

First off, Ann has not done due diligence to her readers to find and post the soon-to-be-infamous Bikini Competition from the 1984 Miss Alaska Contest. First blogger to get those pics wins a trip to the Imus Ranch.

Sarah is so wholesome, so gosh-darned down home that, if you'll look closely, there's not one request for Sarah Palin lesbian in the whole list. I mean, it never entered anyone's head!

John K. said...

On a previous thread I said that IF it turned out that Palin had abused her power as governor to try to get her sister's estranged ex-husband fired from his job as a state trooper, that would be unforgivable. But context will matter. It's beginning to sound like the guy was a true dirt bag. It would be humanly understandable and forgivable if she inappropriately used her position to make sure the guy got what was coming to him. But then there's the separate issue of whether she fired the police commissioner because he wouldn't fire the trooper.

Maybe Palin's sister herself was a real bitch.

Details will matter. Just sayin, it's possible that maybe she did something wrong that is nevertheless forgivable. Time will tell. I just wonder whether the investigation couldn't be speeded up a bit, seeing that right now the report is due to come out just one week before the election.

John K. said...

And by dirt bag, I don't mean that the trooper was mean to Palin's sister, but that he'd do things like drink and drive while on trooper duty.

Trooper York said...

Hey I am the officail Trooper dirt bag on this site. And don't you forget it.

Trooper York said...

I was listening to Clueless Joe Biden talking about Sarah today.

"I knew Geraldine Ferraro. I served with Geraldine Ferraro in the Congress. I cheated off her paper in law school. You missy are no Geraldine Ferraro."

vbspurs said...

Would have liked to see Huckabee, who at least has the courage of conviction. In fact of the four, McCain seems the only one who is willing to dance any dance to dance in the big house.

Huckabee wasn't even vetted, which tells me that McCain (called Cain in an attempt to be derisive, I presume) had a sharp eye on Palin for a while.

Someone with her qualifications of outside-the-beltway local and gubernatorial experience, and most importantly of all, her personal code of ethics and blue collar background.

I really find it telling when some liberals mention Huckabee, or Pawlenty to me.

Yeah, like they have so much foreign policy experience. Who do you guys think you are fooling?

Cubans have a saying:

A otro perro con ese hueso.

Lit. "give that bone to another dog".

Or in plain American English, tell it to the Marines.

Pogo said...

Weird but true.
Biden got his hair plugs from Sarah Palin. She used to have fuller bangs, but after winning Miss Alaska in 1984, she took pity on the balding white judge who hit on her. She refused his clumsy advances, but took pity and donated some of her luscious mane to his vacant lot. The judge? Joe "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking" Biden

True story.

But now Biden claims he got them from Neil Kinnock who, though balding himself, permitted Joe unlimited use of certain shorter hairs from his nether regions.

When asked to comment recently, Lord Kinnock stared silently ahead, gobsmacked.

vbspurs said...

I totally believed that, Pogo. I'd believe anything abuot The Welsh Windbag.

vbspurs said...

I have been getting traffic like mad on my blog, all because of my May Sarah Palin post.

But I just got one hit, which reminded me of this thread.

"t*dd palin mistress"

The dirty game. It starts.

Jacob said...

"is sarah palin's husband jewish?"
Looks like someone's been reading Michael Chabon.

blake said...

I'm seeing it play out: The pro-Obama side can't contain it.

Over at Feministe, there was an actual post on how it was perfectly okay to attack Palin--but that the attacks shouldn't be sexist.

At first there were a lot of people agreeing, but then the comments turned to "it's perfectly legitimate to attack her in ways that would be considered sexist if they did it to us BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!"

That's just not gonna fly.

Rope-a-dope. A whole lotta energy's gonna be expended attacking her, and it's gonna wear them out.

Tex said...

Hey, how about a pic of Sarah Barracuda from her high school basketball days?

Crimso said...

"I mean, it never entered anyone's head!"

We don't dare to hope.

I like the four semi-literates who used "Sarah Palin speach." Perhaps they meant "Sarah Palin's peach."

glenn said...

what's goin' on here I was looking for pussy and I end up with a bunch of weirdo's