February 11, 2004
Inappropriate carrots. I bought a bag of those pre-peeled tiny carrots, because, really, I've finally faced the fact that, if it's a vegetable in my refrigerator and it needs to be washed or peeled, it's going to rot. Anyway, the brand name turns out to be "Bunny-Luv," which is okay, but the picture on the bag is of a Bugs-Bunny-In-Drag type female rabbit, with big lipstick-orange lips and long eyelashes. She's holding a giant carrot in her two paws and eyeing it coquettishly. That's just wrong.