@bethwhitemusik Do yall know what I’m talking about?
♬ original sound - Beth White
February 6, 2025
Wipe that smile off your face.
"Why are you doing your mouth like that? Someone needs to tell you to stop."
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Yes. yes!
and what is it with the puffy fake lips? You do not look good. mmmkay. You all look the same - clownish.
I mean, it's the fillers. They're not posing that way on purpose. They can't move their mouths.
It's the Taylor Swift look.
This is commonly known as Duck Face. There's even a Wikipedia entry about it.
Only Supermodels can pull off duckface. Girls: dont try this at home!
The weird "come hither" smile. The puffy lips ("Just imagine what I can do with these lips, big boy.") Their butts stuck out with that bizarre spine curvature thing that makes them look like they have a severe orthopedic malady. It's all part of their CFM look. It's sexy, you know...It's like really sexy. Guys are really turned on by that...right?
Exhibit 9,153,254 that TikTok is a national treasure.
"CFM look"
Beat me to it, "the look they make when they see something about you they like."
Nicole Kidman.
I think it involves pressing the sides of your lips together in a smile while maintaining a slack parting of the central part of the lips. Perhaps this is achieved with a tight lip smile and then holding the sides closed while blowing out a little oval-shaped hole in the center. I think people who pose for a lot of photos — celebrities and selfie takers — work to craft a smile and then they do that smile every time.
Does the smile express sexual desire? It's a smile for no one. It's not a natural expression. It's more yoga for the mouth. You have to contort your way into it. Reminds me a little of the smile-looking expression a baby gets when it's shitting.
Duck Face is something different. Duck Face has the lips pursed together and sticking out a bit. The face she is talking about has the lips a little bit apart with a slight smile but not enough to get big noticeable smile lines. Duck Face. Duck Face became common in selfies from young women and girls back when everyone started getting smart phones. The face this woman is talking about is newer and something that started making the rounds a maybe a few years ago.
I'm doing my mouth like that because I have a bad cold and can't breathe out my nose
The real pros can fold their teeth back.
I call it the Napoleon Dynamite look
I like "yoga for the mouth" very much indeed.
I’m told that puffy fake lips are in.
Get well soon Paddy.
"Reminds me a little of the smile-looking expression a baby gets when it's shitting."
It wouldn't surprise me that a lot of time spent practicing this look is spent on the toilet.
Julia Roberts did duckface in Runaway Bride as an apology to a girlfriend.
Maybe an anti wrinkle strategery?
Thought it was a platypus face
Most silly things that women do with their faces involve simulating sexual arousal... makeup, lipstick, duckface...
Like a snake? The reptile people are real!
they might be copying Major Samantha Carter from SG-1. she was doing that a lot 15 yrs ago. and looked real good doing it. and smart.
While we're discussing lip looks, what's the deal with the pencil-thin black liner some women wear on their upper lip (e.g. one of the Kardashians)? It gives off a mustache vibe.
Kind of an open mouth version of the Kaitlin Collins "Resting Joker Face"?
https://x.com/OldRobocop/status/1288261398129074176
Thank you! Working at just that today
Went to a party the other night
Long tall Sally was out of sight
Threw 'way her wig, and stuck out her ass
She was doin' a dance dat has no class
She was cheek clappin', she was cheek clappin'
She was cheek clappin', she was cheek clappin'
I prefer teh Vertical Smile! 😀
When my 20-year-old niece friended me on Facebook, I started getting friend suggestions involving a lot of young girls with duckface profile pictures. (I did not friend any of them).
No, no, no. Well, whatever she's doing in the video, I don't know. The rest of it is. . . .Magnum. Or Blue Steel. Or Le Tigre.
"Kind of an open mouth version of the Kaitlin Collins "Resting Joker Face"?"
Kaitlin Collins strikes me as the kind of woman that would hire a gigolo, and not for the faux-intimacy. Her high-T face belies an appetite that's very no nonsense. Kaitlin demands you get down to business, and you'd better be huge.
Duck Face was something middle-school girls invented so as not to be called "ugly" by other middle-school girls: If you were making a duck face and someone insulted you, your answer was "I'm making a duck face, stupid." I'm sure an anthropologist or sociologist could give you a name for that kind of deflective behavior.
This new thing isn't duck face; it's weirder.
You can hear the vocal-fry Uptalk.
On the other hand (not to the face) it’s their face and they are going to wear it the way they want to. We can always just not seek them out. Just saying.
I didn’t care for the bushy eyelashes when they showed up, again , but now I’ve warmed up to them, there’s so much of them. I just can’t get enough. I’m drowning. Welp!
Vocal fry and uptalk among college-age women seem to have peaked in 2017 and have now almost completely disappeared. Obviously we have the covid-response disaster in between, but I think it was already on it's way out. Current college women actually make fun of the uptalking when they hear older women do it, and they don't even know what "creaky voice" is unless you demonstrate it for them.
So not everything is worse. . .
Oh, that's easy. They all went to the same plastic surgery group where the doctors like that look on their creations.
Smiling is my favorite
There's always the vertical smile.
Paddy O:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wW4OIJSobvQ
Sometimes the simplest solution is correct. Many of these women are what we used to refer to as mouth breathers.
What is that horizontal line between the upper lip and the nose that is commonly seen on women over 50?
Dimples!
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