January 6, 2025

I hope you met your 3-drink minimum at breakfast this morning.

How to assemble and consume breakfast:
@yungkombucha420 Omelette and bagel #breakfastideas #breakfastrecipes #bagel #omlette #easymeal #newyears #healthyrecipe #wieiad #mealideas ♬ Danse Macabre Camille Saint Saens - Abydos Music

Much more from Aimee France here. And on Instagram, here.

27 comments:

stonethrower said...

Magnificent presentation, especially the hands.

mezzrow said...

God is in the details. Without listening to her voice, it is kind of bizarre - with the narration it is a work of art. Honey butter bagel. Hmmm.

Mind you, i am also obsessed with food. YMMV.

Lazarus said...

This is a much more realistic view of what it would be like to be a "handmaid" than the dystopian Canadian novel or the acclaimed Hulu series.

RCOCEAN II said...

Very nice. I assume plain ol' Lettuce could also be used.

J L Oliver said...

I was watching and then realized that I was watching someone eat their breakfast! Life is so short!

Joe Bar said...

I just woke up (flew to Hawaii yesterday, so it's 0556 local), and I am now hungry. That looks marvelous!

Lazarus said...

Tomorrow's video: the breakfast of the lady's lonely cat.

AZ Bob said...

She is weird.

edward irvin said...

That was a Big Breakfast, for a skinny girl.

Ann Althouse said...

If you click around, you'll see that in addition to this TikTok food performance, filmed in (I think) New Hampshire, she has a business in NYC of making custom cakes. If you got to the Instagram link I've provided, you'll see some of the photographs of the cakes.

If you don't like this stuff, just move on. It's beautifully and amusingly done. Very individual and entertaining.

Ann Althouse said...

"I was watching and then realized that I was watching someone eat their breakfast! Life is so short!"

Life is so short that you should learn to experience breakfast with such detail, precision, and beauty.

The Vault Dweller said...

I enjoyed it. I liked the build up with Danse Macabre. She has similar vibes to Reviewbrah.

Mary Beth said...

I would be getting food and drink all over the hood neck ties. Maybe I use too much honey. It tends to drip off my bagel.

jim said...

gimme my regular ordinary swedish breakfast instead please

Ann Althouse said...

"I enjoyed it. I liked the build up with Danse Macabre."

Yes! Perfect food music.

"She has similar vibes to Reviewbrah."

Ha ha ha. Yes. And Joe Pera.

Kirk Parker said...

I usually save the drinking till lunch time.

JK Brown said...

She could cut back on the expensive trendy food/ingredients and maybe afford enough heat that her coffee doesn't steam fog the breakfast table.

I guess I meet the 3 drink breakfast with my sparkling lemon/electrolyte, coffee (black) and seltzer water.

Charlotte Allen said...

Except for the egg and the bagel, I didn't find it all that appetizing. Maybe it's because salad for breakfast isn't my thing. And why is she wearing that weird hood?

RCOCEAN II said...

Her breakfast reminds me of the great English Breakfasts we'd have last time we were in England. Sausage, eggs, toast with jam and butter, fried potatoes with tomato. With tea and OJ.

RCOCEAN II said...

Fried eggs between iceberg lettuce, to give it some crunch, is very good.

john said...

This looks so good I'm gonna make this tomorrow for guests. Except for the green tea. And the hat.

J L Oliver said...

Not someone else’s breakfast.

Whiskeybum said...

Maybe continue on to lunch featuring an egg salad sandwich?

planetgeo said...

I don't care what she's eating. She has lovely, expressive hands and delicate fingers. Reminds me of a matcha tea offering I had in Kyoto. Almost ceremonial.

The Vault Dweller said...

I've seen a few people mention her expressive hands which I agree she has, but just to point out when she is doing the hand motion where she moves her hand behind and object she is talking about, like the lemon wedge, she is doing that to frame it for her camera so that it auto-focuses on that object. I only say that because I didn't realize that was a technique a few years ago until someone explained it to me.

Mr. Forward said...

Three cups of coffee. Minimum.

Tina Trent said...

I’m beginning to believe in a non-sweet, big breakfast, no lunch, soup or a piece of fish at 4. That’s it. Dinner feels like a treat. You can mess around with quenelles, make good stock, indulge in clams or shrimp or liver.

I think old people and the French live like this. At least France is good for something.