January 9, 2025

Held together with nothing but clothespins and hairspray.

26 comments:

RCOCEAN II said...

David Muir is proud of being Biden's debate partner. And so is Mike Wallace. As for his vanity, I'm sure only his hairdresser knows.

Jaq said...

The vast maw of America's need for entertainment rarely lacks for fodder, and today is no different.

Eva Marie said...

I don’t think this was an accident. His cameraman had it in for him. Shived him and left no fingerprints. Ya gotta be nice to the little people.

rhhardin said...

You can use modified spring clothes pins to light and fire kitchen matches. Old kid trick with LA relevance.

Jaq said...

Sadly, Hunter Biden's Malibu pied à terre has burned to the ground.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14264973/hunter-biden-malibu-home-destroyed-la-fire-california.html

wendybar said...

Network lie pusher shows how narcissistic he really is, in the face of death and mayhem. Just remember, he works for the same news division as the View.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Where's a flying piece of sheet metal when you need one?

Aught Severn said...

Ahhh, Hunter started the fire for an insurance payout. It all makes sense now!

Wince said...

I first saw this technique in "Lost in Translation."

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

campy said...

Hunter's home burned! Gee, I hope none of his priceless Art was damaged!

Former Illinois resident said...

Calling Carly Simon: "you're so VAIN, you probably think this FIRE is about you, don't you, don't you!!!

ga6 said...

burning the evidence

Disparity of Cult said...

"Dedicated Follower Of Fashion"
- The Kinks

They seek him here, they seek him there
His clothes are loud, but never square
It will make or break him, so he's got to buy the best
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

And when he does his little rounds
'Round the boutiques of London town
Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at
And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight
He feels a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
There's one thing that he loves and that is flattery
One week he's in polka-dots, the next week he's in stripes
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

They seek him here, they seek him there
In Regent Street and Leicester Square
Everywhere the Carnabetian army marches on
Each one a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
His world is built 'round discotheques and parties
This pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
Oh yes, he is (oh yes, he is)
He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly
In matters of the cloth, he is as fickle as can be
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

He's a dedicated follower of fashion
He's a dedicated follower of fashion

Iman said...

Clothespins make make teh pullet!

Iman said...

Big Turd!

Eric said...

If they had to cinch up his jacket to keep it from flapping in the wind, how did they keep his hair from any movement?

RideSpaceMountain said...

His priceless art
Burned like a bag of prank dogshit
Titled "Poo On Canvas"

gspencer said...

You're so vain,
You probably think this fire is all about you,
Don't you, don't you,

William said...

A somewhat catty remark by the Donillo.

William said...

I myself respect Muir's courage to get up so close in his reporting. The firemen warned him that if one flying ember fell on his gel encrusted hair, the whole edifice would burst into flames. Nevertheless, Muir went up close and personal. ABC expects every man to do his duty in such circumstances.

Narayanan said...

how much is renters insurance for in CA

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

It's petty. It's unbecoming. You are the son of the upcoming president, again. The campaign is over. Act like you been there before.

Narayanan said...

r u telling me network TV is so talent rich even weather reporter can moderate President Election debate?

Randomizer said...

Now I'm curious. David Muir apparently doesn't own a tailored fake fireman's jacket, so he either doesn't care or can't afford it. Those metal binder clips for stacks of paper are stronger than clothes pins and would be easier to find for a commercial operation like ABC News.

This needs to be investigated, and it's certainly more critical than why everyone in authority in LA seems to be the dumbest DEI hire they could find.



Gusty Winds said...

What a douchebag!

Lazarus said...

Does Muir have his assistant take the clothespin with her wherever he goes, or did he have to send her out into the fires to buy one?

Muir does look a bit like Newsom, and they both love to pose for pictures.