What do you imagine they're saying to each other?
In another limo, Jill and Melania ride together. Care to guess what they are saying?
And then there's the limo with Kamala and JD... and the least important limo — but not necessarily the least interesting conversation — the one with Usha and Doug.
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1: I expect Joe is babbling dementedly
2: I expect Melania is telling Dr Jill what a worthless POS she is for abusing her husband like that
3: I expect JD is blasting Kamala for not letting them child-proof the VP Residence before moving in
4: I expect Doug is trying to hit on Usha
Trump is probably asking Joe who actually wrote out all those pardons and signed them.
Trump is acting as a caregiver to Biden, who is not all there.
It's a good question, but I doubt Joe knows the answer
Greg I was thinking #4 and glad you wrote it.
Trump and Biden are just shooting the breeze. Both men are ultimately self-contained with strong egos.
Melania is responding monosyllabically and with a frozen smile to any comment from Jill. She looks miserable in the presence of her husband's enemies. She cannot fake it.
Kamala and Vance are not talking much, small talk.
The two VP spouses have the least at stake and are having the most pleasant conversation.
I am a man of little distinction, and very little pride, but one of the things I'm actually pretty good at is never thinking about what other people are saying to one another.
Imagine Trump asking him a bunch of questions about the last 24 hours and recording the answers…
I think Trump is being gracious, and telling Biden that he is going to have ice cream latter, and that biden can continue to be president in Delaware. Joe is trying not to drool all over his tie.
Joe is napping and eating an ice cream cone, or licking the ice off the car.
Trump is being much more kind and dignified than Crook liar corrupt Joe deserves.
In another limo, Jill and Melania ride together. Care to guess what they are saying?
"Can you believe the Lions blew it again?"
"Shoulda kicked the field goal."
"No, Melania, darling, that was last year."
"Oh."
Like most wives, I'd imagine Melania is really pissed they tried to kill her husband; the father of child, and raided her home. You can tell she thinks they are all shit. Even at Carter's funeral.
Maybe Trump is telling Joe he forgot to pardon his wife and brother.
Kamala is trying come up with a scenario whereby she can accuse JD of sexual harassment while Doug is trying to give his phone number to Usha.
Vance's "fake shit" tweet was excellent.
Trump waited for Biden to nod off so he could Inceptionize him.
I’m also expecting Doug Emhoff to make a pass at Usha Vance. He’s the kind of horn dog who’d make a pass at a widow while riding in her husband’s funeral courtage.
They are all Shit. The entire cabal of democrats in power are all shit.
Isn't it past time when we routinely called politicians "Honorable"?
Biden: Don, did you know that robots are stealing my luggage?
Trump: Yes. Yuge, beautiful robots. The best robots.
Biden: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Trump: I gave you a pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Biden: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Trump: I don't want them back.
4: I expect Doug is trying to hit on Usha
Hit on or hit. With that guy it could go either way.
Clearly, the two worst limos to be in would be Kamala + JD, and Jill + Melania. But between those, probably Kamala + JD.
Trump should have brought along a bunch of pardons and Executive Orders for Biden to sign. It'd be great if Biden pardoned all the J6 participants.
Hopefully China has bugged the limos and will make the highlights public soon.
1. Joe thinks he's going to be inaugurated.
2, Melania is complimenting Jill on her lovely dress and asking how she chose the color. Jill is feeling as all women must feel in Melania's presence even if Melania were really being nice. Now, Melania is asking if Jill made the dress herself, "You seem so clever." Jill is considering getting out of the car and walking the rest of the way.
3. Kamala told JD that you can keep campaign money and JD told Kamala that you can keep campaign promises. Now they're both looking out the windows.
4. I agree with the others on Doug's ideas but I think Usha quickly and quietly drove an ice dagger in where it would do most good.
Hopefully, if DOGE is successful, next time there's an inauguration they'll just put all these people on a shuttlebus.
Chauffeur of Doug and Usha's Limo: "Don't make me come back there!"
Rachel Vindman is upset her family wasn’t pardoned. Oh well. Those who got one claim it wasn’t necessary. At least she can still claim 5th Amendment protection.
If not Doug, Hunter has shown his willingness.
I hope Trump and company never forget what the corrupt left did to him.
Please Trump - part of our nations healing - making the corrupt left pay.
Biden is telling Trump “If that really is your own hair, I’ve always wondered what it smells like “.
"What do you imagine they're saying to each other?"
Either one: "I can't imagine a bigger piece of shiitte than you."
Well look at that, Biden protected his entire criminal family with a pardon.
I suspect JD is trying to make simple, pleasant conversation, which is a strength of his. Kamala, on the other hand, has no such gift. Am sure she responds with the banal verbal diarrhea to which we've become accustomed
I doubt it, with the VP spouses. Of the 8 of them, she is very likely the smartest, he is a blithering idiot. JD admits that she is smarter, and she had the more illustrious career at HLS. And she is in the type of law practice where she rarely has to suffer fools. Or make small talk. Their spouses are at least both politicians and legally trained. If I could pick one of the 8 to have a discussion with, it would be Mrs Vance, while my partner, who put herself through college modeling, and was later an interior designer, would prefer Mrs Trump.
1. Trump is on the phone
2. Jill and Melania are bonding over hating Harris’ outfit
3. J.D. and Kamala are sitting in silence
4. Doug is hitting on Usha.
All those people could have fit in one ev van. Carbon footprint greatly reduced! Sometimes I think that climate crisis thing is just nonsense.
Doug Emhoff is asking, "Usha, you wouldn't be available for babysitting jobs, would you?"
LOL! So Biden even pardoned all of his family members, too! Too fucking hilarious for words right now.
Going back a decade of crimes.
Trump & Biden are talking about the NFL playoffs.
JD needs to step out of the limo, and then pretend to zip up his pants.
It went sort of like this:
A Solenm Scene it was indeed and it was made more affecting to me by the Presence of the General, whose Countenance was as serene and unclouded as the day. He Seem'd to me to enjoy a Tryumph over me. Methought I heard him think Ay! I am fairly out and you fairly in! see which of Us will be happiest. John Adams, March 5, 1797
Adams was not very happy as president, but he'd go on to live almost 30 years more. Washington may have been happy to be out of office, but he wouldn't last 3 more years.
You know, I bet this is correct. I can see Trump acting as the solicitous younger brother to his declining elder. It would be his instinct in a personal, private, situation.
Thread winner for sure. Thank you!
Tim Maguire, very funny. But I like to imagine them doing shots together, and then her giving him a broken nose.
Mrs. Trump is on the phone mocking Jill Biden’ clothes in one of the five languages she speaks.
2 had me LOL. Esp "You seem so clever."
I'm going to use that line at some point in the future
No competent Secret Service would let both Presidents and both VPs ride in the same car
Saw a tweet yesterday. Guy posted that his 5th grade son wanted to install dueling on his phone, which required parental permission.
Dad asked why. Kid said that the Hispanics were all talking Spanish at school to each other, so his friends decided they'd all learn French so they could talk that with each other, mocking the other kids in French like they believe the Hispanics are mocking them in Spanish
I'm waiting to hear someone claim that Trump tried to seize the steering wheel of his limousine.
No one is saying anything. It's colder inside the cars than out.
1. Trump has the window down because Joe has sharted himself. Again.
J.D. asking Kamala " Spit.
, or swallow?'
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