Read Official Stick Reviews (at TikTok).
Just a random example so you'll get the idea and see how charming this is:
@officialstickreviews 🇬🇧 🪵 🧙♂️ #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #love #nature #sticknation #stick #viral ♬ Concerning Hobbits - From "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring " - The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra
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More than you could shake a stick at.
Better than a stick in the eye?
I found a very nice walking stick at a trailhead last year.
Tiktok them spelunking so they can stick it where the sun don't shine.
Bosco the Stick-collecting Dachshund was the best. I miss him. Should check to see if his vids are still up . . .
Some of them are.
OTOH Blogger is being a shithead again on the thread about stow-ries (as my black lady coworkers called their soaps).
I won't believe a word until I hear it from Mabel and Olive
Witches wear crocs?
I was expecting that dogs would be involved somehow. Jonah Goldberg has referred to "dog economics" regarding sticks as a positional good.
"... “dog economics” are dominated by positional goods. At the dog park, there’s essentially an infinite supply of sticks. But the dogs all chase the dog with one specific stick, because that’s the stick everyone wants. "
"🎵Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon"🎵
I pity the fool!
I pity ‘im
Dogs are people too.
And why do you take note of the splinter in your brother's eye, but take no note of the excellent stick which is in your eye?
I. AM. NOT. CLICKING. TIK. TOK. LINKS.
Even to primo sticks and I'm sure you haven't even linked the dude who found the gun stick and when his girlfriend couldn't figure out why he was jumping up and down over a stupid stick left him at the beach and he had to get an Uber home and so he ghosted her.
From my collection of Dad Jokes (stored in a Dad-a-base):
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
Next up, whittling.
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