The photos are hilarious:
September 13, 2023
"Mexican politicians were shown two mummified corpses this week that a UFO expert claimed are 'a clear demonstration' of 'non-human' aliens."
"The two bodies — with only three fingers on each hand and elongated ET-style heads — were displayed in windowed boxes Tuesday for a public congressional hearing on unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAPs)...."
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I want to believe.
But make it easier for me to believe...
Just a diversion from the regular Mexican corruption.
I say we put Fauci in charge of figuring this out. He is, after all, Science.
Any bets that Susanna Gibson from north of Richmond would have sex with these aliens?
Guadalajara Target, aisle 6, middle, top shelf on the right.
I agree. They are non-human. I can't speak on their origin.
We may take solace in the fact that the congressional hearing was held in Mexico City and not Washington, DC.
Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to America, so often found wearing clown shoes.
I think the Dems would welcome some alien mummies right about now. It would be much less politically damaging to talk about mummies from outer space than mummies from Scranton PA.
Well, that's all I need.
"A clear demonstration of"...stone carvings of some sort.
Somebody like that, now they could be stuffed into a locker for sure.
As a Texan, I like Mexico. It’s culturally closer to me than, say, Wisconsin. But this is batshit.
Believe it or not I am actually an extraterrestrial. I am in fact one of the aliens that has been captured by the US government. I am telling you this now because I want you all to know that I love the Biden regime. I am not being coerced into writing this message and I am being well treated and speak to you of my own free will.
I am being well fed on a diet of amino acids and Hunter’s misplaced cocaine (there’s a lot). I also love the LGBT movement. In fact, on my planet my pronouns are:
Do/not
believe/one
thing/these
people/have
to/say
it/is
all/lies
please/help!
Weird humanoid forms. Dead.
At least it is not a garden gnome.
It looks more like a sculpture than a corpse.
Trump and aliens move the national short attention span off Crook Biden.
I find it strange that the aliens always have a body plan similar to h. sapiens: bilateral symmetry, two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth mounted in that order on a head which contains the brain and which sits atop a thin neck that rotates within limits, also two legs and two arms. Why should there be approximately the same ratio of arm length to leg length as us humans? Why not a creature with its food intake orifice on the top of its head and four eyes spaced evenly around a head that has no neck and does not swivel with respect to the torso? Why four limbs, two differentiated for walking and two for holding and carrying? Why not four undifferentiated limbs? Let’s see some creativity in manufacturing alien mummies!
“The corpses are between 700 and 1,800 years old — with X-rays showing one has mysterious “eggs” inside, ufologist Jaime Maussan told the hearing.”
Eggs?! Don’t put your face too close to the window box no matter how fascinating.
PT Barnum would look at today's world with envy.
Straight from the planet Paper Mache.
"Do or do not. There is no try."
Weird Al and Kinks fans might enjoy...
Yoda
Dave Begley said...
"Any bets that Susanna Gibson from north of Richmond would have sex with these aliens?"
Her defenders would say that at least she would be married to him first.
Her critics would counter that he only married her to get his Little Green Man card.
The photo looks like he's just missing some headphones to go with the "I'm groovin' to some tunes" face.
squirrel
"Driftin’ too far from shore"
St Croix...
That was really fun.
ET
They’re cuties!
eggs inside? - so they cracked it open - removed the eggs and glued it back together?
What are they made of? Your gesso is as good as mine.
I used to think it was funny that Star Trek and many other early sci fi TV shows (and then movies) always portrayed aliens with two arms, two legs, head on top, two eyes, a mouth, etc., i.e. humanoid. Of course I knew that the producers needed to use human actors to portray the aliens, so more creative/imaginary body shapes weren't practical. I suppose the problem for modern-day creators of phony aliens is a little differnt: They want us to believe that these "creatures" are alien beings "like us". Show the public a photo of something with a dozen tentacles and a hundred eyes, and we'll say "Octopus!" we won't say alien humanoid.
I don't think we'll believe it until the aliens start firing ray guns at our cities.
The "ET" corpses were debunked way back in 2021.
I though they looked familiar.
Would the last sane person please turn out the lights when leaving planet Earth!
“I can affirm that these bodies have no relation to human beings,” he said.
Well, that's the safe bet, anyway.
Too bad Leonard Nimoy Nimoy is no longer with us to use this for an episode of In Search Of.
In the 1860's the Cardiff Giant was dug up while supposedly digging a well in Cardiff NY. It is a 10' statue carved of Gypsum rock quarried in Ft. Dodge IA and carved into a man in Chicago. It was promoted as a fossilized man.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. supposedly carried a drill bit into the exhibit and hand drilled a hole in the head, and did not find a fossilized brain behind a skull so he said it was a fraud. A judge should have known that it is illegal to damage someone's property, but... The statue is now in the Farmers Museum in Cooperstown NY. The statue is somewhat realistic, and is, Ahem..., full of Big Dick Energy as well.
So drill a hole in these heads and see if it cuts thru a fossil skull, a Dura, and a brain. Oh you will say aliens don't have brains? As they say on star trek, you think we are not smart, we are smart, you will see.
E.T. phone home
Alien corpses this week.
Kennedy Assassination last week.
Sky-high inflation.
It's the 70s all over again.
I suspect the result of gnarly old egghead impregnating 12 year old female.
Blogger AndrewV said... Too bad Leonard Nimoy Nimoy is no longer with us to use this for an episode of In Search Of.
But there is William Shatner's Netflix show, Stranger Things.
They seem to be made from clay or dirt so … not gonna get too worked up just yet.
gesso. LOL.
I want to believe. Could they just make it easier??
Biden in 5 years
Nobody is that gullible. And then I read comments by people from the left.
Shatner's busy with The UnXplained, too.
'Tis a world o' wonders, aye.
They found Jimmy Hoffa?
Sure the alien lookd small and harmless in the box, but pour some water on and it undoubtedly will expand into a Ridley Scott / Sigourney Weaver type Alien, 8 feet tall with titanium jaws, drooling acid and killing everyone around. Proper care and maintenance of aliens, people, or disaster will follow!
mikee said...
“Sure the alien lookd small and harmless in the box, but pour some water on and it undoubtedly will expand into a Ridley Scott / Sigourney Weaver type Alien, 8 feet tall with titanium jaws, drooling acid and killing everyone around. Proper care and maintenance of aliens, people, or disaster will follow!”
That only happens if you do that after midnight.
Caltiki the Immortal Monster could take them.
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