April 9, 2023

"While reading 'Spring Rain: A Life Lived in Gardens,' by Marc Hamer, I often found myself wondering how old its author was..."

"... in part because the arc of the book follows Hamer getting too old to work as a gardener anymore. However, I hesitated to research his age. In Chapter 10, titled 'Gardener,' Hamer mentions the discovery, in 2006, of the world’s oldest living creature, a clam. The clam, named Ming, was five hundred and seven years old. It had been found off the coast of Iceland, and died when the scientists who discovered it tried to ascertain its age."


You can buy "Spring Rain: A Life Lived in Garden" at that link, at Amazon.

And here's the Wikipedia page for the clam "named Ming." I put that in quotes because I think if a creature has been living for hundreds of years, nameless, it's awfully presumptuous to suddenly assign him a name, just because you've discovered him. It's right there with determining an age and, as part of the process, killing it.
The clam was initially named Ming by Sunday Times journalists, in reference to the Ming dynasty, during which it was born.

So there was some cultural appropriation going on too. It was from the ocean near Iceland, and not at all Chinese (if it makes any sense to say that animals belong to the political subdivisions of human society).

Later, the Icelandic researchers on the cruise which discovered the clam named it HafrĂșn, a woman's name which translates roughly as 'the mystery of the ocean'; taken from haf, 'ocean', and rĂșn, 'mystery').

I approve. That's much better, and yet Wikipedia names the article "Ming (clam)." I still am delighted that there's a famous clam. Are there other famous clams?

The actual sex of the clam, however, is unknown, as its reproductive state was recorded as "spent".

How many of you identify as "spent"?!

14 comments:

Gahrie said...

If the clam was no longer capable of reproduction, it served no other purpose than becoming a food source or satisfying the curiosity of scientists. It was not "enjoying life", clams can't do that. The only purpose clams have is to produce more clams and be a food source for other animals.

TickTock said...

+1

RideSpaceMountain said...

Reincarnation choices:

- pig: your life will be relatively short and you and your descendants will be bred for bacon but your orgasms will last 30 minutes to an hour.
- clam: you will be extremely long lived if you don't get caught and turned into chowder and sexually? Well...you're a clamp.

I am definitely going pig. I'd be going pig even if double or nothing.

MadTownGuy said...

Heisenberg's Clam.

Temujin said...

Well...that elicited the first laugh-out-loud moment of the day. Spent!

How did they come upon this aged clam? And how, walking by or sailing by, do you look down and think- that's one old looking clam? I don't get any of this. Why would you not simply leave one of nature's great creatures alone to live out it's next 10 days or 100 years?

Scientists. Is there nothing they cannot wreck?

Smilin' Jack said...

507 years of being happy as a clam is better than any of us will do.

tim maguire said...

Reminds me of the naturalist who was taking core samples of trees to determine the health of the forest when he got his bit stuck in one. After cutting the tree down to get his bit back, an examination of the rings revealed it to be the oldest tree ever recorded.

Original Mike said...

"The clam, named Ming, was five hundred and seven years old. It had been found off the coast of Iceland, and died when the scientists who discovered it tried to ascertain its age."

Ann Althouse said...

"The clam was initially named Ming by Sunday Times journalists, in reference to the Ming dynasty, during which it was born."

Clams are not "born."

John henry said...

Sounds like a corollary to the Heisenberg principle.

You can find out how old a clam is or how old it could get but not both.

Might the clam have lived to be a full millenia? We can't know.

John Henry

John henry said...

Oops, too quick off the mark. I see mad town beat me to it.

John Henry

John Lawton said...

Clams are claimed!

Bob Boyd said...

Ming was killed when the Dr. Fauci of clam longevity researchers put him in the freezer.

n.n said...

Writing, reading, arithmetic, journalism, publishing, printing, etc. are artifacts of cultural appropriation.