Said Johnny Depp, quoted in "Photos of Johnny Depp ‘passed out,’ cocaine shown in Amber Heard trial" (NY Post).
Depp was testifying about photograph that showed him "'passed out' on a couch in Boston with his lap covered in ice cream. "He claimed Heard gave him the pint of ice cream because she 'knew' he would fall asleep with it.... 'That was a wonderful picture for her to take.'"
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Pro Tip: If your cocaine use causes you to pass out.. You are Doing it WRONG
I saw some video of "Violent Deep trashing his kitchen" - but it was all pretty mild. He can afford it and he probably has a maid, so no big deal.
Ice cream will put you to sleep, unless it Rum Raisin.
And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
There are people who money destroys.
It is not the key to happiness.
CALL THE ROLLER OF BIG CIGARS!
what are those? Giant bags of croutons?
I kicked my crouton addiction years ago. Not easy. God speed.
Well Johnny died one night, died in his bed
A half ounce of cocaine, pint of Breyer’s by his head
Johnny's life passed him by like a warm summer day
If you listen to the wind you can still hear him bray
Don't you know? Don't you know?
Don't you know that I am a movie star?
Don't you know?
Don't you know?
Don't you know that I am a movie star?
Don't you know?
Don't you know?
That's some kine bud in the last photo.
The photo of Depp with Ice Cream looks like an installation for an exhibit at MOMA. It could be entitled, "Deep Depp Dreaming".
"Pro Tip: If your cocaine use causes you to pass out.. You are Doing it WRONG"
The Post is doing the headline wrong. Those are descriptions of 2 different photographs. In one, he is asleep/passed out, with melted ice cream spilling over his lap and one hand in his pocket. In another, items shown on a table include lines of white powder.
The weird thing is that — as he claims — he brought the lawsuit to clear his reputation. The idea seems to be I have done all these awful things, but I never hit a lady.
Jason, you bastard- you beat me to it!
The idea seems to be I have done all these awful things, but I never hit a lady.
4/22/22, 10:03 AM
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I think in his world those other awful things aren't so awful and are quite common.
We, the general public, ought to be able to appeal the divorce and force Amber and Johnny to stay together, in the hope that those two wonderful kids will work everything out someday, and in order that they not make anyone else's life miserable, and for our own frigging amusement.
Heard was arrested for striking her gal in a Seattle airport prior to Depp.
The ex claims it was all a misunderstanding and that the two are friends now.
The little I've seen of her in the proceedings, she looks either stone faced or fidgety. But then, living with Depp's laborious ponderings likely didn't help.
You said you never hit a lady.
That was no Lady, that was my wife.
'That was no Lady, that was my wife.'
Ha!
Alanis has one hand in her pocket and the other one is holding an ice cream cone.
Not sure either Johnny Depp or Joe Biden can manage that at this point.
Whatever happened to Alanis? I miss her and all her crazy drama.
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