December 7, 2020

I have discovered the true meaning of TikTok.

This is it — the quintessence of TikTok.
@whyusomadd

I’m sorry but not really😂 #HowBizarre #HolidayMusic #settheworldonfire #fyp #nosething #makeyouhappy #notmyideadontcomeforme

♬ original sound - Deepfryedonion

25 comments:

rehajm said...

Somebody marry that woman- stat!

mezzrow said...

The nose knows.

rhhardin said...

Whatever it is crashes the XP version of Firefox.

RMc said...

#stoppromotinganappfromchina

michaele said...

I never seek out TikTok but when you link to one, I find myself saying, "I'll just watch one more"... which, for me, seems to mean 10 more.

Temujin said...

Pretty hilarious. The thing about TikTok is that you have to rummage through zillions (that's a large number) of Tiks in order to find a decent Tok. You do that for us and many of us appreciate it. But I would not have the patience to do so. Its what you do- with WaPo, NYT, TikTok, and the rest of your world.

We just get to watch. And comment.

gilbar said...

Serious Question
If someone spends most of their time, doing two things
1) Complaining about "All these damn women in politics! They should go back to the kitchen
2) Complaining that his computer's 20th century Operating System won't work in today's world

Is it SAFE TO SAY, that That person is Living in the Past?
oh! oh! how about if he communicates using Morse code?

You Damn Kids! Get Off of My Yard!!!

Darrell said...

Getting Third-World 10-year old girls to show their hoo-hoos?

D.D. Driver said...

The thing about TikTok is that you have to rummage through zillions (that's a large number) of Tiks in order to find a decent Tok.

Actually, that's why TikTok is so addictive: you don't. The algorithm is really good at serving up things that you will probably find interesting.

BTW-why are these AI's so interested in our crosswalks?

John henry said...

Cute but has nothing on the 70s porn movie starring a woman with a talking Vulva.

I was wondering if I could find the name and Ducked talking pussy video. Apparently it is a thing and there are dozens that popped up.

John Henry

Jersey Fled said...

I'm making it a point not to click on the link.

Wilbur said...

At least she has good taste in music. The Ink Spots rule.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

we all have talent.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

That is as long is she could do it without collapsing into a pool of giggle.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I love it - tho.

wild chicken said...

I don't know how it happened but I seem to be stuck in Cat TikTok.

Howard said...

I just can't ever get used to booger hooks

Michael said...

And here I thought Facebook and Twitter had achieved peak idiocy. Silly me.

Bob Smith said...

I’m still stuck at “What’s a Twitter”

mikee said...

I, for one, spend at least an hour a week searching for details of Mohindra tractors online, so that my guided searches will avoid things like this, or worse.

gilbar said...

mikee said...
I, for one, spend at least an hour a week searching for details of Mohindra tractors


and gilbar hopped up on his soapbox and replied...
mikee, Congratulations on not falling for all that 'green tractor' BULLSHIT!
You're looking at the right color for tractors...
BUT; there is red, and there is Red !

Find the comfort, and harmony that comes from REAL tractors... REAL RED TRACTORS
now, please don't think i'm some sort of close minded FarmAll fanatic
If (GOD KNOWS WHY) you don't care for Case IH, there's plenty of perfectly fine red tractors out there

ceowens said...

Everyone can do this. Now try without raising your eyebrows. It fascinates little kids looking at you over their parent's shoulder in church.

Unknown said...

I feel nearly compelled to post a spirited defense of Green Tractors, but their self-evident excellence will need to suffice.

As for TikTok, this seems like an excellent reason to avoid it.

To a poster elsewhere who mentioned "many anonymous posters, but only one you": I was labelled "mrsizer" for years and suddenly that went away and I've become "Unknown" (also for years, now) - despite being logged into the same Google account for posting here. I have no idea what changed and I can't be bothered to figure it out or repair it.

mikee said...

My Mohindra searches aren't color based. Blue is nice, red is fine and green is the color of old currency, even yellow Cats deserve love. The trick is to produce a search history that earns me ads in the sidebar ghat that aren't full of bikini-clad females, or worse.

Give me tractor ads, or give me a quick death, cuz I don't want my wife asking why I have ads for T&A on screen.

eddie willers said...

I don't understand your fascination with Tik Tok.

It's as baffling as Camille Paglia's liking of Madonna.