June 30, 2020

Officially becoming a billionaire... with tomatoes and a wilted rose.

27 comments:

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

what does she do again?

Bob Boyd said...

So blessed this is still life
So I made you this still life

So fucking high right now.

We love you so much

rhhardin said...

One day you notice that you're worth a million dollars but it doesn't seem important. Who hasn't had that experience.

Kai Akker said...

For the couple who has everything, a little bit of reality can look precious! A very little bit.

Temujin said...

Kim Kardashian is a billionaire and George Washington gets red paint tossed on him.

Really- I'm not sure our schools have done a good job the last 40 years.

rehajm said...

what does she do again?

Short answer- she gets people to look. There's much value in it. It's not nothing. I think people have a problem with her because she's a bit of the daffy and the success at what she's doing did not originate from success in another endeavor like sports.

What's funny Kim was the first of her kind but her sibling Kylie passed her financially before the age of 22.

Kay said...

Good for her. She’s a great entrepreneur and media genius. I see a lot of similarities between her talent and the Donald’s. Did KK pave the way for the Donald in some way?

Static Ping said...

I find it pretty.

I'm not sure Kim is going to be thrilled with the organic art project, but I'm not really privy to their relationship. There is something to be said for a simple gesture for the person who has everything. I suppose he could put up a picture of one of their mansions or a fleet of expensive cars or, given this is Kim, a picture of her in a bikini, but it would be so base as to not convey much. Spending time to make a loving gesture does have a more spiritual feel to it.

mezzrow said...

A billion dollars doesn't buy what it used to.

Time to go to work.

Rory said...

I'm guessing that's about $50 million per pound of ass.

Todd said...

So time for an "I became a billionaire and all I got was a lousy tomato (and this t-shirt)"?

Menahem Globus said...

What do you get the woman who has everything? Some mid-range items from the Publix produce section.

Lars Porsena said...

What else could you get for a girl who has everything?

John henry said...

A double billionaire family. Kanye west is worth $1.3

I think you are just trolling Crack now, Ann.

He'll be here any moment moaning about how "it's not fair K&K are billionaires and I'm not."

Here's an idea Crack, ask Kanye for reparations as a fellow musician.

John Henry

Ann Althouse said...

Are we supposed to read letters in that arrangement with those shadows? Or see some image? It's mysterious!!

Lucien said...

Now that she’s officially a billionaire it means that many Democrats don’t think she should exist. Congratulations Kim!

Dave Begley said...

Those two perfectly represent how rotten our culture has become.

MayBee said...

I like it that Kim and Kanye stay together. He's obviously got some mental health challenges but also a sort of genius, and I love knowing that there is someone for everyone in the world. And that relationships can be hard but still worth it.

BarrySanders20 said...

The tomotillo is a nice touch. I think I will try that.

The start of a love song from Kanye:

She got a butt like a tomotillo
Gonna ride it like a Diamond Reo
Gonna climb on board
Cause my billionaire can afford
Much more than a Chevy Geo

Unknown said...

Sold a lot of Ass

Earnest Prole said...

I believe you can count on the fingers of one hand the number of women who’ve made a billion or more dollars on their own initiative (versus inheriting it from a man).

stlcdr said...

Well, what *do* you get a billionaire?

Kai Akker said...

"Are we supposed to read letters in that arrangement with those shadows? Or see some image? It's mysterious!!" [AA]

Surely you didn't miss the Him & Her theme, did you? Although she might not be entirely pleased by how long he made her tail.

PM said...

The only color that matters is green.

Nichevo said...


Officially becoming a billionaire... with tomatoes and a wilted rose.



So what you're saying is that you don't understand his art and you want it explained to you?

Keep your clothes on, Ann, you're not that dumb.

Michael said...

She is not an unserious person however slutty she comes across I understand she puts in time for prison reform, has had some success in getting people sprung. I applaud anyone who comes up with a billion.

hombre said...

It just goes to show that hard work pays off.