March 19, 2020

The elephants don't know...


Narr said...

I bet they'll remember that party for a long time!

Been there, done that

Nonapod said...

I didn't even no corn wine was a thing. It sounds like it's just fermented corn mash without any distillation to make it into moonshine.

gilbar said...

i can NOT BEGIN to count the number of times that's happened to me;
Corn wine is NOT to be taken lightly

dbp said...

Needs an elephants are assholes tag.

David-2 said...

Q: Where does an elephant sleep?

A: Wherever the hell it wants to!

Wince said...

I thought to myself, what could that mean
Am I going crazy, or is this just a dream
Now wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
So it's all in my head

Spill the Wine

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
In a big field of tall grass
I laid there in the sun and felt it caressing my face
As I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind
The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a Hollywood movie, hmmm

But there I was
I was taken to a place
The hall of the mountain kings
I stood high by the mountain tops
Naked to the world
In front of
Every kind of girl
There was long one's, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,
Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones
Out of the middle, came a lady
She whispered in my ear
Something crazy
She said,

Spill the wine, take that pearl
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Spill the wine, take that pearl

Rick said...

Good for them, but I understand elephant hangovers are the worst.

Calypso Facto said...

Ain't no party like a pachyderm party cuz a pachyderm party don't quit!

But why were they keeping their corn wine outside? And why do they measure it in kgs? Can we call it Yunan Brew? Too soon?

Wince said...

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

BarrySanders20 said...

Just like Spring Break in the Florida panhandle

sunsong said...

I love this and I love elephants

Temujin said...

They are so like us. Only nicer.

Big Mike said...

Lots of animals besides h. sapiens get falling down drunk on fermented grains and fruit. YouTube is chock full of videos of drunken squirrels (after eating fermented fruit on the ground) staggering around and unable to climb trees anymore.

Lash LaRue said...

Did they see pink people?

YoungHegelian said...

Party Animals.

Narr said...

But, how do WE know THEY don't know? Maybe they DO know!

You know?

Narr said...

Elephants with hangovers and the drizzlin shits . . .

(Ha Carnival of the Animals on the radio)

Glad Trump closed the border with China!

Rusty said...

Hey guys. I know the feeling. I lost count of the times I got a snoot full and woke up in somebody's back yard. Or in a cemetery. Or in a farmers field.

Darrell Harris said...

Do elephants that have had too much to drink see pink humans circling around their heads?

Oclarki said...

Coming soon to a wet market near you!

Narr said...

I stopped binge-drinking when all I had the next morning was the hangover, but no memory of the party.

I don't miss it

rhhardin said...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?

The product of their sizes times the cosine of the angle between them.

rhhardin said...

Should be sine. Copied the joke.

Jim at said...

I'm with the elephants. As long as Total Wine and More keeps their shelves stocked, I'm good.