Ah, the wonders and wisdom of the scriptures... a guide for life. Having problems with social media? "ave nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels." 2 Timothy 2:23
Don't feel like showering but you're undecided? "And now why do you wait? Rise and be baptized and wash away your sins, calling on his name" Acts 22:16
Any and all questions answered. It is like the long version of a fortune cookie.
I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?) Yeah, hey 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high
Remember the old YouTube spin-off where the videos were a few seconds long? Some were brilliant, most were dreck. TickTock is much the same, but my daughter and her friends love it because the video editing tools make it easy to post whatever silly thing they want.
Although here are some of communal running's health benefits:
"When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him."
Yesterday was the 483rd year since William Tyndale was burned at the stake. He made God speak in the English Language. And that alone split the world into conflicts that are still going on today. So the Word literally is living and active and sharper than a two edged sword.
This message is courtesy of the Gideons Bible Society. As they say, spread the word.
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14 comments:
Can't argue with scripture.
Ah, the wonders and wisdom of the scriptures... a guide for life. Having problems with social media? "ave nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels." 2 Timothy 2:23
Don't feel like showering but you're undecided? "And now why do you wait? Rise and be baptized and wash away your sins, calling on his name" Acts 22:16
Any and all questions answered. It is like the long version of a fortune cookie.
I'm more of an Outer Limits fan
"I wanted to go jogging this morning..."
But then,
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
Remember the old YouTube spin-off where the videos were a few seconds long? Some were brilliant, most were dreck. TickTock is much the same, but my daughter and her friends love it because the video editing tools make it easy to post whatever silly thing they want.
Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Good morning Althousers!
Here this morning, the rain falls on me and the unjust alike.
Narr
Fall is here, and may stay this time
0 Bible results for “jogging.”
Did you mean judging (12 results)?
Although here are some of communal running's health benefits:
"When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him."
Yesterday was the 483rd year since William Tyndale was burned at the stake. He made God speak in the English Language. And that alone split the world into conflicts that are still going on today. So the Word literally is living and active and sharper than a two edged sword.
This message is courtesy of the Gideons Bible Society. As they say, spread the word.
Normally this comment would be a juvenile joke.
But since I have no idea if there will now be 100 comments between the one I am riffing on and mine, it's not.
Althouse's theme today is "JOKES."
Like turning commenting into a pen pal relationship via snail mail.
To Narr:
The rain falls on the just, and on the unjust fella.
But mostly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella.
Every one needs a laugh now and then.
That was pleasant.
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