October 7, 2019

"I wanted to go jogging this morning..."


Wince said...

Can't argue with scripture.

John said...

Ah, the wonders and wisdom of the scriptures... a guide for life. Having problems with social media? "ave nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels." 2 Timothy 2:23

Don't feel like showering but you're undecided? "And now why do you wait? Rise and be baptized and wash away your sins, calling on his name" Acts 22:16

Any and all questions answered. It is like the long version of a fortune cookie.

Howard said...

I'm more of an Outer Limits fan

gspencer said...

"I wanted to go jogging this morning..."

But then,

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

La da da da da da da

tim maguire said...

Remember the old YouTube spin-off where the videos were a few seconds long? Some were brilliant, most were dreck. TickTock is much the same, but my daughter and her friends love it because the video editing tools make it easy to post whatever silly thing they want.

Gahrie said...

Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Narr said...

Good morning Althousers!

Here this morning, the rain falls on me and the unjust alike.

Fall is here, and may stay this time

Fernandinande said...

0 Bible results for “jogging.”
Did you mean judging (12 results)?

Although here are some of communal running's health benefits:

"When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him."

traditionalguy said...

Yesterday was the 483rd year since William Tyndale was burned at the stake. He made God speak in the English Language. And that alone split the world into conflicts that are still going on today. So the Word literally is living and active and sharper than a two edged sword.

This message is courtesy of the Gideons Bible Society. As they say, spread the word.

Churchy LaFemme: said...

Normally this comment would be a juvenile joke.

But since I have no idea if there will now be 100 comments between the one I am riffing on and mine, it's not.

Darrell said...

Althouse's theme today is "JOKES."

Like turning commenting into a pen pal relationship via snail mail.

Nancy said...

To Narr:
The rain falls on the just, and on the unjust fella.
But mostly on the just, because the unjust steals the just's umbrella.

LYNNDH said...

Every one needs a laugh now and then.

CJinPA said...

That was pleasant.