August 14, 2019

Marianne.

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55 comments:

zipity said...


Looney.

Tunes.

Carter Wood said...

I can no longer read that name without thinking of the Leonard Cohen song.

HoodlumDoodlum said...

First they laugh at you...

gilbar said...

does she Always affect such airs?
I think she tries Too Hard. Let your craziness emanate on its own, don't force it

Bay Area Guy said...

Hot chick with a great sense of humor!

It is stirring the gnostic passions within me.

JackWayne said...

This is the sort of satire/ over the top impersonation that SNL was once good at.

EDH said...

She needs a set of tongs!

"Marianne Williamson escapes the paw-like grip of Bill Maher."
Althouse August 3, 2019

EDH said...
Williamson reminds me of that caller in Talk Radio, Denise, who drones on the the background.

BARRY: Denise! Lemme get this straight. You’re afraid of the garbage disposal in your mother’s kitchen?



Ann Althouse said...
Denise needs tongs.

traditionalguy said...

Elect Marianne the Magician. Free spells and Tarot cards for all. And unlike Witch Hillary, she is a looker.

wild chicken said...

Looney.


The camera loves her tho.

And she loves the camera!

I Callahan said...

I can no longer read that name without thinking of the Leonard Cohen song.

I keep thinking of the song where the girl was down by the seaside sifting sand...

Phidippus said...

She's wiggling around a lot. I wonder what's on her chair.

Freeman Hunt said...

That's great.

Lucid-Ideas said...

Her impression makes Williamson seem hot, crazy and fuckable.

Therefore, with the exception of crazy it's an extremely poor impression.

vanderleun said...

STANDING OVULATION!!!

rhhardin said...

Typical powerful woman.

rhhardin said...

Power eyelashes.

CJinPA said...

I have yet to hear Williamson or nearly any of the Democratic candidates speak.

Xmas said...

Is it weird that turned me on a little...

rehajm said...

I have yet to hear Williamson or nearly any of the Democratic candidates speak.

It took me a minute to realize it was an impersonation, too. How could so much crazy be so attractive?

I was starting to noodle on the Hot/Presidential Matrix™.

Etienne said...

I started scratching my balls before I played this. Then I started scratching my penis. Finally I started picking my nose, and then right in the middle of that, a feeling came over me, my legs got weak, and I squirmed a bit and then...

...I sneezed.

madAsHell said...

"the collective hate conscience"

It's like yelling fire at the Paranoid Theater.

Nichevo said...

I'd vote for her. She'd have to put out first though.

Lucid-Ideas said...

$500 billion in reparations is a real boner killer. You could put up with more crazy, say between $100-$200 billion, but the cost/benefit goes way down after that.

Think of the emotional anguish. Is it worth $500 billion to break both the treasury and your heart? No says I.

chuck said...

I keep thinking of the song where the girl was down by the seaside sifting sand

Me too. In fifth grade I had a crush on a girl named Marianne...

Narr said...

I'd hit that.

Narr
Then I'd flee

rehajm said...

Some of her stuff falls flat but I like this one, too...

Public School wrecked Mary Ann for a few generations. What is sifting sand anyways?

Lucid-Ideas said...

Among her first priorities is renaming military awards and decorations

- The congressional medal of the honored matron
- Purple heart chakra
- Distinguished tie-dyeing cross
- Silver star trek
- Presidential unit Venusian
- Pour le merite de aquarious

Kevin said...

America, I can see why you might fall in love with her.

But for God's sake...

...before this goes too much further...

...get a prenup!

Earnest Prole said...

I'd prefer not to fall into that chick's Uncanny Valley.

n.n said...

Feminine beauty?

Jack Rackim said...

Watched the video twice. Won’t add any new comment but will say I agree with all other comments.

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mccullough said...

She sounds like Mae West

Infinite Monkeys said...

Cure impersonation, but more of a caricature than a mimic. I think Marianne has a more pleasant voice.

Infinite Monkeys said...

I can't tell from the comments if people know that's not Marianne.

rehajm said...

I can't tell from the comments if people know that's not Marianne

In the grand scheme of things and with the exception of the sexy part, it won't matter much.

Bay Area Guy said...

Raise your hand if you thought that this actually was Marianne Williamson. Honor system.

Wishing you gnostic peace and harmony....

stlcdr said...

I had to google images of Marianne Williamson (since this caricature was done by a seemingly young person).

I cannot believe that there are photos that make her look 95 years old and others that make her look early 40's.

Skeptical Voter said...

I'm going with Earnest Prole. That woman looks like 110 pounds of pure misery on the hoof---nice to look at, but like the old Coaster Song "Poison Ivy" goes, you can look but you better not touch.

Sebastian said...

She didn't quite nail it, but I did feel the spiritual connection.

Narr said...

I knew that wasn't Marianne, she didn't have a boob exposed. Oh.

Narr
Never mind me

rcocean said...

I wonder how much she weighs. She looks like a social X-ray.

rcocean said...

Eating and then throwing up. I wouldn't be surprised.

gspencer said...

Her manicure needs some work.

Heartless Aztec said...

Professional make up and probably a touch of plastic surgery. She's good to go. As for the rest of her schtick - eh. At 66 my dick no longer does my thinking for me. As Robin Williams once said on Johnny Carson: "Men have two brains, but only enough blood to work one at a time."
Badda boom - badda bing.

donald said...

I don’t care who she is, she’s totally hot to me.

Chuck said...

Somebody seems interested in interestingness.

h said...

Isn't there some instagram rule prohibiting satire aimed at Democrats?

tcrosse said...

Meanwhile Tom Steyer is cluttering the airwaves with ads. Is America ready for a President who looks like the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz?

Glen Filthie said...

FFS Althouse.

When you post shite like this I gotta wonder: “Am I not getting this because I am dumb as a post... or because our blog hostess is crazier than a shit house rat?”

Looking like this one is on me... but still, do ya gotta rub a guy’s nose in it?

Jupiter said...

Let's give this woman the nuclear football!

Titus said...

She's kind of hot

PM said...

1. Corny effort, sorry to say.

2. tcrosse: Wonder if 'ol Tom Steyer is still making money off this -

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/05/us/politics/prominent-environmentalist-helped-fund-coal-projects.html

gspencer said...

Marianne's campaign ad,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYK7lm3UKg

Freeman Hunt said...

I had never heard of this comedian before. She's hilarious. More impressions available on her Instagram feed.