"'Hold on a second here. Hold on a second. They’re in here?' Weiner grilled the deliveryman around 2 p.m. after he was handed a large pizza box and brown paper bag with straws poking out at the door of the GEO Care Inc., facility in Fordham Heights."
I guess "in here" and "straws poking out" are additional penis jokes.
"After grabbing his food, Weiner couldn’t beat it fast enough." See what I mean? That kind of thing will go on forever.
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"Weiner Goes Free: Stiff Sentence Turns Soft As Ex-Congressman Gets Early Release"
Best I've seen so far. Guy who came up with that should win Pulitzer.
Good, he deserves it. And God bless Andrew Breitbart.
I thought straws were banned in NYC
The headline, yes, but those other text examples aren’t dick jokes. Sometimes a straw is just a straw. It does show that Weiner is as neurotic as ever.
What? No carrot sticks?
"The headline, yes, but those other text examples aren’t dick jokes."
Sorry, "poking out" is an intentional reference to his ridiculous selfies. There's no reason to mention the straws otherwise.
Where's Huma?
BarrySanders20 said...
The headline, yes, but those other text examples aren’t dick jokes. Sometimes a straw is just a straw. It does show that Weiner is as neurotic as ever.
Yeah, if they'd really wanted to humiliate Weiner they'd have sent along a free side order of 2 meatballs and a sausage.
I remember Anthony Weiner as an obnoxious asshole. Good to see him humiliated for the rest of his life.
"Genit" tag?
Did you bobbit?
Good humor. Weiner explaining the facts of life to his son.
Better humor. Son finding out the facts about his father.
Since he's a corruptocrat - he'll be running for president someday.
Relations to Hillary.
The Weiner Man is a hero of sorts. If he had not Sexted teen girls again after his first plea deal for doing it , then the NYPD would not have raided his Apartment and taken THE LAPTOP that has all on it needed to hang the Clintons, the Obamas and the Pedos. That disaster in turn made Hillary's Obstruction of Justice deal administered by her team of FBI plants blow up. All Hillary had left was the British MI6 and Obama set up of a Russia Owns Trump Hoax. And see where that has them. Maybe free Cuban vacations.
AOC demands to know if those straws were plastic.
I thought the "Weiner pops up" in the accompanying pic was hilarious.
Rupert Pupkin would be so jealous
Without Weiner and his laptop, everyone here would be complaining about President Hillary Clinton this morning, so pause for a moment and be thankful.
He needs a boost, a way back to PC good graces...
Perhaps Smollet's Nigerian brothers could do one more late night MAGAing?
I worked with him in the 1990s when he was a City council member and erecting a congressional campaign. Let me tell you he has been hearing jokes about his name his entire life. He gives zero fucks, and is really good natured about them, at least in public. His good nature contrasted with Chuck Schumer who was my boss at that time, who is really high strung and annoys easily. There was never a conversation we had together in which I didn't make at least a few dick jokes, he was unfazed and we had a productive working relationship.
Ok. Those were attempted dick jokes. Kind of like murder/attempted murder.
I had a Dr. Weiner at a Doc in the Box. He was moonlighting from Cherry Point MAS.
"Without Weiner and his laptop, everyone here would be complaining about President Hillary Clinton this morning, so pause for a moment and be thankful."
He's a prick, but I'd buy him a beer if I ran into him in the pub.
he's a pussy, dick, asshole, and a big-mouth, and can go fuck himself
I'm pretty sure Dave Barry's strict policy will prevent him from commenting on these prandial events.
“I had a Dr. Weiner at a Doc in the Box. He was moonlighting from Cherry Point MAS.”
The guy who did my vasectomy was Dr. Peter Slocum. True story.
Of all the famous Dem pervs, he's my favorite. He's likable, has a good sense of humor, and his transgressions harmed only himself, his family, and Hillary's campaign. I hope he finds peace and some way to re-enter public life.......Kamala Harris, stemming from her time as a prosecutor, has a reputation for being punitive and vindictive. Here's her chance to step up and show that the quality of mercy is not strained. She should hire Weiner to work on her NY campaign. This would dramatize her charitable nature while at the same time taking advantage of Weiner's unique insights into how to run political campaigns. I'd like to see him and Huma get together again, and for Kamala to officiate at some kind of reconciliation ceremony. Kamala would be sure to win the vote of every woman with a heart that beats.
Weiner always seemed testy to me
I don't think he will stay down for long
He'll be on the phone making a come back right away!
And just think. If he hadn’t gotten caught that unfortunate second time he might be mayor of New York today.
Or
Maybe Jeff Bozo can give him a job.
> Maybe Jeff Bozo can give him a job.
Bozo may have no job in hand
but at least they could exchange photos
Come to think of it, Amazon should uphold those with a bent for dick pics.. cameras with extra zoom, encrypted photo storage to prevent leaked meat, a snap chat service for cock shots
Weiner dips into Lasagna.
I'm pretty sure that with the last name of Weiner, he probably has heard many many dick jokes throughout school. Not a new experience for him :-D
Can we ease off on taunting a guy in a halfway house for being in a halfway house? If he's fulfilling the requirements for early release, that's good enough for me.
Once he leaves the halfway house and the inevitable hubris takes over, I'm up for all the taunting you want. But let's hold off until then.
"he was given the shaft for sexting a miner"
"...and so, class, THAT is how dick-pics saved Western Civilization"
> But let's hold off until then.
Right, hands off our Weiner!
Wiener is a real dick. So, I love people dissing him. No one deserves it more.
Weiner for obvious reasons enjoys the limelight. The last chapter of his public life has not been written. We'll be seeing more of him.......I was only half joking in my previous post. The Aurora shooter was a convicted felon with a past history of assault. Apparently there's some kind of law that prohibits employers from asking about past felonies. Maybe if the politicians want to burden the working class with accepting the risk of working with violent felons, they can also accept some of that risk by working with Weiner.
Weiner deserves more punishment than he received. All those emails on his computer. Does anyone think that he didn't read them? A pervert and a traitor, right along with his wife.
[Weiner deserves more punishment than he received. All those emails on his computer. Does anyone think that he didn't read them? A pervert and a traitor, right along with his wife.]
Man, that's harsh. Everyone got a good laugh except for a few diehard Clinton haters.
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