January 18, 2019

Roll over, Beto, ven vill you go away?

Just a second post on the same topic as the last one because I thought of an alternative title.

24 comments:

Churchy LaFemme: said...

"And tell Klobuchar the news!"

Henry said...

Maybe the Bernie Bros will claim him.

I have a sound track:

Are We Not Men? We Are Beto!

gilbar said...

Much better title, Professor Althouse!

Ann Althouse said...

Had to make it "ven vill" (originally I wrote "ven will").

Lucid-Ideas said...

Roll over, BetoHoven, tell Alexandria the news!

Meade said...

Just when I was working on a parody of Make The World Go Away. Oh well:

Make bay-TOE go away
Don’t let him be the officeholder
His male ass drips white pri-vi-lege
So make bay-TOE go away

robother said...

Though "Ven Vill" could be regarded as making fun of the vay Minnestoans and Visconsinites talk.

rehajm said...

Vee haff vays of making hyu leave.

Dave Begley said...

How about the tag "The Zeta Candidate" or "The MS-13 Candidate?"

Ann Althouse said...

"His male ass drips white pri-vi-lege"

I love when comments on a post use material from other posts.

hawkeyedjb said...

Oh dear. Looks like it's fame plus 16 minutes for Beto...

tim in vermont said...

Beta O’Rourke finds out about what it’s like when the press is working against you, not for you, like they did in Texas.

tim in vermont said...

Beta O’Rourke finds out, as did McCain before him, that the love of the press is situational.

tim in vermont said...

Romney, for example has the opportunity to be the press darling, right up to the point that he runs against a Democrat.

Wince said...

Beto the Brat

Beto the brat
Beto the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

Beto on the brat
Beto the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back

What can you lose?
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose, lose?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Bubba O'Rourkely

tim in vermont said...

I’d vote for Sgt. O'Rourke

exhelodrvr1 said...

Bay Toe sounds like a fungus you get when you ignored the "No swimming, bacteria level unacceptably high" signs at the beach.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Beto Boy is no longer Hispanic, or even White-Hispanic. Now he's just a whitey, like Rafael Cruz, and the Dem elite has kicked him to the curb.

Wince said...

tim in vermont said...
I’d vote for Sgt. O'Rourke

Except for one thing: O'Rourke Enterprises would implicate the Emoluments Clause.

Churchy LaFemme: said...

Except for one thing: O'Rourke Enterprises would implicate the Emoluments Clause.

Who says you're dumb?

tim in vermont said...

But there is some doubt about whether POTUS is an “officer” of the US. I remember some lefty rag writing a piece that even if Hillary were convicted of destroying federal records entrusted to her care (Naah! She never did that!) she could still be President because the law only prevents her from holding any office under the United States.

The Gipper Lives said...

I hope I'm out of the country when he gets his prostate check-up.

BJM said...

I had to do it.