August 12, 2018

The Crack Emcee moves on to "The Republican Record."

Listen to the new song here (along with the earlier "A Message to Kanye"). "The Republican Record" includes the voices of Nixon, George W., Reagan, and Trump (and begins with Rachel Maddow).

You know The Crack Emcee from our comments section, but please listen to his recordings (or at least one of them) before commenting on this post. Don't just continue the back-and-forth from recent comments threads. Talk about the music.

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The Crack Emcee said...

Drago said...

"All 3 dozen or so showed up for a "massive" rally in DC today.......

Clearly its a national problem......"

That's another prediction I made a few days ago, pointing out the last one only got 100 racists, but the media hyped it for the Left to go apeshit. If you ask me, the media is partially responsible for that girl's death in Charlottesville.

Xmas said...

The quotes over music thing reminds of some culture-jamming stuff, like Negativland.

Inga...Allie Oop said...

“It is hilarious to watch leftist secularists constantly screach that they are not cultists...”

I’m not a secularist. I’m a Christian and belong to the Presbyterian Church. I’m in the Presbyterian cult?

LOL

The Crack Emcee said...

Xmas said...

"The quotes over music thing reminds of some culture-jamming stuff, like Negativland."

*COUGH* [Choking] Wha?

Inga...Allie Oop said...

Blogger Birkel said...
“Why does a Democrat organization like the KkK support Republicans Trump?
Strains credulity.”


“David Duke, the former KKK grand wizard, is unambiguous about what Saturday’s alt-right and neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, means to him: It’s the fulfillment of President Donald Trump’s vision for America.

“We are determined to take our country back,” Duke said from the rally, calling it a “turning point.” “We are going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump. That’s what we believed in. That’s why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back.”

Achilles said...

@Crack Emcee

I am with you up to the point of taking stuff from people and giving it to other people.

You want to tear down the shitty public schools that fail black students? Right there.

You want to investigate and prosecute the corrupt cities and police forces that turn neighborhoods into crime ridden shitholes? Got it.

All of the policies that are specifically developed to raise children without dads? Key.

Trump is finally freeing Black Americans from the African-American plantation the democrats made for them. But the key is we are all Americans.

But saying black people will only e bribed off the plantation with other people’s money? That is just trading one plantation for another. How long are you going to be receiving these reparations?

Marxism is not the answer to racism.

It is insulting to Americans as well. Especially the black Americans.

Drago said...

Inga: "However there are far more white supremacists in numerous groups across the country who support Trump, including the KKK itself."

LOL

"far more white supremacists"
"numerous groups"

These are the lies lefties tell themselves as their pals physically attack journalists and police.



The Crack Emcee said...

Inga...Allie Oop said...

"I’m not a secularist. I’m a Christian and belong to the Presbyterian Church."

Doesn't it seem kind of odd Hillary's doing yoga, but still falling all over the place, including India - where President Modi's cultish political yoga push is in full swing? (Get this shit: He sincerely said Indians invented plastic surgery because their Lord Ganesh has an elephant head and a human body. Many bought it. Don't do yoga, y'all.) How about her psychic intervention after Bill got caught? The "energy" pendant during the Marie Blair days - Oh-My-GOD, is SHE a piece of work - look it up.

And can't you hear Bill Clinton in "A Message To Kanye" mentioning the cult leader, Ken Wilber? What's he doing being friends with the cult leader, Ken Wilber? (Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston used to read him when they were together, too. Before Brad cheated with Anjie.)

Ken Wilber's partner in crime is Marc Gafni, the former pervert "spiritual advisor" to what? Whole Foods. Oh, Honey, I can show you the web these people have spun around you, to such an extent, you'd be convinced you live in The Matrix and have never seen the real world before,...you met me as Morpheus.

That's how bad they got you.

Bad Lieutenant said...

Crack, somebody else had a good idea. This would probably be more comprehensible with visuals as well as audio. I would put the words on the screen as well as captioning the speakers by name.


By the way, never having done so before, I listened to a few tracks by Kanye West off the top of the Amazon search results. Flashing Lights, Power, Stronger. I'm sorry, please explain why he's a billionaire? He's actually nowhere near as good as Eminem. And I don't really like Eminem. No voice at all. I was astonished.

Drago said...

David Duke, a "leader" of a "large group" of white supremacists who can often generate crowd sizes in the low single digits....

LincolnTf said...

Fucking Rod Stewart. Forever Young. I never liked the guy, but this song isn't bad.

Achilles said...

Inga...Allie Oop said...
“It is hilarious to watch leftist secularists constantly screach that they are not cultists...”

I’m not a secularist. I’m a Christian and belong to the Presbyterian Church. I’m in the Presbyterian cult?

LOL


It is well documented that you are a fucking idiot. Of course you will pretend you are not in a political movement that places their ideology over everything else.

But the only ideology of the leftists is power over other people. Nothing else matters to Inga other than being able to tell people how to live spend their money and persecute her enemies.

Which is why she cheers every time her fellow leftists attack her enemies and denies their collective activities.

Unite the Right was organized by Occupy Wall Street. They are all leftists too. Nobody cares about them but leftists who need justification for their violence.

You are disgusting people.

Drago said...

David Duke and Alex Jones ought to be paying the lefties for puffing them up so much.

It would only be fair.

Birkel said...

Why does a Democrat like David Duke support a Republican?
Seems odd.

Bad Lieutenant said...

Unite the Right was organized by Occupy Wall Street. They are all leftists too. Nobody cares about them but leftists who need justification for their violence.


If I'm understanding it correctly, the whole Unite the Right thing was essentially a Sacha Baron Cohen scheme writ large. Pretty astonishing they even tried it twice; I don't know if 2-3 dozen takers for the second bait seems high or low.

Drago said...

David Duke is Lyndon LaRouche without the gift for spinning conspiracy yarns.

Drago said...

I wonder if Inga would be willing to send an Apology Card to the journalists her allies physically attacked today?

LincolnTf said...

"America" by Neil Diamond now kicking it from YouTube. I remember this song because I felt up Kathy Morgan in the theater seats during whatever movie for which it was the theme song.

Drago said...

Quick question: how much damage to MSM equipment would conservatives have to cause to have Inga scream "something must be done to stop this?"

I am guessing...none..since the lefties are already screaming with other lefties already doing the damage.

"Mostly peacefully", naturally..

LOL

The Crack Emcee said...

Inga...Allie Oop said...

“David Duke, the former KKK grand wizard, is unambiguous about what Saturday’s alt-right and neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, means to him: It’s the fulfillment of President Donald Trump’s vision for America.

“We are determined to take our country back,” Duke said from the rally, calling it a “turning point.” “We are going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump. That’s what we believed in. That’s why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back.”

That sounds like an opportunist. I mean, OK, that's what Saturday’s alt-right and neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, means to DUKE, but you've heard nothing from President Trump to support thinking he shares Duke's feelings. Duke is just talking shit.

And you're choosing to believe it.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Crack said...
That's another prediction I made a few days ago, pointing out the last one only got 100 racists, but the media hyped it for the Left to go apeshit. If you ask me, the media is partially responsible for that girl's death in Charlottesville.

Agreed.

The narrative is the opposite of reality. The media are pushing the anger.

LincolnTf said...

Hey, Crack bitch, you want to own your words? Show me where I said what you said I did, or forever be relegated to the trash-heap of lying shitbags on the Internet. Or, better, admit that you were wrong. Tough choice for a man with no balls, but give it a try anyway. Pussy.

Inga...Allie Oop said...

“Doesn't it seem kind of odd Hillary's doing yoga, but still falling all over the place, including India - where President Modi's cultish political yoga push is in full swing? (Get this shit: He sincerely said Indians invented plastic surgery because their Lord Ganesh has an elephant head and a human body. Many bought it. Don't do yoga, y'all.) How about her psychic intervention after Bill got caught? The "energy" pendant during the Marie Blair days - Oh-My-GOD, is SHE a piece of work - look it up.”

I didn’t support or vote for Hillary. I was a Bernie supporter. Please don’t tell me he’s s cultist.

The Crack Emcee said...

Inga,

Don't be like David Duke: having an agenda and not letting a little thing, like the facts, get in the way.

Start peeling this shit apart, for yourself, and you'll feel a LOT better.

Inga...Allie Oop said...

“I wonder if Inga would be willing to send an Apology Card to the journalists her allies physically attacked today?”

“The Press is the enemy of the People”
Donald Trump

LincolnTf said...

Punk.

Birkel said...
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Birkel said...

They wouldn’t have attacked those news crews if it weren’t’ For the war and that lying mother fucker, Trump.

Or, Trump made fascists beat up the press.

Molly said...

crack MC at 5:11. Thanks for the thoughtful reply. But, though I do recognize a few voices (WJClinton for example) there are lot I don't recognize or that I'm not sure of the context: (Is that LBJ for real, or a comedian pretending to be LBJ? and if it's LBJ for real why was he welcoming people into the white house?) So i'd like you to consider what your audience is. It's certainly okay for you to decide that people like me are not your audience. But don't do that thoughtlessly. And that's where I think you are right now.

LincolnTf said...

Now that was a weird YouTube transition. From "Electric Avenue" directly to "Sound of Silence". Now it's playing the Moody Blues, Nights in White Satin. I remember this song because it was often played as the penultimate "slow dance" song at HS semi-formals, proms, etc., before "Stairway to Heaven" closed the night down. If you hadn't hooked up by the time this song played, Stairway was your last and only chance. Facts.

Marcus said...

I guess Crack is a pussy punk since he won't either produce a quote to prove his allegation or up and apologize like a MAN.

Street cred, my ass.

The Crack Emcee said...

Bad Lieutenant said...

"Crack, somebody else had a good idea. This would probably be more comprehensible with visuals as well as audio. I would put the words on the screen as well as captioning the speakers by name."

Find me something free to make it (software, like iMovie used to be) and I'll do it.

"I listened to a few tracks by Kanye West off the top of the Amazon search results....I'm sorry, please explain why he's a billionaire?"

Y'all - of all people - haven't noticed the almost complete fall off of gangsta rappers in the last few years? Look no further than the most confessional rapper around for the credit: He made baring your soul - not being hard - cool. I mean, he got his jaw broke in a car accident, accidentally lost his Mom in a plastic surgery fiasco (or something) waded through the world of gangsta rap, making beats for EVERYBODY, before breaking out on his own and creating not only hits but several new styles of expression (for rap) along the way. And then there's the bipolar outbursts ("I'm the savior of Chicago!" and "George Bush doesn't care about black people!") that he keeps having to walk back, and willing does so.

I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Kanye West represents a new level of thought in the emerging people, I keep trying to describe to you, going through this black American experience. Few blacks talk like him. Few blacks understand what he means. He makes them run to books and websites they never would've considered. Seriously. (I can read him as easily as I do Trump, who many also say is incoherent.) Kendrick Lamar, who gets a lot of the attention nowadays because he's young, has nothing on Kanye. He's Ricochet Rabbit.

walter said...

Achilles,
Crack's rules say whites must give up the term "plantation"...even though conservative blacks use it.
Hey..he makes the rules here, deems views by whites he disagrees with as "NONSENSE".
Just getting you the memo.

LincolnTf said...

Bitches gotta be bitches, right Crack? Fucking man up and admit you mistook me for some other commenter. It's not that hard to be honest. Punk.

The Crack Emcee said...

Achilles said...

"Saying black people will only e bribed off the plantation with other people’s money? That is just trading one plantation for another."

Say it that way and , sure, no one's going to want to do it. But that's not what I'm talking about, so no worries:

We'll do my something else.

walter said...

Then spell out what you're talking about.

LincolnTf said...

Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd on now. Reminds me of when I used to sneak into The Woodshed in Brewster, MA when I was underage. One of my summer friend's brothers was in the house band, and let us in from the age of 17 on. They always played this when the crowd was sparse, because they were basically practicing while they performed.

Tommy Duncan said...

Another thread wasted on Royal Ass Inga.

Fuck off, Inga.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2018/06/is-water-racist.html

FIDO said...

Police shootings of blacks is about 3.6% of all black homicides.

Most of them are criminals doing criminal things.

What about the other 96%?

The Crack Emcee said...

Inga...Allie Oop said...

"I was a Bernie supporter. Please don’t tell me he’s s cultist."

ROTFLMAO!!!

No, Bernie's alright, but he's being used by them. For instance, Marianne Williamson already has her claws in him, which ain't good. She’s been known to make weird shit happen to people after a while. I've been watching her with interest. She keeps threatening to run for office (She did once and got creamed) when she's more effective in the "harmless" NewAge field.

But here:

Guess what The Daily Kos was, before politics? An astrology-based stock-picking site!

Guess what Arianna Huffington was before she led the Left to political ruin with The Huffington Post? A Rajneesh ("Wild, Wild, Country") and she's got her own cult, MSIA (Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness) along with her new venture: teaching us how to....sleep. Yoga folks teach you how to breathe, she teaches you how to sleep, and both teach you how to be so open-minded your brains fall out.

John Podesta is obsessed with UFOs and promised - if Hillary won - we were going to get the big reveal you know you were waiting for. Unfortunately,...Trump won, so Area 51 will stay closed to YOU.

I could go on all day. It's a cult. But Bernie's safe. For now,....


Ralph L said...

Nights in White Satin

I always think "Knights in White Satin," which changes my perception of the song a little bit.

chickelit said...

Keep it up Crack. Anyone who makes the effort to record and post audio recordings deserves kudos for that alone.

Ralph L said...

she's got her own cult
The first time I saw Arianna, at CPAC on CSPAN, she had her own little cheering section.

The Crack Emcee said...

Molly said...

"Thanks for the thoughtful reply."

You're welcome.

"But, though I do recognize a few voices (WJClinton for example) there are lot I don't recognize or that I'm not sure of the context: (Is that LBJ for real, or a comedian pretending to be LBJ? and if it's LBJ for real why was he welcoming people into the white house?)"

ROTFLMAO!!! It's not LBJ.

"So i'd like you to consider what your audience is."

I swear I do: listeners.

"It's certainly okay for you to decide that people like me are not your audience. But don't do that thoughtlessly."

Why would you think that? Or think I think that? (I do NOT think that.)

"And that's where I think you are right now."

I, somehow, get in trouble SO EASILY on this blog....

LincolnTf said...

Because you lie, punk.

wildswan said...

This was an unusual set of thoughts in a music form (sampling) only one person who commented had ever heard before. "Going from Democrat to Republican" is from the Kevin Nicholson ad where he says when you change based on experience that is "hard won." So I believe Crack's goal was "Can I document this period in political history, creatively, without an agenda?" The point about this period (I think) is that for the first time in years blacks have some interest in what a Republican is saying. Where will this go? Hope we get posted on the next piece. I believe I'll be able to hear whether the electoral "black wall" continues to crack like the blue wall.

As far as the music goes I could listen easily. I understand that this kind of music is like found objects composed into art. Except that apparently these aren't all found objects. I feel quite out of my depth.

Marcus said...

I also thought it was "Nights in White Satin" until the jukebox in my dad's restaurant got the 45. Thought it more probable that the Moody Blue's would be singing about knights.

roesch/voltaire said...

Often times Crack has offered fresh insights on this blog, but he seems to be looped in a circle of hell that prevents a wider visiion.

PuertoRicoSpaceport.com said...

Blogger Inga...Allie Oop said...

“The Press is the enemy of the People”
Donald Trump


You got a link to a video or a tweet, by him, saying this?

No? Didn't think so.

He has been very explicit that it is "fake news" that is the enemy of the people. Not the entire press.

Surely you are not in favor of fake news, are you? Stories such as:

Rolling Stone Rape Story – Manufactured Fake News
NBC rigs a truck to explode – Manufactured Fake News
Fake News Media Lying About The George Zimmerman Tape
Rathergate George Bush Story - Manufactured Fake News
Elizabeth Warren endorsed Bernie Sanders - Manufactured Fake News
Sheriff David A. Clarke (an African American) is a KKK member - Manufactured Fake News
WaPo Janet Cooke’s imaginary 8-year-old heroin addict - Manufactured Fake News
NYT Jayson Blair made scapegoat for hundreds of Manufactured Fake News Stories
MSNBC Phony Tea Party gun scare - Manufactured Fake News
George Zimmerman’s media edited 911 call - Manufactured Fake News
Brian Williams, NBC Denied Knowledge of all his lies - Manufactured Fake News
CNN gave Hillary advance copy of debate questions – Manufactured Cheat, Corruption News


John Henry

0_0 said...

I gotta say, TCE never really stood out in the comments, but with his Special Day today I'm nodding my head a lot. Except for the reparations and excess victim stuff.

(I agree with Grant et al in reparations for the freed slaves, but the country was too late for them. Now what? Who gets money? How do you filter out Rachel Dolezals? How do you tell Asians, Native Americans, and recent immigrants they are paying? What do you tell the Black children born after the reparations?)

And it's gotta be tough debating every other commenter and trying to keep straight who said what to you.

Bad Lieutenant- Kanye was bigger and better wiht his first releases (see College Dropout), but the quality dropped fast. I think he got oo full of himself.

PuertoRicoSpaceport.com said...

Blogger The Crack Emcee said...

Find me something free to make it (software, like iMovie used to be) and I'll do it.

Not free but pretty close. Adobe Premiere elements will let you make very complex videos. I have a client I make 2 videos for each month and they are normally 4 video layers deep (Background, pics and vids of what I am talking about on a TV screen in the background, me in front of the background and a floating logo) plus two audio layers (Background music and me) Lots of cool effects such as zooms, transitions and more. I don't know if there is a limit on how many layers you can have. I've played with as many as 8 but I know it can do more.

$83 on Amazon via Ann's portal.

I do it all in my office in front of a greenscreen. About $125 including stand and 3 umbrella lights on tripods.

Here's a sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPznrZ8wlJU


I'll even pitch in $5 because I'd be interested to see what you can do.

John Henry

Known Unknown said...

I'll trade one-time reparations for the existing welfare system.

walter said...

Hitfilm and DaVinci Resolve have free versions

Achilles said...

Inga...Allie Oop said...
“I wonder if Inga would be willing to send an Apology Card to the journalists her allies physically attacked today?”

“The Press is the enemy of the People”
Donald Trump


Trump said the fake news press is the enemy of the people liar.

You know. The press that is pushing the Russian collusion conspiracy theory that has less basis in truth than vaccines causing autism.

The conspiracy theory you have been drooling over for years.

There is ample publicly available evidence that Hillary and obama were colluding with the Russians though.

You are the definition of a cultist.

The Crack Emcee said...

PuertoRicoSpaceport.com said...

"I'll even pitch in $5 because I'd be interested to see what you can do."

Thanks, John Henry, and you look great!

Blogger Known Unknown said...

"I'll trade one-time reparations for the existing welfare system."

A man after my own heart.

The Crack Emcee said...

walter said...

"Hitfilm and DaVinci Resolve have free versions"

I'll look into it.

The Crack Emcee said...

I got the software, and some sleep.

*Yawn*

Coffee,...

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Crack-

Several people have asked about the words, and who the various speakers are. Might be worth adding entries on sites like genius.com with the words, annotated with the speaker, and even links to the original audio/full context, if that would help your listeners.

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The Crack Emcee said...

Ignorance is Bliss said...

"Several people have asked about the words, and who the various speakers are. Might be worth adding entries on sites like genius.com with the words, annotated with the speaker, and even links to the original audio/full context, if that would help your listeners."

My listeners are all trying to get me sued.

I read the reviews here - starting with the first - to my best friend last night. He was in STICHES!

Ignorance is Bliss said...
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Ignorance is Bliss said...

I'm not trying to get you sued. And I wasn't suggesting that you annotate the sources of any sampled music. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get sued over your use of the spoken words, and I'm certain that anyone associated with the spoken word audio that you used could readily recognize the source without annotation.

But it was just a suggestion. You certainly know your business better than I do.

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