March 4, 2018

"Russian senator Valentina Petrenko's hair is more famous than her politics."

"Every few months, someone finds a photo of her and the internet drops its collective bundle all over again," says 9 Honey, helping you begin your encounter in a jaded condition. Ready? Here:

43 comments:

mockturtle said...

She looks a little like Sally Field.

robother said...

Shouldn't there be white streaks? Where are the white streaks?

traditionalguy said...

It’s a wig.

gspencer said...

Ushanka au natural,

FleetUSA said...

I think it is a wig. Maybe check her other hairy bits. LOL

David Begley said...

Just saw "Red Sparrow." Many bad hair days in Russia.

the 4chan Guy who reads Althouse said...

David Lynch's Eraserhead.

The Germans have a word for this.

Lewis Wetzel said...

Is that Princess Leia's sister?

tcrosse said...

It's that Marge Simpson look.

Darrell said...

She has weird hair. Trump has weird hair. Has anyone alerted Mueller to the collusion?

Anonymous said...

And the '80s thought they knew big hair.

These upper-class Roman matron 'dos will be all the rage. You heard it hear first.

Fernandinande said...

That's where they've been hiding the emails.

Bay Area Guy said...

Nice Fro, Girl!

buwaya said...

It does seem to be a "Roman matron" thing, doesnt it?

Too bad she doesn't look like Polly Walker, who could carry it off.

I thought it might be some traditional Russian/Slavic getup, but no. The ladies of the old school were all into these embroidered-jewelled crown-hat things.

Big Mike said...
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tcrosse said...

It's like one of those bearskin hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wear.

Trumpit said...

If she's a honey, then it's a bee hive. If she launched a stinging attack on Putin's government, then it's a hornet's nest. I personally think she is a human mop. When Trump's pee-pee tape was filmed live, Valentina sprung into action soaking up the incriminating evidence with her dreadlocks.

Bill said...

Like a cross between the Bride of Frankenstein and Venus of Willendorf.

Quaestor said...

It makes her look like Khakas woman in traditional garb, which was likely her intent since she represents the Republic of Khakassia.

Trumpit, of course, thinks everything is about Trump, which is sad. The inability to contextualize is a symptom of profound mental disease.

jwl said...

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who plays soccer for Arsenal in London, has similar hairdo but not quite as glorious as that woman's.

traditionalguy said...

That same look among Scots-Irish women gives you Dolly Parton. Can the lady Russian sing?

David said...

Lovely smile. So warm.

MikeR said...

What's the problem? That's how I cut my bushes.

Big Mike said...

I like what she does with the "my husband beats the shit out of me" eye makeup.

Big Mike said...

I don't think the hair style or the eye makeup would look good on you, Althouse.

Daniel Jackson said...

She's not happy.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

Großepudelkopfrussischeverrücktesenatorfrau

walter said...

If Elaine on Seinfeld had her mom in an episode..or maybe Kramer's..

Sheridan said...

It's clear to me that Valentina and Maxine have been sharing styling tips. Are their politics similar?

Clyde said...

Her hair says "Da, da, da!" but my eyes say "Nyet, nyet, nyet!"

Humperdink said...

Wow, what a look. Melania she's not. No wonder vodka is a top seller.

Bob Boyd said...

Looks like there's a pussy riot on her head.

Drago said...

I thought she was great in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Phil 314 said...

"It's that Marge Simpson look."

I was thinking more Flat top from Dick Tracy

David53 said...
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BJM said...

Whoa! That's not Sally Fields playing Marge Simpson?

Luke Lea said...

Russian beehive?

veni vidi vici said...

Upstairs AND down??!!!

StephenFearby said...

If Valentina has a feisty disposition, she would be a natural to play Alice in a Dilbert sitcom, with only a little bit of hair reshaping:

"Alice is an engineer from the Dilbert comic strip. She is one of Dilbert's co-workers in the department. She has long curly hair, which transformed into a large and distinctive triangular hairstyle when the character became a regular."

"...Alice has a short temper. Her anger is frequently expressed in physical violence, most often manifested in the form of her "Fist of Death". She has, among other things, kicked an Elbonian into his own hat,[9] stuffed Asok into his shirt sleeve and punched him into the ceiling, drop-kicked a computer off the building (killing a major customer),[10] rigged a paper shredder to kill the department's resident "sadistic nut",[11] and once sling-shot a man with his suspenders so hard he traveled forward in time.[12] When the company moved to a high-crime neighborhood to save costs, she took it upon herself to mug the company's executives to make them re-consider their decision.[13]

According to Catbert, she has not been fired for any of this because she "did not discriminate, sexually harass, steal or take drugs". He then gave her an award for her "cost-saving idea" of killing a co-worker.[14]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_(Dilbert)

Jaq said...
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Jaq said...

White streaks! LOL

Jaq said...

When Trump’s pee-pee tape was filmed live, Valentina sprung into action soaking up the incriminating evidence with her dreadlocks.

Incriminating? You guys have a pretty funny idea about what is a crime and what isn’t. That’s why we don’t trust you with power. Who wants to go to jail for whatever you guys decide is a crime this week?

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