February 2, 2018

My personal blog-survival challenge seems to involve lettuce.



Here's the Instapundit post. If you're not using AdBlock, perhaps you will get a different personal challenge.

24 comments:

Mike said...

I just saw that on my Instapundit feed and asked my wife about the cabbage patch bra. We don’t know WTF. And I ain’t clicking that crap either!

MadisonMan said...

"Become a Barefoot Writer"

What?

Nonapod said...

All I ever get on sites that I have whitelisted is ads from Sweetwater and Newegg as well as the usual zergnet "around the web" nonsense.

Bay Area Guy said...

Release the bosoms from that repressive greenery!

Bob Boyd said...

Vegetarian cheesecake.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Hold the nipples, hold the lettuce,
Special order, don't upset us...

Bob Boyd said...

"If you're not using AdBlock, perhaps you will get a different personal challenge."

Hmmm....you're right. I got a potato in a pair of Speedos.

Bay Area Guy said...

So, all these years, Stormy Daniels has been padding her bra with iceberg lettuce leaves to great effect? Who da thunk it?

EDH said...

Click a few times on these and similar ads and your Althouse and other homepage screens will surrounded by images of scantily clad women modeling undergarments and beachwear.

https://www.lulus.com/products/kavari-white-and-blush-pink-bikini-bottom/561892.html?utm_source=Criteo&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=561892&utm_campaign=Criteo

http://www.revolve.com/?utm_source=criteo&utm_medium=retargeting&utm_campaign=dom_p_revolve_lowerfunnel

Jokah Macpherson said...

I got an Insitome ad, presumably from reading Razib Khan, one of the other few bloggers left over from the old days.

Anonymous said...

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n.n said...

Stuffed peppers?

Anonymous said...

nonapod: Yes I get all those Sweetwater ads too. I like having guitars all over my page. But I think I'll give EDH's approach a try.

Bob Boyd said...

Lettuce and tomatoes.

To Learn Drumming said...

Bob Boyd said:
"Hmmm....you're right. I got a potato in a pair of Speedos."

Make sure the potato is positioned in FRONT.

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

All I got was an ad for Dyson vacuum cleaner :(

robinintn said...

I saw that too, but I assumed they were cabbage leaves. Maybe because I associate breasts with money.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna take a head of iceberg lettuce to the Peppermint Rhino on my next sojourn there.
It'll save me so much money! Kinda like getting a second tax cut.

Anonymous said...

Drudge says the memo has been released

JML said...

We need to nip any breast puns in the bud least our cups runneth over...and someone milks them to death...

exiledonmainstreet said...

A neighbor lady of ours used to tuck money away in her bra (watching her fish for a buck was entertainment for us kiddies, especially the boys), but storing salad fixings there is a bit much.

Darrell said...

I got a proposal of marriage from a Ukrainian girl. She loves me.

Ann Althouse said...

"I saw that too, but I assumed they were cabbage leaves. Maybe because I associate breasts with money."

1. "Lettuce" is also slang for money.

2. I agree that they look more like cabbage leaves, but "lettuce" is funnier than "cabbage leaves" (and you would have to say "cabbage leaves" and not just "cabbage," because unlike with "lettuce," the word without "leaves" makes you picture the whole head of cabbage, which doesn't happen with "lettuce" unless you specify "head of lettuce" — strange, but true, probably because not all lettuce comes in head form).

SweatBee said...

I assumed cabbage leaves because postpartum women who want to let their milk dry up are sometimes advised to put cold cabbage leaves in their bra to help with the discomfort. But how that's supposed to have an enhancing effect, I have no idea. Quite the opposite, in fact.