September 29, 2017

Let's take a closer look at that Cambridge, Massachusetts elementary school librarian who rejected the gift of Dr. Seuss books from Melania Trump.

You've seen the story, I'm sure. Here's Vanity Fair: "An Elementary School Librarian Doesn’t Want Dr. Seuss Books from Melania Trump/She wrote that Seuss is 'a bit of a cliché, a tired and worn ambassador for children’s literature.'" I've seen some abuse of this woman, Liz Phipps Soeiro, and here's something, in particular, that set me off:



I want to say Phipps Soeiro looks great. This is a fabulous, beautiful librarian look, and if this says Rosa Klebb to you, I guess you're just not into the glory of librarians. I love the scarf, the bright-lipstick/no-eye-makeup look, the pinned-back hair, the glasses. It's utterly charming, well constructed and a lot of fun, like a character in a children's book. Perfection.

Now, let's read her words on the occasion of her school's getting selected — as one school in each state is selected — to receive a set of Dr. Seuss books:

Thank you for the ten Dr. Seuss titles that you sent my school library in recognition of this year’s National Read a Book Day. (Sent second-day air, no less! That must have been expensive.) I’m proud that you recognized my school as something special. It truly is. 
That's a friendly, nice thanks.
Our beautiful and diverse student body is made up of children from all over the world; from different socioeconomic statuses; with a spectrum of gender expressions and identities; with a range of abilities; and of varied racial, ethnic, and religious backgrounds.
She makes it clear what kind of a school this is, making it all the more interesting that this is the school Melania Trump chose to recognize.  
According to the White House website, you selected one school per state by “working with the Department of Education to identify schools with programs that have achieved high standards of excellence, recognized by State and National awards and Blue Ribbon Awards…” Each of those carefully vetted schools received ten books: Seuss-isms!; Because a Little Bug Went KaChoo; What Pet Should I Get?; The Cat in the Hat; I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!; One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish; The Foot Book; Wacky Wednesday; Green Eggs and Ham; and Oh, the Places You’ll Go!.

My students were interested in reading your enclosed letter and impressed with the beautiful bookplates with your name and the indelible White House stamp...
The gift is acknowledged, and we can see that the children were able to enjoy the recognition that their school received.
... however, we will not be keeping the titles for our collection. 
That's the kicker.
I’d like to respectfully offer my explanation.
Respectfully
My school and my library are indeed award-winning. I work in a district that has plenty of resources, which contributes directly to “excellence.” Cambridge, Massachusetts, is an amazing city with robust social programming, a responsive city government, free all-day kindergarten, and well-paid teachers (relatively speaking — many of us can’t afford to live in the city in which we teach). My students have access to a school library with over nine thousand volumes and a librarian with a graduate degree in library science. Multiple studies show that schools with professionally staffed libraries improve student performance. The American Association of School Librarians has a great infographic on these findings. Many schools around the state and country can’t compete.

Yearly per-pupil spending in Cambridge is well over $20,000; our city’s values are such that given a HUGE range in the socioeconomic status of our residents, we believe that each and every child deserves the best free education possible and are working hard to make that a reality (most classrooms maintain a 60/40 split between free/reduced lunch and paid lunch). This offers our Title I school and the district a lot of privilege and room for programming and pedagogy to foster “high standards of excellence.” Even so, we still struggle to close the achievement gap, retain teachers of color, and dismantle the systemic white supremacy in our institution. But hell, we test well! And in the end, it appears that data — and not children — are what matters.
The school is good because great resources have been invested in education in this place.
Meanwhile, school libraries around the country are being shuttered. Cities like Philadelphia, Chicago, and Detroit are suffering through expansion, privatization, and school “choice” with no interest in outcomes of children, their families, their teachers, and their schools. Are those kids any less deserving of books simply because of circumstances beyond their control? 
Why give gifts to those who have already received so much? The recognition that's embodied in the gift seems to presume that all the children and teachers started with the same quality of schools, and these students did more with what they had. But that's not true.
Why not go out of your way to gift books to underfunded and underprivileged communities that continue to be marginalized and maligned by policies put in place by Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos? Why not reflect on those “high standards of excellence” beyond only what the numbers suggest? Secretary DeVos would do well to scaffold and lift schools instead of punishing them with closures and slashed budgets.
Phipps Soeiro wants better schools for all children. If her school is the great example that's getting recognition, why not do more to help other schools be like this school, not act as if giving a few books to this school would help inspire kids and teachers at bad schools to compete and achieve more? It's a policy argument. Phipps Soeiro is using the act of declining the gift to draw attention to her disagreement with the administration's education policy.
So, my school doesn’t have a NEED for these books. And then there’s the matter of the books themselves. 
Now, we get to the part of the letter that's getting the most attention. The attack (or seeming attack) on Dr. Seuss:
You may not be aware of this, but Dr. Seuss is a bit of a cliché, a tired and worn ambassador for children’s literature. As First Lady of the United States, you have an incredible platform with world-class resources at your fingertips. Just down the street you have access to a phenomenal children’s librarian: Dr. Carla Hayden, the current Librarian of Congress. I have no doubt Dr. Hayden would have given you some stellar recommendations.
Instead of highlighting books that we all know, you could have chosen some newer, more obscure writers and brought attention and honor to them.  
Another fact that many people are unaware of is that Dr. Seuss’s illustrations are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes. Open one of his books (If I Ran a Zoo or And to Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street, for example), and you’ll see the racist mockery in his art. Grace Hwang Lynch’s School Library Journal article, “Is the Cat in the Hat Racist? Read Across America Shifts Away from Dr. Seuss and Toward Diverse Books,” reports on Katie Ishizuka’s work analyzing the minstrel characteristics and trope nature of Seuss’s characters. Scholar Philip Nel’s new book, Was the Cat in the Hat Black? The Hidden Racism of Children’s Literature, and the Need for Diverse Books, further explores and shines a spotlight on the systemic racism and oppression in education and literature.
Certainly, children's literature deserves analysis. It conveys values. It shapes young minds. Whether a particular book is actually racist (in some blatant or subtle ways) is a matter we will disagree about, but it's certainly a great topic of conversation, and it's a fine thing for Phipps Soeiro to use her moment in the spotlight to get the conversation started. I've had my suspicions about the Cat in the Hat myself (mostly that he seems to represent a child molester, bringing his special kind of fun to the house when the mother is away and successfully covering his traces and getting the kids to keep it all secret).
I am honored that you recognized my students and our school. 
Back to the niceness of paragraph #1. After a brief stimulation to conversation about education policy and the meaning in children's books, we're coming in for a landing.
I can think of no better gift for children than books; it was a wonderful gesture, if one that could have been better thought out. Books can be a powerful way to learn about and experience the world around us; they help build empathy and understanding. 
All very nice. The reservation about the books is repeated in a gentle, modest way.  
In return...
She's giving a gift.
... I’m attaching a list of ten books...
Her gift is a list.
... (it’s the librarian in me) that I hope will offer you a window into the lives of the many children affected by the policies of your husband’s administration. You and your husband have a direct impact on these children’s lives. Please make time to learn about and value them. I hope you share these books with your family and with kids around the country. And I encourage you to reach out to your local librarian for more recommendations.
Beautifully written. Delightful. What are the books? Here's the "Dear Mrs. Trump" booklist. What a wonderful response!

Dear Mrs. Trump — this is my advice to Melania — you should invite Liz Phipps Soeiro to the White House, along with all the authors and illustrators of the books on her list. Have a conversation, maybe bring in some additional authors. Phipps Soeiro's list is big on multi-culturalism, so perhaps there is a Slovenian children's writer that you could include.

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Michael said...

I thought Sarah Palin was the hot/naughty librarian.

mockturtle said...

@mockturtle, it was Seuss.

I know, Big Mike. ;-)

mockturtle said...

I think Althouse was being disingenuous AND trolling us.

Will Cate said...

Heh... WOW. That was the gentlest fisking I think I ever read.

Despite the flowery "niceness" of her letter, I still think she's a whiny ingrate. You can cover bullshit with honey, but it's still gonna taste like bullshit.

David Begley said...

This Phipps woman is completely whacked out. A caricature of the Left.

Note the $20k per student spending. That means the nuns in my grade school would have made $800k per year.

HoodlumDoodlum said...

I saw at !east 4 tweets showing side by side pictures of this person dressed up in a car in the hat outfit celebrating a Dr Seuss reading event and her recent picture she posted of herself holding up the letter the President's wife sent her and a Dr Seuss book while making an exaggerated frowny pouty face.
Yeah, she "looks great." Good call.

Look: is it valid to Milkshake Duck people or not? If it is then what's the problem with pointing out how far Left this person is, at the very least?
I thought it was ok to address the aesthetics of people in the news, but the Professor's post seems to indicate that's somehow invalid in this case (not just that she disagrees with the judgments offered).

That grow by face picture reminds me of the Tweet the last presidents wife published holding a sign saying "Bri g out girls back." Why do grown women--adults--make that face/ pose like that? It is childish, to say the least.

Jon Ericson said...

http://tinyurl.com/yc8vn7vv

Smoochies!

HoodlumDoodlum said...

Glasses last seen on Martin Short's Nathan Thrum character

Nathan Thrum interview

eddie willers said...

I've finally decided that Ann is pulling our [collective] leg.

Whew!

William said...

I think Althouse should do a follow up post and let us know whether, in defiance of the decent opinion of all humanity, she considers this woman to be stylish and attractive or whether it was a trolling operation. My guess is that the answer will be the former, and that answer will not be the true answer. How much credibility can you give an Athenian who claims all Athenians are liarss? A truly dishonest Athenian will always extoll the honesty of Athenians.......Walter Lippmann once wrote a newspaper column where he praised Hitler's statesmanlike qualities. It was not included in his published works. These things happen.

Jon Ericson said...

It's OK.
1. Congcrit reccco, West Point!
2. Good sex, foto!
3. ?

'An if you been thinkin about chairman mao-
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow...
'An you know it's gonna BE!
Alright.

Ty said...

Now reading the post a second time, I have just realized it was satire.

"Phipps Soeiro's list is big on multi-culturalism, so perhaps there is a Slovenian children's writer that you could include."

I am now doing that slow-clap the bad guy does in movies when he gets caught.

tpceltus said...

The school was meant to be the recipient of the gift, not the librarian who should have comprehended that. She was way out of line to speak for--or foreclose pre-her statements of-- the school, donors,and alumni...if that is what she did.

I still don't get the thing about the librarian's appearance.

chickelit said...

William @ 12:28: Brilliant and understated as per usual.

exiledonmainstreet, green-eyed devil said...

mockturtle said...
I think Althouse was being disingenuous AND trolling us.

9/29/17, 11:31 PM

Yeah. I think she likes getting us all outraged :)

chickelit said...

David Begley said...Note the $20k per student spending. That means the nuns in my grade school would have made $800k per year.

Relax, Begley.

$800k covers a janitor's salary in Cambridge, MA, when you factor in "overhead."

chickelit said...

Yeah. I think she likes getting us all outraged :)

Actually, I think Althouse rose to her defense because - and only because - of the scarf. Althouse loves scarves on both men and women. Haven't you noticed? But Althouse's downfall is that the scarves cannot be utilitarian (as they were in my Wisconsin childhood): The scarves must be Hermes quality or better. That's snobbery.

Laslo Spatula said...

Jayla Burns Hydell, Children's Book Editor...

Thank you for your submission :Brad Has Three Dads". While the book is promising, I'm afraid it does not meet our high standards...

Brad having three Dads is a good beginning point, but I couldn't help but notice that the small boy is blatantly white. While one of his Dads IS Hispanic there is little dealing with his Hispanic culture, and the obstacles he no doubt faces in a fascist White America. Perhaps he could have been an undocumented citizen...?

Sadly, there is little depth to the three gay fathers: indeed, they could easily be mistaken as heteronormative. While dealing with sexual matters in a children's book can be tricky, we feel five-year-olds are ready for discreet mentions of anal sex, and possibly fisting...

We also believe the book misses a great opportunity to discuss gender issues in children. The idea that Brad does not even question his gender orientation is laughably quaint in today's society...

Finally, there is Brad's friend Jamal: while African-American, it is Jamal who questions Brad about his familial arrangement. Surely we do not need to stoop down in stereotyping blacks as suspicious of LBGT identities...

We thank you for your submission, but for the reasons above we do not believe it is a good fit for our Publishing Strategies. I have included a copy of our latest book "Jeanie Cut Off Her Wienie" in the hopes it might direct you in further efforts...

I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

Jayla Burns Hydell, Children's Book Editor...

Thank you for your submission "Daddy, What Is In Your Butt?". While the book is promising, I'm afraid it does not meet our high standards...

The idea of anal sex play can be an important one for children to discover. However, I couldn't help but notice that the Father is blatantly white. Furthermore, his son is white, also. Anal sex play should not be seen as something with which only bourgeois families engage...

The sexual orientation of the Father is disappointingly left vague. Do not misunderstand: anal sex play by one's self is a healthy experience and should be celebrated, but it is obvious there could be more to the story. Surely there could be more of how the Father incorporates anal sex play into his sexual relationships, whether they are with women, men, or both...

The cucumber that the father inserts into his anus is certainly well-illustrated, yet it is disappointingly devoid of context. Is it organic? Was it locally grown? These are the kind of details that can separate a children's book from the mundane...

It is well and good that the child accepts his Father's anal sex play activity, but there is no development of how this informs the child's possible sexual exploration: the idea that the child does not insert a cucumber -- or, perhaps, carrot -- in his anus is facile at best...

We thank you for your submission, but for the reasons above we do not believe it is a good fit for our Publishing Strategies. I have included a copy of our latest book "Mommy's Ultra Amazing Vibrating Toy" in the hopes it might direct you in further efforts...

I am Laslo.

EsoxLucius said...

She is a woman so Milo says burn the witch.

Molly said...

I've decided to try this with my wedding gift thank you notes. "Dear Aunt Margaret: I was so pleased that you were able to attend our wedding; we are honored that you gave us the Breville tea maker. Of course, you should have sent it to someone who needed a tea maker. And the Breville is not really the best value in tea makers; I'm including a list of better ones. Affectionately, Molly and George."

Big Mike said...

@Molly, very good!

Anonymous said...

You know, if I were reading aloud to children, I would want them to hear something they would enjoy. I'm not a big fan of Dr. Seuss's work (the only book I find memorable is On beyond Zebra); but clearly children do enjoy them. Soeiro's list sounds like the kind of moralizing Victorian literature that schoolchildren were made to memorize and that is now remembered only because Lewis Carroll sent it up so brillliantly in the Alice books. Only the morality has changed, from Christian duty and worldly prudence to environmentalism and ethnic identity affirmation.

Ralph L said...

Was it locally grown?
Waxed or unwaxed?
Straight out of the garden with the spikey "fur" on?

Tarrou said...

I'm poring over my edition of "Oh The Places You'll Go", is it the umbrella that's racist?

Ralph L said...

No, it's phallocentric.

Tank said...

Steyn on Boo Boo wore a Bow Tie.

Ann Althouse said...

"Seriously Ann? Ms. Phipps-Soeiro would rather die than attend a meeting with Mrs. Trump at the White House...."

So, an invitation would smoke that out. Who wins? Melania.

David Begley said...

I want to see Phipps debate Tucker Carlson. She's arrogant enough to do it. And all dolled-up like in that photo Ann posted.

Ann Althouse said...

"Green Eggs and Ham" is also susceptible to the interpretation that it is about child molestation.

I appreciate Laslo's spoofs, but consider the reality. There's a character who doesn't want what's being foisted on him, it seems analogous to male genitalia (eggs/testicles, ham/penis) and doesn't seem normal to him (green), but he's pushed and pushed until he finally discovers — as the would-be molester predicted — that he in fact likes green eggs and ham. Great lesson for children: Give in to pushy characters because you may actually like what seems wrong to you. Don't listen to your own instincts.

MayBee said...

Don't listen to your own instincts.

As opposed to the Crayon book the librarian recommended. Listen to your own instincts, little elementary school child. Surely you know enough to not have to listen to others.

MayBee said...

So, an invitation would smoke that out. Who wins? Melania.

That's not how it has worked with musicians invited to play the inaugural, or sports stars invited to celebrate championships.

MayBee said...

that he in fact likes green eggs and ham.

The eggs represent women and the ham represents men, and the green is their "otherness". You may think you don't like people who are different, but just try! You may like people who seem unusual to you!

Jaq said...

I thought "Horton Hears a Who" was about abortion. "A person's a person no matter how small" (even if you can't see him!)

Althouse could explain to you why that is wrong, "legal personhood" can be stripped by the SCOTUS, as it was in the case of slavery and abortion. What he should have written was "A human's a human, no matter how small." Even the Supreme Court can't remove that.

David Begley said...

Howie Carr's take, "So in effect this librarian is lecturing an immigrant — a legal immigrant — on her lack of empathy for …. illegal immigrants. How Cambridge is it?"

Henry said...

Great lesson for children: Give in to pushy characters because you may actually like what seems wrong to you. Don't listen to your own instincts.

What makes Green Eggs and Ham work is that Sam I Am is the childlike one and the morose creature is the adult.

Same goes for Cat in the Hat. The cat is the childlike agent of chaos and the kids are the adults.

Jaq said...

The eggs represent women and the ham represents men, and the green is their "otherness". You may think you don't like people who are different, but just try! You may like people who seem unusual to you!

That's dangerous! No fraternizing! One of my first steps to leaving liberalism behind was when I lived in Colorado and we were all supposed to hate Texans, for some reason. I realized that I knew a few Texans and I had never met a Texan I didn't like.

Jaq said...

"A person's a person no matter how small" (even if you can't see him!)

On second thought, maybe a few Supreme Court justices should read that book again.

Laslo Spatula said...

TVTropes on Green Eggs and Ham.

I am Laslo.

Bad Lieutenant said...

On her looks, which is the only possible subject of controversy here, she reminds me of this passage, with the sexes reversed...



The girl glanced nervously sideways at the red-brown face below the
crown of tight golden curls. Superficially it was all right - handsome in a
butcher’s-boyish way, with its full pink cheeks, upturned nose and rounded
chin. But, looked at closer, there was something cruel about the thin-lipped
rather pursed mouth, a pigginess about the wide nostrils in the upturned
nose, and the blankness that veiled the very pale blue eyes communicated
itself over the whole face and made it look drowned and morgue-like. It was,
she reflected, as if someone had taken a china doll and painted its face to
frighten.

Bad Lieutenant said...

Bonus points for identifying the book without googling.

James K said...

The derision of her appearance, like Burge's 'Rosa Klebs' comment, is not primarily on the face she was born with, that she has no control over. It's on how she chooses to present herself. With the keffiyeh, the round glasses, the expression. People convey something of themselves in their appearance, quite apart from what Mother Nature DL gives them.

Professional lady said...

Remember when Dana Carvey used to do "the Church Lady" back when SNL was actually worth watching? She reminds me of the Church Lady. So self righteous and prissy.

Roger Sweeny said...

Multiple studies show that schools with professionally staffed libraries improve student performance.

No, they don't! They show a correlation. And the direction of causation is almost certainly The other way around. Schools in places with successful people who value education, whose children will succeed in school anyway, spend the money for "professionally staffed libraries."

Of course, admitting that would mean that school librarians can't think of themselves as great agents of social mobility.

James K said...

"what Mother Nature gives them." Not sure how the DL got in there.

John Nowak said...

>"Green Eggs and Ham" is also susceptible to the interpretation that it is about child molestation.

Possibly, yes, in the sense that

"When properly viewed, everything is lewd.
I can tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz! (He's a dirty old man!)"

But I don't think that's reasonable. Green Eggs and Ham is for kids who want their sandwiches cut diagonally, and won't eat them otherwise. And that's all it is about.

mockturtle said...

No, they don't! They show a correlation. And the direction of causation is almost certainly The other way around. Schools in places with successful people who value education, whose children will succeed in school anyway, spend the money for "professionally staffed libraries."

Like Orpheus making the sun rise by playing his lyre every morning.

mockturtle said...

Laslo! :-D :-D :-D

William said...

I went to the Huffington Post to see what true Trump haters would have to say in defense of this woman. Nothing, The story was not featured. Instant memory hole. Ditto with Reddit, or, at least, it was not on their front page......This librarian is so manifestly, patently, glaringly in the wrong that her best defense is the transience of fame (and shame). Oblivion is her friend, and public notice is her nemesis. Althouse said a few kind things about her, but just drawing attention to her is to damn her. Just writing anything about her, pro or con, subverts the liberal narrative.

William said...

Does anyone his new Obama Library have a children's wing?

Anonymous said...

exiled to mockturtle:
"I think Althouse was being disingenuous AND trolling us."

Yeah. I think she likes getting us all outraged :)


And a fine job she does of it. For what do we live, but to be trolled by our neighbors, and to troll them in our turn?

Fritz said...

Liberals for some odd reason haven't yet figured out there is no more memory hole. The internet never forgets, and your previous behavior can be used to endlessly mock you.

But Google is working on that.

walter said...

So white, so white refrigerator white
Everything about you refrigerator white
You're cold pretty mama like a Utah night
Everything about you refrigerator white

Well talk to me baby
Loud as you can
Don't you know that I was sent to be your man
Still do you chill me
And that ain't right
Everything about you refrigerator white

I wanna shake you
Shake you like a friend
But you freeze badder than a Ukraine wind
Won't you open your door
And make come on your light
'Cos everything about you refrigerator white

So white, so white refrigerator white
Everything about you refrigerator white
You're cold pretty mama like a Utah night
Everything about you refrigerator white

You're an iceberg baby
Of five feet four
I never seen nothing like you before
One fifth showing
Four fifths hid
Gotta find a way to melt you babe
Gotta find a way to melt you babe

Gotta find a way to melt you
To let you know
That what you got bottled
You must let go
There's a world out there big enough to bite
But everything about you refrigerator white

So white, so white refrigerator white
Everything about you refrigerator white
You're cold pretty mama like a Utah night
Everything about you refrigerator white

Chris N said...

She looks mannish to me, or like you'd have to listen to her explain her doctrine and worldview for an hour if you actually tried to talk to her. Goofy, nerdy girls can be real keepers, but...lots of warning flags here.

The kind of lady who used to give herself to Jesus and teach at St Mary's, or nowadays aspires to Social Justice Sainthood and makes a righteous, moralistic, petty political spectacle of herself.

At least write your own books and pursue some level of independence, creativity, courage and freedom.

Back to the stacks!

Chris N said...

And even if she were cute, but theres a hyphenated name, it's probably not worth it.

And if she's a lesbian with an independent spirit, how bout doing something useful instead of projecting envy and hatred into dead-end political ideologies while trying to control everyone's else's behavior and making everything political?



Hyphenated American said...

Let's be honest, the librarian looks like one of those communist or nazi fanatics, who is blindly obediently the totalitarian propaganda is ready to torture the dissidents.... A movie based on 1984, or about GULAG or Buhenvald could use her.

I can easily imagine her screaming at the top of lungs, "Heil Hitler" or "Long live comrade Stalin"....

PJ said...

On the Althouse vs. Burge "debate," here is a picture of a younger Rosa Klebb:

https://s14-eu5.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.scdn.co%2Fimage%2Fa3d30c3930fefeb3a89840e60a6820976cd6b719&sp=09e47d7bdea57cfa84464dbd42f1ca96

Put a pair of round glasses and a scarf on her, and what do you get? I say Althouse and Burge are making different points, and they are both correct.

I was taught that a "thank you" note should not be adulterated with sentiments other than appreciation for and of the gift; perhaps Soeiro's otherwise enviable education was lacking in that regard.

Has it been determined exactly how the letter was made public? Wouldn't that tell the interesting part of this tale?

David said...

Sorry to disagree here Althouse, but the whole letter is condescending and stinks of snark, even the first paragraph you find so friendly. Thank you for the ten Dr. Seuss titles . . . . (Sent second-day air, no less! That must have been expensive.)"

"That must have been expensive." Meaning "that must have been expensive, you rich extravagant fool." It was a needless observation, meant to sting, and much more followed.

Marcus said...

Ann really blew it on this one. If the librarian was a man, would Ann's defense be the same? I sorta doubt it. She seems to defend the librarian as a person and the comments posted against her rather than by her actions.

mockturtle said...

Walter at 9:57: Is there an attribution for that or did you compose it yourself?

walter said...

Nick Lowe..from a pretty good album: Party of One

Joe said...

Phipps Soeiro is partly right that it is absurd to give books to a wealthy school, while ignoring schools lacking funding. But, if she is so concerned about those schools, why isn't she working there?

(BTW, not a fan of Seuss; I find his longer works--that is longer than The Foot Book or Hop on Pop; Green Eggs and Ham is about the limit--extremely tedious. When reading them to my kids I would heavily abbreviate them.)

mockturtle said...

Joe, the point is that KIDS like Seuss. His books are an exercise in language that is perfect for young children. Just as with Shakespeare, it's not the plot, it's the script.

Joe said...

Mockturtle, I DO like Seuss's shorter books, but even as a kid, I had a hard time with some of them, especially when reading them out loud (mostly to my youngest sister.)

(Was doing searches and was reminded that, for me at least, P.D. Eastman wrote better Seuss than Seuss. Go, Dog. Go! is a classic. Found this interesting, from Wikipedia: "In 1942, Eastman was inducted into the Army. He was assigned to the Signal Corps Film Unit which was headed by Theodor Geisel, who later became known as Dr. Seuss.")

Michael K said...

I know you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover but my guess is she's a gluten-free, lactose intolerant pescatarian, whatever is the hardest and most attention grabbing request at breakfast.

How can you tell if someone is a vegan ?

They will tell you in the first 30 seconds after you met.

Ralph L said...

Give in to pushy characters

What could be more woke?

Etienne said...

Soeiro is a Jewish name. Ivanka should have a talk with her, and maybe give her some beauty tips and a push-up bra. Maybe get rid of the glasses from 1920.

mockturtle said...

Jewish?! I rather think it's Spanish.

Marc in Eugene said...

I don't much approve of mocking the silly woman's appearance but the fact that the librarian misspelled populace ('populous') in the latest post on her (cached) blog confirms that she is too dangerous to be allowed around impressionable children.

mockturtle said...

Marc, I don't think people were mocking her natural physical characteristics but rather the 'look' she was trying so hard to achieve. The waffle-iron earrings were really de trop, don't you think.

Rob said...

I'm done with Anne.

Unknown said...

"Why not go out of your way to gift books to underfunded and underprivileged communities that continue to be marginalized and maligned by policies put in place by Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos? Why not reflect on those “high standards of excellence” beyond only what the numbers suggest? Secretary DeVos would do well to scaffold and lift schools instead of punishing them with closures and slashed budgets."

All this is nothing but political.

Marc in Eugene said...

Mockturtle, I think that there are a few comments (five hundred, almost!) that go beyond having fun with the waffle-irons; comments threads are what they are and one doesn't always and everywhere feel the need to point out each individual point where one disagrees or sees loucheness or vulgarity or whatever: was really only looking for a way to introduce my own observation about what is, after all (in the greater scheme of things) a trivial error that might be easily explained without requiring what's her name to be uneducated or stupid.

Here in Eugene, with the UO scholars and student athletes bustling about everywhere and the real and faux hippie populations, if I allow myself to remark, even only interiorly, every lamentable fashion choice I'd be doing very little else-- in other words, I imagine that for some of our esteemed fellow commenters what's her name is a sort of rara avis (except in the pages here or online elsewhere) but I see her and her brethren and sisters any number of times each day so, eh. Waffle-irons are seen, in other words, but not remarked. Like occurrences of flatulence in public: rude, in a sense, but even more rude to notice. :-)

But don't get me started on certain other forms of public rudeness-- for example, cell phone use during a symphony concert. Am taking my BB pistol (are such things actually marketed?) with me next time and am not planning on aiming too carefully.

mockturtle said...

Marc, had Althouse not baited us, raving about how great this woman looked, these observations would probably have remained unspoken. I suspect Ann knew that this woman looked quite ridiculous and anticipated the remarks.

If a person has large ears or a big nose, I'm not likely to poke fun but if one's hair is purple and he/she is wearing a bone through his/her nose, one's appearance--obviously meant to invite comment--is open to mockery.

Marc in Eugene said...

Mockturtle, I've given up trying to figure out AA's motives, apart from what is articulated in the text itself; I take what she says at face value, according to the letter.

If there's games being played (and she doesn't make it reasonably clear that this is what is going on) I don't let myself see what may or may not be there; she has her reasons that she's not obliged to share with us, I reckon; the presumed 'baiting' (for all I know) may be in our minds and not hers. (Although I personally agree with you all that the poor librarian ought to consult a different set of friends about her self-presentation, the fact that AA sees excellence and good taste there now, well, well, she may sincerely think that, de gustibus etc.)

It's true that AA does this from time to time, put us commenters, or a good number of us, anyway, in a position where we seem justified in feeling ourselves baited. I've seen someone claim that AA has admitted to doing this but haven't seen the post or comment where this admission is supposed to have been made, or else have forgotten about it.

There are times when AA seems willfully obtuse-- perhaps this is the case in fact, her being human, or perhaps it has to do with how she uses language, or who knows what. I stop reading for a day or so in high dudgeon when this happens but then end up returning. The benefits outweigh the occasional aggravation. :-)

mockturtle said...

The benefits outweigh the occasional aggravation. :-)

Indeed they do, Marc! :-)

Bad Lieutenant said...

Etienne said...
Soeiro is a Jewish name. Ivanka should have a talk with her, and maybe give her some beauty tips and a push-up bra. Maybe get rid of the glasses from 1920.

9/30/17, 6:44 PM
mockturtle said...
Jewish?! I rather think it's Spanish.

9/30/17, 7:29 PM


Soeiro sounds Portuguese. Although not far off "Soetoro," is it?

And Phipps isn't *terribly* Jewish. As in, the opposite of. I've visited the Phipps estate.

But thanks for being on guard, coupé! Did you check her for horns?

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