"Owen said... 1. Bad idea. 2. Promote bad idea badly. 3. Profit!"
There's no such thing as bad press.
I'd imagine this wasn't selling before. Now, with all the attention, how many units will sell -- as a gag gift, or a joke, or morbid curiosity, or other clever uses for an adhesive with the stated properties?
Funny, I was just thinking the other day how long it's been since I tasted and smelled my own blood, which when I was a kid was like a weekly ritual for one reason or another.
Upon reading the headline quote of this post my mind went to when I was a kid.
I woke up with a mouth sealed shut full of dried clotted blood, after I went to bed with a lost tooth that must have been bleeding.
I remember having to use my tongue to push the strands of clots out like a thick web. I can still recall the taste, smells and textures.
I'm guessing without the absorption of a tampon or pad you'd have the same principle at work with this guy's idea after several hours?
I've never awoken with my lips stuck together, but once when I was a kid, I woke up with Herpes Simplex Keratitis in both eyes and couldn't get my eyes open. You should have heard the howling.
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17 comments:
"menstruation, technology, urine"
With Tags like that I'm not sure if I want to click.
I am Laslo.
Even before the tags, ick.
The tags are your warning. Take care!!
Maybe you have enough information to think up this invention on your own.
1. Bad idea.
2. Promote bad idea badly.
3. Profit!
"Owen said...
1. Bad idea.
2. Promote bad idea badly.
3. Profit!"
There's no such thing as bad press.
I'd imagine this wasn't selling before. Now, with all the attention, how many units will sell -- as a gag gift, or a joke, or morbid curiosity, or other clever uses for an adhesive with the stated properties?
Viral marketing, baby.
It would prevent TSA employees from having a feel as well.
Back to ze drawing boad.
Loose lips sink ships.
Funny, I was just thinking the other day how long it's been since I tasted and smelled my own blood, which when I was a kid was like a weekly ritual for one reason or another.
Upon reading the headline quote of this post my mind went to when I was a kid.
I woke up with a mouth sealed shut full of dried clotted blood, after I went to bed with a lost tooth that must have been bleeding.
I remember having to use my tongue to push the strands of clots out like a thick web. I can still recall the taste, smells and textures.
I'm guessing without the absorption of a tampon or pad you'd have the same principle at work with this guy's idea after several hours?
SUPER sad that I can't go to the facebook page!
Just another example of the principle that women prefer to piss and moan about problems, while men prefer to solve them.
"Have you ever woke up with your lips stuck together? It didn’t hurt and it was kinda fun."
At first I thought another Milo tape had emerged.
Next on Shark Tank!
Man spreading bad idea.
Mansplaining too.
I've never awoken with my lips stuck together, but once when I was a kid, I woke up with Herpes Simplex Keratitis in both eyes and couldn't get my eyes open. You should have heard the howling.
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