An 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer Police Sunday night requesting police because she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex.... Police advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.
When asked about the incident, Brown Deer Police Chief Kass replied, "maybe taking see something, say something a little too far?"
December 22, 2015
"Police: Woman Chants 'ISIS is good, ISIS is great' During Sex."
How does that even get in the news? How do the police even become involved? Oh:
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An 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer Police Sunday night requesting police because she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while having sex.... Police advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.
So, the 82-year-old was having sex and heard the chant?
She also had room for several heads.
We know it wasn't Hillary. Not that she wouldn't say ""ISIS is good, ISIS is great." She just wouldn't be having sex. I mean, who'd hit that?
Not alarming at all to hear your neighbor loudly praising ISIS during sex. Go back to sleep, America.
Not sure she was hearing that. 82 y/o ears? I's good, I's great, more, more, more...
How did they come to know the woman's age?
Is that information you have to give before they will ask why you are calling?
"When seconds count, the police are minutes (or hours) away."
Had a similar call in Rhinelander. Turns out the person was saying "My sis is good. My sis is great"
Brown Deer is a weird name for a woman, but maybe not for someone who screams ISIS during orgasm.
If I make it to 82, I'm so going to dick with people!
I'll bet that's all the old hoot was doing--what a great story to tell her friends in the old folk's home!
And use discretion before calling 911 America, I'm sure during schlongings across the land tonight there will be screams of "ISIS is good, ISIS is great!"
she just wanted to brag she was having sex at 82.
Hummm, difficult to masturbate to but not impossible.
Of course shouting out "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" could just be speaking in Ebonics.
I followed the link and was struck by the lameness of this twitter response that was posted in the story (when and why did news organizations begin doing that?):
"These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!"
Hahaha! Old lady just doesn't understand our pot smoking, our casual sexual arrangements, and our affection for ISIS.
Some people say "I am," some say "I is." Don't judge!
Did anyone check to see if JoAnna Cameron was involved?
Wondered if it was Meade and Althouse role-playing "Caliph and Yazidi Slave-Girl," myself. ;-)
Or perhaps the reference was to the (ancient Egyptian) goddess Isis.
"But she never lost her head. Even when she was giving head."
If she's lucky..
The ancient eavesdropper needs to replace her glass with a stethoscope.
Isis is also the name of the EgyptianGoddess that serves the Artemis and the Diana roles in pagan worship traditions.
I understand that Huma chants "Cthulhu is great, Cthulhu is good" during sex. If you know what I mean.
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