Althouse: #PissForEquality.

October 5, 2015

#PissForEquality.

I feel like I'd be falling for a hoax if I believed this happened.

21 comments:

Big Mike said...: Makes you wonder what you can get Millennial women to do if you end it with "for equality." Is there any limit? Laslo, over to you.; 10/5/15, 7:52 PM
Susan said...: For the kind of people who are convinced that tearing their unborn children limb from limb is somehow liberating, no low would surprise me.; 10/5/15, 7:59 PM
fivewheels said...: You're skeptical why, professor? Because you think SJW women are too bright to fall for something like that? That they haven't already done things and universally believed things that are just as stupid? One of them believed regret equals rape, and that carrying a mattress around was a good way to illustrate the concept. This isn't really any kind of leap beyond that.; 10/5/15, 8:34 PM
n.n said...: Susan:

Exactly. After #AbortForEquality, any other voluntary behavior is a lesser evil. In fact, #PissForEquality is a natural, free -- as in beer -- contraceptive method.

#PissForEquality to prevent #AbortForEquality. Brilliant!; 10/5/15, 9:08 PM
n.n said...: Factors affecting sperm motility. VII. Sperm viability as affected by change of pH and osmolarity of semen and urine specimens.

Gradually changing the pH and osmolarity to either side of normal values led to progressive loss of sperm motility. ... Spermatozoa that became immobilized by acidification regained their motility shortly after pH was restored to normal values. In the majority of instances spermatozoa lost their motility when mixed with fresh urine specimens.

Drink hard. Drink often. #PissForEquality, not abortion/Planning.; 10/5/15, 9:12 PM
Michael K said...: Running while menstruating is another tell of the stupid feminist.; 10/5/15, 9:13 PM
Lewis Wetzel said...: We need a do-over on the 19th amendment.; 10/5/15, 9:27 PM
The Godfather said...: I don't believe that even Prof. Somin would call this ignorance rational.; 10/5/15, 9:46 PM
rcocean said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 10/5/15, 10:05 PM
Christopher said...: So a meta-hoax?

Anyway I'd probably be right there with the professor in thinking this might be a hoax if it weren't for the fact that these are the same people who decided that "slut walks" and growing out and dying their armpit hair constituted female empowerment.; 10/5/15, 10:05 PM
Gahrie said...: You were asking why a particular actress might not want to identify as a feminist........; 10/5/15, 11:06 PM
BN said...: "Laslo, over to you."

Man, that about sums it up, eh? Kudrons, whoever you were.

Heh, he said "kudrons"; everybody drink.; 10/6/15, 1:26 AM
BN said...: "Drink hard. Drink often."

Okay.; 10/6/15, 1:38 AM
BN said...: I piss, therefore I am.; 10/6/15, 1:47 AM
fivewheels said...: Honestly, I didn't get why the ice bucket challenge made sense either. Even for causes I support, I've never been one for pointless signaling.; 10/6/15, 2:33 AM
JAORE said...: At least some of them have learned the joy of pissing while standing up.; 10/6/15, 5:06 AM
rhhardin said...: Stehpinklers.; 10/6/15, 5:45 AM
Nichevo said...: You wouldn't want to fall for this like you fell for free bleeding, would you? Let nobody say Althouse is ineducable! Though really we should wait for the next one...

After all, ten or twenty years ago 4chan would have tried to spawn something about gay marriage...; 10/6/15, 7:01 AM
rhhardin said...: Why is peeing standing up not taught in girls' gym class or something.

It's attainable equality if you learn about surface tension and how to defeat it.; 10/6/15, 7:52 AM
rhhardin said...: Surface tension is also responsible for the expanding clear area after a pebble is dropped into a pool.

Long gravity waves travel faster than short ones, but short surface-tension waves travel faster than long ones. So there's a wave length that travels slowest, and that is the speed at which the clear area expands, all the other wavelengths having left already.

The physics of peeing needs to be investigated too.; 10/6/15, 7:56 AM
Michelle Dulak Thomson said...: Man, I wish the Wii Pii-Pii (on ThinkGeek's April 1 page several years back) were a real thing. It involved, um, aiming the Wii at urinals on your TV screen.; 10/6/15, 2:50 PM