April 15, 2015

At the Bright Orange Café...


... you can talk about whatever you want.


Etienne said...

My mom once picked some beautiful flowers, and after she spun them through the blender, they turned into a wonderful topping for her tuna casserole.

I said: Mom! Those flowers are poisonous if you eat them.

She quickly replied: Oh my! Well, don't tell your father!"

Aunty Trump said...

I am sure it is all just a mistake that the new host of Face the Nation advocated for the destruction of the Republican Party just a couple of years ago. Surely when CBS finds out, they will replace him with a more suitable person.

Laura said...

"It's not about making money. . . . It's about making a difference." said Dan Price, CEO.

Credit card. Processing. Company.

Time to cross the ocean lemmings.

Hagar said...

"High school students in Wisconsin were asked to pretend that they were Muslims for a 10th grade World History writing assignment.

Union Grove High School teacher Beth Urban asked students to write a five paragraph essay in which they pretend they are a Muslim male or female in the U.S.

"Give three examples of what you do daily for your religion and any struggles you face," Urban instructed.

I wonder how this teacher would take to it if some of her students had read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's "Infidel" and used that as a basis for their papers?

Etienne said...

Hagar said......write a five paragraph essay in which they pretend they are a Muslim...

I would write an essay on how I would cut the head off of Daniel Pearl, and then offer advice on running from CIA drones, all the while having group sex with my three wives I captured in Karachi.

I would include a sentence about how Smoked Ham is bad for you.

chillblaine said...

Will the media work up the nerve to ask for Hillary's medical records?

mccullough said...

JSD made a few interesting comments about baseball in the Major League-Triple A affiliate city post.

I think MLB needs to cut the number of teams to 24. There aren't enough good pitchers per team.

I suggest that MLB buy out and fold Tampa, Miami, San Diego, Milwaukee, Minnesota, and Seattle.

Hagar said...

"We’ve never seen her get a burrito before."

Hagar said...

Too Much Information:
“Inside Hillary’s ‘Very Luxurious’ Van: A Bed, TV, and Lots of Leather”

—headline, WeeklyStandard.com, April 14

Saint Croix said...

"We’ve never seen her get a burrito before."

Fun game!

Read stories on Hillary as if they are stories about a robot who is trying to become more human.

Renee said...

One family responsible for maintaining the fertility rate on New Hampshire.

Nice photos


Siblings Speak:
“My friends don’t have minions. And they don’t have as many strange in-jokes.”
– Lena, 16

“Sometimes, it takes a while to get into the bathroom.”
— Sophia, 9

“We drive a tank instead of a regular car. “
– Clara, 14

“At Christmas I get a lot of presents, because there’s a lot of people. ”
— Lucy, 7

“If you have a good trick to play, you can play it on lots of people.”
– Moses, 12

“We take up two whole pews at Mass.“
– Irene, 5

“There’s always someone to help you. If one person won’t, there is a million more you can ask.”
— Elijah, 11

“I sleep with them in my room, and they read books to me. Jungle ones.”
— Benny, 3

SJ said...


when I was a teen (back in the 90s) I was personally acquainted with two families that had 10+ children.

One of those families, I am still connected with.

I always find it odd when people tell me I'm from a big family.

I only have four siblings. It's larger than usual, but it's not big.