December 25, 2014

"I've recently celebrated my 19th birthday and after a lot of thought, I've decided it's time to tell everyone."

"I used to hide it but after a lot of encouragement from my friends at university, I've gained the confidence to come out with it."

"I am the sun from Teletubbies. There has been quite a few people pretending to be 'the sun' but only I could tell you the real story."

9 comments:

Laslo Spatula said...

Nice to read about a college girl who isn't carrying a mattress on her back.

I am Laslo.

Michael K said...

First year dance education student.

There's a major destined for the Dole.

alan markus said...

Seems like a well grounded young lady with similar parents that don't take themselves too seriously. Only got a token payment - perhaps they could take a cue from this:

Pancake flap: 'Aunt Jemima' heirs seek dough

Born a slave in 1834 in Kentucky, Nancy Green was the first Aunt Jemima "Mammy" in 1890.

More than century later, Aunt Jemima no longer resembles a servant, having swapped her red bandanna for pearls and soft curls in 1989.

Now a lawsuit claims that Green's heirs as well as the descendants of other black women who appeared as Aunt Jemima deserve $2 billion and a share of future revenue from sales of the popular brand.

Original Mike said...

Time for Tele Christmas
Time for Tele Christmas

Achilles said...

That's not right. She should be preparing for the coming of kthulu.

YoungHegelian said...

The real question is whether Tinky-Winky will ever work up the courage to come out of the closet & admit he's gay.

He works behind the camera now as a producer for the BBC, but, still, he morally needs to stand up & be counted!

EDH said...

In my eyes, indisposed
In disguise as no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come

Sam L. said...

Imagine if she were confessing to being Barney?

a smart conservative garage mahal said...

Aunt Jedaddy either.