Uh ... why would I wish to "get high" with anyone? I'm 65, and have never had a toke, pill, or snort of anything. Life, despite all its challenges, is a wonderful trip on its own.
Now, back to helping my 3 yo daughter cook pretend supper for her "babies". They did the trains, trucks and tractor thing this afternoon, but it's time for their supper she tells me. It's *also* time for me to finish cooking supper for my own family, before my wife returns from errands in town.
See what I mean? If not, you're missing out on something "getting high" won't replace.
"Call up the Choom Gang and batten down the hatches: This joint is about to get presidential. You’ll probably spend most of your time talking about basketball and how much the leader of Romania kinda sucks. He’s just got that permanent stink eye, you know? Rest assured: You’re going to be smoking the best stuff the world has to offer — no trade regulations up in this bitch."
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44 comments:
Yikes...Barack Obama. What a buzzkill.
Martha Stewart. Musta been the "edibles" choice.
I got Sarah Silverman.
Makes my day. Because:
"if you’re selfish and you’re thoughtless,
and you’re broken and you’re heartless,
you’re prob’ly not a diva,
... you’re a cunt.”
Yeah....I landed on Barack Obama as well.
I probably won't get invited to the post-prom party either.
I'll trade Martha Stewart for Jennifer Lawrence.
I got the Choomster. Crap.
I'd love Sarah Silverman.
Yikes, I ended up with obama. Something wrong with that.I am going to have to take it over.
Jennifer Lawrence. I don't get it.
Oh lord, Miley Cyrus!
Uh ... why would I wish to "get high" with anyone? I'm 65, and have never had a toke, pill, or snort of anything. Life, despite all its challenges, is a wonderful trip on its own.
Now, back to helping my 3 yo daughter cook pretend supper for her "babies". They did the trains, trucks and tractor thing this afternoon, but it's time for their supper she tells me. It's *also* time for me to finish cooking supper for my own family, before my wife returns from errands in town.
See what I mean? If not, you're missing out on something "getting high" won't replace.
Sarah Silverman.
Snoop! Which is really odd since he is pretty famous for how much he's smoked, while I've hardly touched the stuff.
Well I got whacked with Whoopi Goldberg. It's going to take a strong stomach--and a few Manhattans to step up to that challenge.
I got freaking Martha Stewart!
Who would want to get high with her?
Though she would be great as the caterer.....
JLaw here also....
Snoop. So far dbp and I are the coolest, obviously.
Emma Thompson
I must have done something wrong -- I got Buddy Hackett.
Uh ... why would I wish to "get high" with anyone? I'm 65, and have never had a toke, pill, or snort of anything.
You've been missing out on some GREAT beer and wine, then. But there's still time!
I got James Franco and Seth Rogen. I'd rather get high with Jennifer Lawrence.
If you gave me a choice?
Mel Brooks.
I would have said Carl Sagan, but he's dead.
What famous person should you do lines with?
Ron, Jude Law?
You might want to rethink your abbreviation. :)
Meade, I'll trade you Miley for Emma.
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Please?
Yeah, I got Jennifer Lawrence, too! We can share.
Since the target demographic, based on the possible answers is about 25, it wasn't anywhere close to an evaluation of me, no surprise I got choom.
I got Sarah Silverman which is good because she's definitely a pro and I'm pretty much an amateur.
I don't smoke and I have no idea about any of the varieties that were presented but I took it for the curiosity of it and got Whoopi Goldberg.
It's interesting because we share the same birthday. Not the year but the month and day. She's older than I am.
"Call up the Choom Gang and batten down the hatches: This joint is about to get presidential. You’ll probably spend most of your time talking about basketball and how much the leader of Romania kinda sucks. He’s just got that permanent stink eye, you know? Rest assured: You’re going to be smoking the best stuff the world has to offer — no trade regulations up in this bitch."
Jennifer Lawrence.
Andrew...Jackson, hah!
Peter O'Toole
Laurence Olivier
John Ford
Peter O'Toole, Laurence Olivier, John Ford???
Well, they ain't gonna bogart the joint, but you might have to hold up both ends of the conversation.
You start with Snoop and just morph out from there.
Barky. Bummer.
Stewart. I'd be happy to get high with her riding horses on her farm.
Then get down for the best munchies.
And she's hot for an old person.
Whoopi Goldberg? I'll stick to beer, thanks.
Son of a bitch. I got Obama. My mellow is permanently harshed.
Looks like the plurality got Obama. He's probably the dream date of the people creating the quiz.
"You start with Snoop and just morph out from there."
LOL
Who the hell is "Shemp"??
Guess we'll never know.
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