Althouse: "We'll learn more about why baboons actually love grapes."

September 25, 2013

"We'll learn more about why baboons actually love grapes."

Says the lady newscaster in the purple dress as a baboon, smiling, gropes her breast.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...: You've got to be careful around baboons. I believe they're the most aggressive primate.

Mickey's got himself a new addition to the troop.; 9/25/13, 12:04 PM
Anonymous said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 9/25/13, 12:21 PM
Ann Althouse said...: There's an old post in my archives somewhere about a woman working at some chimp study place where she was required to allow the animals to grope her, and she sued her employer for sexual harassment (or something).; 9/25/13, 12:34 PM
Ann Althouse said...: Here... and it was a gorilla that did sign language and asked to see the worker's breasts.; 9/25/13, 12:37 PM
n.n said...: Human girls are easy.; 9/25/13, 12:56 PM
Doug said...: Sounds like the woman who was tearfully confiding to her best friend about being captured and ravaged by a baboon while on safari in Africa. "Oh, Honey, that's so terrible!", her friend said. "I know", said the distraught woman, "he never calls ... he never writes ...."; 9/25/13, 1:55 PM
madAsHell said...: That's not a smile.

A baboon took my lunch at the Cape of Good Hope. I tried to scare him away, but then he flashed those teeth, and the lunch was his.; 9/25/13, 2:17 PM
Wince said...: It must be the cage... or the bubble.

"How about taking your top off?"; 9/25/13, 5:03 PM
Big Mike said...: @Althouse, regarding your comment at 12:34, I recall reading something similar around the time that the Connecticut woman's "pet" chimpanzee Travis literally ripped her neighbor's face off. But as I recollect it was a chimpanzee that raped the foreign academics' maid.

And the reason why the academics did nothing to try to stop it is that a male chimpanzee is about five times stronger than an adult human male. Not to mention 2 1/2 inch long canine teeth. And we're talking a physically fit human, not your typical academic.; 9/25/13, 6:55 PM
Big Mike said...: And I don't mean to get snarky or anything, but if the baboon can't tell the difference between a purple grape and the woman's purple-covered breast, perhaps she should think about seeing a plastic surgeon for some silicon?

Just sayin'; 9/25/13, 6:58 PM
Poppop said...: @ chrisnavin.com

Actually I think we're the most aggressive primate based on a study of history; 9/26/13, 8:53 AM