May 8, 2013

"But did she drink Diet Dr. Pepper while chain-smoking? I need my villains made clear, though preferably without an Ouija board scene."

Matthew Sablan, exemplifying excellence in blog commenting, on a post this morning, satirizing Hillary and Washington Post journalism by appropriating material from yesterday's post about moviemaking and NYT journalism.


pm317 said...

Don't make this about Hillary which is what every Obama minion wants. If you do, you would have let the bigger incompetent and liar who was a complete derelict in his duty off the hook. You would be helping the complicit and lapdog media when they are at their lowest protecting their man.

betamax3000 said...

Does my predilection for Vodka and candy Cigarettes make me a Villain, or is that just because of my Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets?

betamax3000 said...

In the Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets there is a dog-eared paperback copy of the Great Gatsby with Important Notes scribbled in the Margins that will make Certain Things Clear when the Time Comes. There are no dog ears in Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets, however: that would be the wrong kind of villainy.

ricpic said...

To hear tradguy tell it drinking Mountain Dew would have cancelled out the chain smoking, with the proviso that Hillary has Scots-Irish blood in her. Does she? I dunno. But if she does all is forgiven.

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rcommal said...

Nice, clever job, Matthew.

betamax3000 said...

In the Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets there is a Truth Decoder made out of Yellow String, a Battery and Paper Clips. I check the Battery every month to make sure it is Good.

betamax3000 said...

In the Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets there is what looks like, to the casual, observer, a Golf Ball with a Small Antenna.

It IS a a Golf Ball with a Small Antenna, but for different Reasons then you might think.

betamax3000 said...

At quiet parts of the Night the Mysterious Shoebox of Secrets hums softly. It is not the Refrigerator.

edutcher said...

Does her chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

pm317 said...

Don't make this about Hillary which is what every Obama minion wants.

Depends on haw many people ever were taught "The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States;".

If you know that, you know the Hildabeast could not stand down anybody.

Lem said...

This commenter makes frequent analogies.

How is my commenting?

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