"Slurry" is "A mixture of manure or farmyard waste and water; manure in fluid form," according to the OED, which provides these historical examples:
1965 Punch 22 Dec. 932/2 In a modern fattening house..the manure from several hundred swine falls through slatted floors into tanks beneath the building where a daily dose of water soon turns it into a forbidding quantity of evil-smelling slurry.
1970 R. Jeffries Dead Man's Bluff i. 5 He went through from the dairy into the herringbone parlour and stared..at the two days' accumulation of slurry.
1971 Farmers Weekly 19 Mar. 48/4 It takes one man about six minutes a day to clear away the slurry and a bit longer to put out the hay.
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I could have lived my life out without knowing that.
A friend had a renter with a garden that was more successful than the other household vegetable gardens, corn stalks already double the heights of others, and when I asked the renter about that he said, "tea," for he is a person of few words. And I go, "Oh, bullshit. A woman at work said that same thing so I tried it, used tea bags, and nothing. It doesn't work." He said, no, tea is a farm term meaning a bucket with cow poo and water.
Too bad the farmer can't have a gun to defend his family.
How does one develop a cow slurry fetish?
Perhaps he was hot or covered with flies.
There are humans, simian derivatives, and, apparently, pig-men. Don't discriminate against the pig-men.
That isn't what "slurry" meant when I was fooling around as a kid with a rock-polishing outfit. Then it was a compound of abrasives and water. Apparently it still is, if you Google "lapidary slurry."
No one, but no one, would develop a fetish for that stuff. Not stinky enough.
Meat slurry is used to make chicken nuggets.
Blogger Palladian said...
Meat slurry is used to make chicken nuggets.
5/25/13, 6:00 PM
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Ah &!%$#@!! I really didn't need to know that.
That's a shitty story.
Shoulda charged him 5 pounds sterling to do that.
Thanks, Ann. A welcome change from your links/blogs to/about disgusting New York Times articles.
Coal is transported via coal slurry pipelines. The coal is mixed with water, and that's the slurry. It seems that OED is wrong to say that slurry must include shit.
I grew up on a farm so I've seen lots of cows wade out into a pond to drink water which apparently stimulates another urge. Cows drinking while peeing in the pond water as they cool off.
Probably a Democrat. They're into bullshit. Their stories are the slurry with the fringe on top.
He has since stated that he has no intention of resigning from Congress and fully expects to be re-elected in 2014.
Meade posted this shitty story, I knew it!
MadisonMan said...
How does one develop a cow slurry fetish?
How does one develop any fetish at all? It's like those people in the wacky carnival shows of the odd and bizzare who drive nails through their heads or hang 50 pounds of weight from their balls and swing it around, or the guy who eats glass or sword swallowing. How do you even get into that? How do you realize that this is a way of life for you.
I wonder if a man with a cow slurry fetish can be elected Mayor of NY?
I wonder if a man with a cow slurry fetish can be elected Mayor of NY?
I remember that song from Oklahoma, "The slurry with the fringe on top."
How does one develop a cow slurry fetish?
Massive psychosis, sounds like.
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