March 21, 2013

Purchases of the first day of Spring.

From the March 20, 2013 Amazon Associates Earnings Report:

Stink Free Stink Finder Super Bright Light
by Stink Free (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $2.24)

York Shower Curtain
by InterDesign (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $1.61)

10602 Dirtex Cleaner
by Savogran (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $0.72)

Ultimate Flora - Critical Colon BifidoMax 80 Billion
by Renew Life (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $2.88)

... and 47 other items purchased — at no additional cost to the buyers — through the Althouse Amazon portal.

Thanks, now spring forward and clean up.


Bob Ellison said...

Yowza! Break out the hot dogs and beach towels.

Chip S. said...

I confess that when I see these lists I immediately start matching commenters to purchases.

Hey Inga--congrats on your purchase of Ultimate Flora! Kim Kardashian says it does for her ass what pineapple juice does for her vaj.

Ann Althouse said...

Meade seems to have invented a new form of storytelling.

Chip S. said...

It's a variation on the Twelve Days of Christmas, as told by the recipient.

Meade said...

On the second day of springtime my true love sent to me: 2 tubes Crest toothpaste and 80 billion BifidoMax.

Chip S. said...

When Viagra goes off patent, I think I'll market a generic version under the name LibidoMax.

Meade said...

"How 10 Famous Landmarks Get Clean"

Chip S. said...

with Dirtex?

I wonder if they use BifidoMax to clean this Colón.

EDH said...

I didn't know Honest Abe was into "water sports".

ken in sc said...

The Crest that I ordered is my wife's favorite but it is not available in stores, and may not be availabile on Amazon much longer. The price keeps going up.