February 3, 2013

Queen Dust Bunny approved labeler.

Brother Family Labeler (PT1090BK) by Brother. At no additional sacrifice to your own bottom line. Dust me off and label me appreciative.


ndspinelli said...

DBQ's attorney is looking into this unauthorized use of her name in this commercial promotion.

Meade said...

Are his legal services available through Amazon. We'll be happy to link.

Ann Althouse said...

George: Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?

Jerry: Who goes anywhere with Newman?!

George: Well...he's merry.

Jerry: (contemplates a moment) He is merry, I'll give him that.

Ann Althouse said...

Elaine: Hey. Oh, is that a label maker?

Jerry: Yes it is. I got it as a gift, it's a Label Baby Junior.

Elaine: Love the Label Baby, baby. You know those things make great gifts, I just got one of those for Tim Whatley for Christmas.

Jerry: Tim Whatley?

Elaine: Yeah. Who sent you that one?

Jerry: One Tim Whatley!

Elaine. No, my Tim Whatley?

Jerry: The same, he sent it as a thank you for my Super Bowl tickets.

Elaine: I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter!

Jerry: Or maybe he liked your gift so much, he decided to get me the same thing. Perhaps it's an homage.

Elaine: Yeah, perhaps.

Jerry: Well how did he react when you gave it to him?

Elaine: Um, he said, "Oh. A label maker. Howbout that?"

Jerry: He repeated the name of the gift?

Elaine: Yeah, so?

Jerry: Oh, well, if you repeat the name of the gift, you can't possibly like it.

Elaine: What do you mean?

Jerry: Oh, you know, like when someone opens something up and they go, "Oh.
Tube socks." What are you gonna do about it?

Elaine: I don't know, I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment and see if he's got a label maker.

Jerry: Why'd you get him a gift anyway?

Elaine: Oh, he did some dental work for me and he didn't charge me so I thought I'd get him a Christmas present.

Jerry: Yeah, well, if you're getting him anything for his birthday, I'm a large.

Ann Althouse said...

I love that the Super Bowl is in "The Label Maker" episode right when the label maker shit hits the fan here on the Althouse blog on Super Bowl Sunday.

I just know that means The Ravens will win!

EDH said...

See, it can happen!

Original Mike said...

Queen Dust Bunny?

Chip S. said...

Queen Dust Bunny?

Coming soon...the Ahoy, Chip! navigation tool set.

betamax3000 said...

I would like a Robot. A Robot exactly like Ann's.

Dust Bunny Queen said...



edutcher said...

If DBQ recommended it, I'd give it a shot on her word.

Ann Althouse said...

"Brother Family Labeler (PT1090BK) by Brother."

In case you have trouble remembering who these people in your family are.

There's brother...

EMD said...

So we're doing retail voyeurism now?

Meade said...

Fine. But there is also Brothers. And to avoid confusion, you'll need a labeler. To label them.

Chip S. said...

Yes. Be sure to order your copy of Rear Window today, thru the Althouse portal.

Chip S. said...

Don't forget this.

Original Mike said...

"In case you have trouble remembering who these people in your family are.

There's brother..."

In my family, I refer to him as "Oh, brother".