"Come to Argentina, where our bat-bee-demon women will cater to your needs!"
"Come to Malaysia, or my dragon-riders will burn down your villages and a hundred years of darkness and winter will befall you all!"
"We’re all kinda depressed in Denmark at the moment."
December 24, 2012
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Hunger Games Idiocracy. It's here.
At least the Hungary toilet paper dress is tasteful.
I would like to be in charge of Miss Universe eligibility. All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.
You all know what that standard is.
Peter
Who writes those comments ? Rappers ?
Actually, Peter, Chile seems to be a celebration of the camel toe.
Or would that be "llama toe"?
Nope, already taken... involving men's short-shorts, no less.
My favorite is Miss Panama.
But all these ladies must have a sugar daddy to pay them dry cleaners bill.
This rules. I can't believe I didn't watch this.
Beats the Hell out of Miss Congeniality and the talent competition.
ironrailsironweights said...
I would like to be in charge of Miss Universe eligibility. All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.
You all know what that standard is.
And you, of course, would be eligibility inspector.
I detect a declining correlation between nationality and ethnicity among the contestants.
Egads! Was that a beauty contest or a bad Halloween party?
Marvelous costumes. Commentary SPOT ON!
All of the contestants would have to meet a particular standard.
You all know what that standard is.
The neck strength to support a headdress of at least sixty pounds of feathers, fabric and frame supports?
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