Obviously, this is a good source for gift ideas. (And here's that Amazon portal again.)
IN THE COMMENTS: Kirk Parker said links to the Clive James poem "The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered," which has this verse:
Yea, his slim volume with its understated wrapperADDED: Barbara Windsor's Book of Boobs... ... I mean Florence Williams's Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History makes the NYT 100 list... yet we don't see Naomi Wolf's Volume of Vulva... I mean Vagina: A New Biography. That's gotta hurt. Poor Wolf-lady! It's like a deliberate affront. A taunting. History... biography... breasts... vagina... it's so unfair... so... delicious....
Bathes in the blare of the brightly jacketed Hitler's War Machine,
His unmistakably individual new voice
Shares the same scrapyart with a forlorn skyscraper
Of The Kung-Fu Cookbook,
His honesty, proclaimed by himself and believed by others,
His renowned abhorrence of all posturing and pretense,
Is there with Pertwee's Promenades and Pierrots —
One Hundred Years of Seaside Entertainment,
And (oh, this above all) his sensibility,
His sensibility and its hair-like filaments,
His delicate, quivering sensibility is now as one
With Barbara Windsor's Book of Boobs,
A volume graced by the descriptive rubric
"My boobs will give everyone hours of fun."
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@Rod Normally, I would view that as a double post.
Apparently, this time we really don't want to take a closer look.
Eh; apparently Breasts has been done already under a slightly different synonym.
Barbara Windsor's Book of Boobs... LOL.
"Let's take a closer look at those breasts."
Do I hear the dinner bell?
All tied up at the moment and can't comment...
Wow, suddenly I feel so vindictive!
What, no comment from Titus?
"What, no comment from Titus?"
He's only partway through his "hours of fun".
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