August 21, 2011

At the Indoor/Outdoor Café...



... the desk-bound half of Meadhouse is standing up and the lawncare half is sitting down.



That's the way it is right now.

59 comments:

coketown said...

Shouldn't this be the indoor/outdoor luxury barbecue with finger buffet?

ndspinelli said...

Garden porn.

chuck b. said...

He's all tired out from that bike ride. I'd be sitting down too.

XWL said...

Here in Santa Monica, the Water Police would fine anyone watering that much concrete.

From the relevant document (pdf at link):

(b) Cleaning. No person shall: (1) Use water to wash, clean or clear any sidewalks, streets, walkways, patios, driveways, alleys or parking areas, whether paved or unpaved, with a hose connected to a domestic water source. Exception: Pressure washing may be permitted in writing by the Director of Public Works with approved equipment and if all wastewater is recovered for recycling, disposed of in the sanitary sewer, or directed to landscaping. In no event shall any water so used be permitted to run off into streets, alleys or storm drains; (2) Wash or clean with water any vehicle, including, but not limited to any automobile, truck, van, bus, motorcycle, boat or trailer, whether motorized or unmotorized, except by use of a hand-held bucket or similar container or a hose equipped with a positive action quick release shutoff valve or nozzle. This subsection shall not apply to any commercial car washing facility which utilizes a recycling system to capture or reuse water. In no event shall any water so used be permitted to run off into streets, alleys or storm drains;


Don't you just love liberal cities?

ThreeSheets said...

Ya know, they make these things called sprinklers?

Michael Haz said...
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Michael Haz said...

That background noise Meade hears is the sound of heads exploding in Madison due to this.

mesquito said...

Does that photo cause resentment in parched, waterless Texas. Yes, it does.

Triangle Man said...

Ya know, they make these things called sprinklers?


Yeah, and hers is named Meade.

Fred4Pres said...

It is hot and humid at Citi/Shea today...although the Brewers are a wee bit hotter right now. Let's go Mets!

JAL said...

What's the deal with the spotchy lawn? What's Meade doing about it?

The hostas and -- impatiens? -- are looking quite nice.

Kensington said...

The world has gone crazy; EVERYTHING'S BACKWARD!

Trooper York said...

Wow. The poor guy has to hang out in the yard and play with his hose.

The honeymoon is so over.

Real American said...

chillin'

edutcher said...

Looks like the deskbound half of Meadhouse is nice and dry (and nursing some sore muscles, mayhap?) and the lawn care half is getting spritzed on.

PS America's Politico will need to factor in the fact that Little Zero is currently at 35% approval in PA.

Let's see, NY, NJ, PA, he can't lose those three and win.

Now can he?

MadisonMan said...

It looks like Obama's record of protecting the USA from a landfalling hurricane will be coming to an end with Irene.

DaveW said...

We've had a couple of pretty unusual weather years in SE Texas. 2 hard freezes each of the last 2 years, then a major drought this year.

As a result we lost a large number of very nice plants here, mostly tropicals that I couldn't protect well enough. A lime tree, a really nice rubber tree, couple pigmy date palms, split leaf philodendron, like that. All mature nice plants I had grown for years. I'm very disappointed.

I gave up trying to keep it alive with the hose around the second half of June. I simply couldn't put enough water on it to keep it all alive.

Anonymous said...

Should we assume there isn't enough water pressure to reach that window?

Just thinking....what I'd be thinking...

AmPowerBlog said...

That looks lovely, Ann.

Enjoy your day.

1775OGG said...

Beware: Robots! Plus, neer shall they meet or some such prattle!

Bugger off, it's Sunday, ya know!

rhhardin said...

Automatic sprinkles in Ohio.

Anonymous said...

Meade, that lawn looks like mine did by the time I figured out that the problem was chinch bugs.


I regained control and repaired it all but after 3 years now it takes constant vigilance and they haven't been eradicated yet. This season I've had to spray for them on 4 separate occasions.

A devastating bug for sure.

rhhardin said...

The next step after about 30 miles that feels any different is 100 miles, on a bike.

DADvocate said...

Chronic fatigue syndrome?

Carol_Herman said...

I wouldn't water any other way.

While standing up is best for your health and posture. Something you get at the touch of a button.

You're back from your road trip, huh?

And, the plants were hungry.

Soon it will be the students who are.

Tom said...

Needs a beer and a wife-beater to be a truly epic experience....just sayin'...

Ralph L said...

I thought the post title referred to the (apparent) table leg going outside the window.

We just had a short, heavy downpour, which have been few and far between this summer.

Kirby Olson said...

Can't see the waistline. I wonder how his waistline is doing!

Mine got bigger again due to a sprained ankle in the spring which meant no hard exercise.

Excuses, excuses, I know.

I thought he was the last man in America without a middle.

It's a wonder to see it!!

He should write a diet and exercise book.

Do you keep him on a diet?

It's incredible.

DADvocate said...

Kirby - do you have a man crush on Meade?

Republican said...

MMmm, he is looking very handsome and content, these days.

Marriage, of course!

Phil 314 said...

Nice little optical illusion with the desk

Ignorance is Bliss said...

I assume that the lawn was designed in a semicircle so that it could all be watered from that one spot.

Peter V. Bella said...

Nice pic of typical American Sunday.

Peter Hoh said...

Speaking of in or out, is Palin going to get in the race or not?

This video certainly looks like a campaign ad, but, as a Wall Street Journal reporter pointed out, at the 1:55 mark, Palin is greeting a couple of young women in Perry t-shirts.

edutcher said...

If she endorses Perry, Bachmann gets to go home and it's a 2 man race.

bagoh20 said...

XWL @ 2:11

Just read that ordinance on how to wash your sidewalk and car. Now some people like that, and think the government should tell you how to do such things (under penalty of fines and imprisonment). They will welcome a growing encyclopedia of such controls including what you can eat, wear, buy, read, say, etc.

I hate them. They're evil. And, they are half the electorate. We need a better (more open) education system.

I believe that higher education provides little to no balanced perspective on such things today. I'd like to see a study evaluating how many speakers at university give presentations promoting less government compared to the number promoting a government solution to whatever.

I'm amazed that we have a right wing at all, but I suppose the endless failures of leftist ideology over the last century have been noticed by a few of us, and some of us may just be nostalgic for the quaint ideas that this nation was founded on. We're kind of like flat-earthers, if the earth was actually flat.

Michael K said...

Don't tell me you are preparing lesson plans before classes start ! What would Paul Campos say ?

I was in Santa Monica today, visiting my daughter and her husband. Saw a 9/11 truther car with bumper stickers all over it. Love Santa Monica.

Skippy said...

Hey, Santa Monica poster XWL, there are too many people and not enough water in Southern California, which sucks its lifeblood of water from Northern California and the Colorado River. It's not about liberalism; it's about conserving a scarce resource. Sheesh.

MamaM said...

The indoor/outdoor version of

What are you doing?

Trust me!

What caused the turn?
A call or a knock?
Either way the eyes lit.

JAL said...

@ rh -- so does she jump through the hoop?

Do you douse it with kerosene and throw her toy through it for entertainment for the neighborhood on hot summer evenings?

Is it a rigid dreamcatcher?

Just wondering.

virgil xenophon said...

bagoh20/

Utopians never give up, never lose hope...it's like the old saying about a second marriage: "The triumph of hope over experience." Lefty utopians are serial offenders in that regard--each time hopelessly in love with successive bad actors..

Chuck66 said...

Where is his beer?

Meade said...

Thanks for the nice things said.

I let the lawns go dormant while we were out west. Starting to green up nicely now. Fall should look great. No cinch bugs. No worries.

Tom said...

Chuck66..(and me, from a previous comment) ; if you'll notice, M's left hand is conspicuously hidden from view...THIS is the hand with the beer container, most likely aluminum mined in China yet containing beer produced in Winsconsin ( Milwaukee)...I just wish he was wearing A wife-beater made in Indonesia...

Chuck66 said...

Tom,

Sometimes I have man night in my driveway. Pull the grill out. Open up a 24oz can of beer. Light the grill. Light a Swisher Sweet (wood tip, of course), and read the paper. No wife beater T-shirt though. I have to draw the line at some point.

JAL said...

Meade --

How do you let a lawn "go dormant" in the summer when everything is growing?

I ignore mine totally. Is it dormant?

(Well, when the mower works, I'll mow it every couple weeks ...)

It's pretty much all green. Weeds and all. All the time.

chickelit said...

JAL wrote: How do you let a lawn "go dormant" in the summer when everything is growing?

It's just like the EPA's plan for our future power usage:

Brown out before going green.

Meade said...

That's right - ignore = dormant. Pretty much.

If only I had more weeds - the lawn would be green all summer. But Mrs. Meade enjoys sitting out there and picking them out one by one. If it's not too hot. Or sunny.

Bless her little weed-picking heart.

chickelit said...

Meade said: But Mrs. Meade enjoys sitting out there and picking them out one by one. If it's not too hot. Or sunny.

Good luck with the rhyzomes! :)

MayBee said...

Skippy:
which sucks its lifeblood of water from Northern California and the Colorado River.

Do people in Northern California sit around and talk about this every day? I swear it must be on your NPR stations every morning, how much water SoCal is sucking from NorCal. It's a fixation.

I grew up in Michigan and it never would have occurred to me to get hostile about the middle of the state using the water that belongs to the Great Lake coastline areas.

chickelit said...

I mean rhizomes (that word is not spelled like it should be).

chickelit said...

@MayBee: California h8ers are a dime dozen. They look at California like we look at Sacramento-not-so-secretly hoping for demise, or at least a reality check.

chickelit said...

Speaking of interior decoration: look at that visible layer of dust where the moulding meets the wall.

XWL said...

Hey, Skippy, there's this thing called the free market, let's try that for a change.

If government wants to modify behavior, the most effective way is to end subsidies, rather instituting instrusive and byzantine rules and enforcement regimes. Undistorted markets work much better than the carrot/stick approach of subsidizing the water coming through the pipes on the one hand, and then hiring a bunch of busy bodies to poke around folks gardens and driveways on the other. People won't waste expensive water, and if they do, they'll pay for the privilege.

California Reservoirs across the state are above their historic averages, and almost every single one is between 85-95% of capacity, and with a record snowpack this past winter, they're letting millions of gallons flow into the Pacific because they don't have the capacity to capture this summer's melt.

We get hit with onerous regulations during droughts, yet these regulations remain in force when the rains come, funny how that works. Again, let the price fluctuate based on demand and availability. Call me crazy, but I believe markets work better at resource allocation than bureaucrats.

Water is a vital resource, and it's horribly mismanaged in the state of California, but micromanaging people's behavior with a ridiculous set of haphazardly enforced rules isn't the solution.

Almost Ali said...

For tonight's cafe entertainment, the moon-walker returns by popular demand!

rhhardin said...

@ rh -- so does she jump through the hoop?

Active loop antenna.

JAL said...

Ahh so.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Do people in Northern California sit around and talk about this every day? I swear it must be on your NPR stations every morning, how much water SoCal is sucking from NorCal. It's a fixation.

Not every day, but pretty often. Especially since the people in Southern California and Middle California (which includes San Francisco which is NOT NOT NOT NOT in Northern California) constantly make new rules and regulations to further strangle us and our economy for their own pleasure and convenience.

We don't listen to NPR much either. Too left wing.

State of Jefferson!

Methadras said...

Meade, the human sprinkler system. I thought you people would have an automatic sprinkler system put in by now.