June 14, 2011
"Just for the record, Jonah Goldberg, Mark Krikorian, John Derbyshire and I are all 23-year old lesbians."
Says Mark Steyn, implying something about his "serious moobage."
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Hilarious! The comments are great, too!
I know for sure that Derb is not
LezGetReal?
Somebody needs to drop the social activist schtick and look up the word "irony.'
The cures of Lesbians trapped in Male Bodies!
I meant curse, but the idea of the "cures" for this is interesting.
Not unlike Richard Pryor claiming all the great men in history were homosexual.
(of course, he was serious)
I have known several lesbians in real life. There was one exception, but the others did not look anything like the girls who play lesbians in porno films. Lesbians, as envisioned by men, are a romantic fantasy. Apparently women are willing and eager to buy into that fantasy. So much of civilization is a mutually shared fantasy, why should out sex lives be any different? If a woman becomes a lesbian to act out her boyfriend's fantasy, is it a lesbo or hetero act?
I played with a band recently, and when they discovered I live in Woodstock, they were quite excited.
"There are a lot of lesbians in Woodstock, aren't there?" one of the said. "Must be really hot."
"Yes, but we're not talking the kind of lesbians you're thinking about. They're not YouPorn lesbians," I replied.
I had to destroy the boys' fantasies by telling them that our lesbians are the usual: feminist, man-hating, commie dykes in flannel shirts.
it's middle aged american male lesbian bloggers all the way down.
I can't believe more people didn't comment about moobage, or the serious hottttttness of Mark Steyn.
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