Althouse: "I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again."

June 9, 2011

"I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again."

Sob!

34 comments:

Known Unknown said...: I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I am going to see it again and again.; 6/9/11, 10:49 PM
coketown said...: I'm sure Villanova's PR department is thinking, "Holy shit. How do we get this off the internet? Holy. Shit. What are people going to think goes on in our MBA program?"; 6/9/11, 10:53 PM
Steve Koch said...: Absolutely hilarious. The same girl also released a video where she plays Siamese twins Cara and Kara. Both videos are funny but the cat video is the funniest.; 6/9/11, 11:00 PM
mccullough said...: Do you still hear the cats screaming, Debbie?; 6/9/11, 11:04 PM
Peter Hoh said...: Funny? I skipped ahead to see if it got any better, but no.

Maybe I skipped over all the good parts.; 6/9/11, 11:08 PM
Karl said...: At 18 seconds in she grabs her tits & pushes them up.
That sucked me in for the remainder of the dreary video.
I've had cats. They are over rated.; 6/9/11, 11:28 PM
Sprezzatura said...: I started watching this somewhere (Sully?), but I lost interest, and moved on after a bit. It's funny, but not that funny.

A hotter girl would have been better. Maybe Weiner's porn star could give it a shot.; 6/9/11, 11:33 PM
Known Unknown said...: I'm hoping the new Althou.se has an option to vote on "Threadwinners" like breadwinners, and they get a chance to win a weekly prize, like an iPad.; 6/9/11, 11:34 PM
Palladian said...: "Maybe I skipped over all the good parts."

You didn't. There aren't any good parts.

"successful troll is successful."; 6/9/11, 11:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Very funny...she should get an acting gig out of this!; 6/10/11, 12:15 AM
Fred4Pres said...: Even Anthony Weiner would not tweet her.; 6/10/11, 12:47 AM
Fred4Pres said...: It was entertaining for about 30 seconds. Unfortunately I have woke up in the past next to girls like that. Demon gin.

Regrets? I have a few.; 6/10/11, 12:49 AM
Jason (the commenter) said...: Steve Koch: Absolutely hilarious. The same girl also released a video where she plays Siamese twins Cara and Kara. Both videos are funny but the cat video is the funniest.

Yeah, it's not real, it's acting. Why is Althouse posting it like it's real?; 6/10/11, 4:53 AM
The Elder said...: Sheesh. Someone needs to check the admissions standards for the MBA program at Villanova.

Now, if she had been talking about DOGS, . . . she would be a girl worth marrying!; 6/10/11, 5:02 AM
Toad Trend said...: Debbie indeed. The type that could be convinced that breast massage will result in larger breasts.

Sheesh.

They walk among us. And, they vote.; 6/10/11, 5:55 AM
edutcher said...: Obviously, admission standards have plummeted since I attended.

Except for the College of Nursing and a few nuns, not too many women studying there back then.

Apparently, it's still the case.; 6/10/11, 6:00 AM
Ipso Fatso said...: Here is what I came up with from the Sob link, Some cat robo toilet:

Saves time! Saves money! Reduces Odor!

· Patented litter sifting system - uses less litter

· Prevents dog snacking!

· Large capacity waste drawer

· Available in beige or black

I love the prevents dog snacking!!!! Wonder if it works on (insert your least favorite Althouse commenter here)!!!! Anyway I was able to finally find the cat girl who is kinda cute but has the voice of a 12 y/o, which would then put her right in line with most of the girls that texted...oh never mind.; 6/10/11, 6:20 AM
KCFleming said...: Nastassja Kinski's version is far superior.; 6/10/11, 7:00 AM
Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...: Pussy brings out the best and worst in all of us.; 6/10/11, 7:38 AM
Anonymous said...: "Even Anthony Weiner would not tweet her."

Fred, you clearly did not see this photograph Anthony Weiner sends out to prospective hookups.

Weiner would definitely like to cock-gag the cat lady.; 6/10/11, 8:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Haha, good one bob.; 6/10/11, 8:20 AM
Steve Koch said...: "Yeah, it's not real, it's acting. Why is Althouse posting it like it's real?"

The video is funnier if (at first) you don't realize that it isn't real.; 6/10/11, 8:29 AM
Wince said...: From the video it's not clear she even takes care of one cat now.

So, does she know what it's like to really own a cat that you have to take care of in good times and bad?

Likewise, she evidently doesn't have a man in her life, but wants one of those too.

Why do I get the feeling that once she got one -- a man and/or cat -- she might treat each of them like, well, a dog?; 6/10/11, 8:32 AM
Wince said...: Speaking of Congress, Weiner and wieners, why do I get the feeling Speaker John Boner -- I mean Boehner -- might start Tweeting her, saying, "hey, we have a lot in common? Sob."; 6/10/11, 8:36 AM
Ann Althouse said...: "Yeah, it's not real, it's acting. Why is Althouse posting it like it's real?"

You mean why am I not waving my hands around saying it's acting? Because it's funnier if you go into it thinking it's real. At what point do you become certain it's acting. It's not really even worth watching if you know from the beginning it's fake.; 6/10/11, 9:04 AM
Pastafarian said...: Oops! I just left a link to this video in another comments thread -- I didn't know you'd already found it, 12 hours before.

Peter, and the rest of you who didn't like this video -- I thought this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I had actual tears from laughter the first and second time I watched this.

I didn't realize it was a goof until she got to the parts about a little bow tie, and a basket. Hell, I'm laughing right now just remembering that part. It's brilliant.

I guess I'm easily amused.; 6/10/11, 10:33 AM
The Elder said...: Fake? FAKE???

You mean that not everything on the internet is not real and true????

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find out that there is falsehood going on around here!; 6/10/11, 10:38 AM
deborah said...: While I don't think it's as hilarious as Pasta does, it's pretty damn funny. She has that cute Terri Garr vibe going on.

I am evil, but I think her Siamese twin vid is more clever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related; 6/10/11, 11:24 AM
deborah said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 6/10/11, 11:25 AM
Methadras said...: She's fucking batshit crazy.; 6/10/11, 11:41 AM
Phil 314 said...: Inspired by this scene from "Sleepless in Seattle"

The male reaction in this clip is the reaction I'm seeing to this cat video; 6/10/11, 3:01 PM
Trooper York said...: As I toss and churn in my lonely bed
I dream of dreams that are truly dead
Of a silky pony that held my heart
A fighting Weiner that twitched my twat.
But those are hopes that have long fled
As I sweat and lament in fear and dread
While the shape of my future life begins
I am sorry I’m thinking of cat’s again.

(Marcotte’s Lament 2011); 6/10/11, 4:22 PM
Jason (the commenter) said...: Ann Althouse: It's not really even worth watching if you know from the beginning it's fake.

I think you put it up because you knew some people wouldn't notice, and would then go on to say things making themselves look stupid.

Mean! :P; 6/10/11, 7:21 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "I think you put it up because you knew some people wouldn't notice, and would then go on to say things making themselves look stupid."

That describes many posts here. It's not mean. It's educational. The message of the Althouse blog is: Sharpen up! I'm giving you some exercises.; 6/12/11, 1:15 PM