A co-worker reports that you haven't seen sleep pattern disruption like you get when a raccoon knocks over a garbage pail outside and your three Dobermans leap off the bed.
It helps when he doesn't bring whores into the bed while I'm out of town. I am a Christian woman, and I try to be understanding. But Jon is smooth as Patrick Stewart's head "down there". So I know when I come home from a trip and have to sweep pubic hairs from the sheets that something's been going on. Do you know how hard it is to sleep in that bed after that?
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Any chance they clipped that photo from a Restoration Hardware catalog?
A co-worker reports that you haven't seen sleep pattern disruption like you get when a raccoon knocks over a garbage pail outside and your three Dobermans leap off the bed.
Lawyers, doctors, morticians and bankers probably cause bad sleep, too:
from sleepeducation.com
Examples of the negative changes that can greatly affect your sleep include the following:
Getting divorced
Being in an auto accident
Having a major illness
Being involved in a lawsuit
Making a bad investment
Losing a loved one
Losing a job
Bissage, I was thinking Pottery Barn.
It helps when he doesn't bring whores into the bed while I'm out of town. I am a Christian woman, and I try to be understanding. But Jon is smooth as Patrick Stewart's head "down there". So I know when I come home from a trip and have to sweep pubic hairs from the sheets that something's been going on. Do you know how hard it is to sleep in that bed after that?
It was a toss up.
Ha!
A safe and secure feeling promotes a long nights sleep. The man's strength is designed to meet a woman's need to feel that way.
A couples' sleep study and no mention of snoring?
oxytocin (hormonal) bonding in sleep--for both partners
You'll soon find out.
There's nothing like a Doberman puppy sleeping on your chest.
That size lasts a week.
The adult form is better anyway. It knows everything instead of nothing.
Sit stay while I get dog and rooster in the same frame this morning, for example. Try that with a puppy.
Kate, it sounds like it's time for a new man.
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