March 28, 2009

More Cloris... much more... shall I blot my lipstick first?


hdhouse said...

I'm deeply saddened.

Trooper York said...

Why did you take stock of your life?

Trooper York said...

Sell short.

madawaskan said...

Finally something he can do with depth!

rhhardin said...

I never heard of either of them.

What happened to Jack Paar?

paul a'barge said...

Never heard of Chloris Leachman?

Oh. Jack Paar is dead.

paul a'barge said...

I think it's that kissing thang

rhhardin said...

Lipstick is anti-kissable.

Lazlo Toth on Queen Elizabeth:

The pound may be falling but her nose remains high,
It's like she's from the house of wax except she's alive,

Chip Ahoy said...

Threadjack alert.

This has confound me my entire life. I do not understand the snake flag with the words "Don't tread on me."

Why? Because you'll recoil and strike delivering poison to my ankle?

Because you might spit at me taking aim at my eyes but missing because you're way down there and I'm up here and besides, I'm wearing sunglasses?

Because you'll shed your skin leaving a ghostly simulacrum of yourself made of dried scaly skin?

Because you and your snake friends will gang up on me, slithering all around me and rendering me helpless like some kind of bizarre hentai cartoon?

Because you'll suddenly disconnect yourself into eight sections and appear even more strange and unable to defend yourself?

Because you'll eat one of my eggs or a rodent and become too engorged to move until it's sufficiently digested?

Because you'll be forced to lay in the sun until you work up enough energy to wipe off my boot marks?

Because it might damage one of your fangs?

Because you have no eyelids and my treading might get dirt in your eyes.

Because it might hurt your rattle?

Because you rather don't like being stepped on and don't much care for the compression?

Because you have baby snakes to consider?

It's regrettable iconography.

Apologies. End threadjack

madawaskan said...


Keep Scrolling

It's Benjamin Franklin that did the chopping.

Peter V. Bella said...

Now that is some real face sucking.

ElcubanitoKC said...

hdhouse said...

I'm deeply saddened.

6:24 PM

You always remind me of this guy

EDH said...


amba said...

I watched it with the sound off 'cause my mate's asleep.

She's very funny.

blake said...

I think she made out with...John Stamos? At his roast?

She's doing okay for an 80-year-old woman.

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Peter V. Bella said...

Looks like the Chinese struck again. Maybe it is time for the Althouse doctrine.

Henry said...


Originally it was a warning against frying snakes.

Don't Bread Me.

Benjamin Franklin extended the no-snake concept to Fondue.

traditionalguy said...

"It took a long time to get there." said hot Momma Cloris Leachman to her latest conquest. She is a great role model for everyone over 50. The smooching does get better as you get older.

amba said...

My ailing husband can't do much anymore BUT smooch, but he was always best at that anyway.

Methadras said...

That was pretty funny.