Althouse: Don't be sad.

March 31, 2009

Don't be sad.

The government cares about you.

11 comments:

rhhardin said...: It's focus group tested.; 3/31/09, 9:12 AM
garage mahal said...: Man it's one thing after another with these Democrats! Seems like every day we learn something new that needs to be talked about.; 3/31/09, 9:12 AM
John Burgess said...: Clearly, we need a new Cabinet office. Call it the Department of Oprah.

That said, there's some discussion that the website in question is, in fact, a hoax.; 3/31/09, 9:17 AM
Ernesto Ariel Suárez said...: A .gov hoax??; 3/31/09, 9:22 AM
traditionalguy said...: The government cares for me like a rancher cares for cattle. The only thing a government ever does is take your property for Public Use. Without a Two Party system watching each other, the government just takes all you have for themselves. Without Two Parties and a free press, Government Controllers of everything for a price, quickly forget that Defense and keeping the peace are the only proper government roles.; 3/31/09, 9:23 AM
KCFleming said...: I used to do alot of nursing home work.

I often told families who complained that they needed to learn that the government does not and cannot love you, and as a result their parents are simply commodities to the state, items to be counted.

To the state, working age adults are sheep to be fleeced or pigs to be slaughtered, nothing more. Children are just future fodder, and the elderly and disabled are unproductive expenses. All outgo.

All nursing home care policies flow from there.; 3/31/09, 9:45 AM
Peter V. Bella said...: We are living in the time of Barnum and Baily. Suckers are being born every minute waiting to be fleeced. It is sad, really. We, the people are the suckers.; 3/31/09, 9:58 AM
Peter V. Bella said...: Clearly, we need a new Cabinet office. Call it the Department of Oprah.

Moprah? Most cabinet members are mopes.; 3/31/09, 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm sure happy they had an excess of monies available to pay for this. La di da!; 3/31/09, 10:49 AM
Peter V. Bella said...: The Administration is confiscating all the rights to a popular cult song. They are doing this for the public good. They will use the power of the FCC to have this nationalized song played over all air waves every half hour.

This is in an effort to keep people in an up beat mood and prevent sadness.

The new nationlized song- "Don't Worry. Be Happy."; 3/31/09, 11:09 AM
BJM said...: Whenever the government offers a big hug I know they are reaching around for my wallet.; 3/31/09, 1:49 PM