October 30, 2008

Right-wing monsters.

It's been 4 years -- here are the old left-wing monsters from 2004 (and some more in 2007) -- but Korla Pundit has finally gotten around to showing us the right-wing monsters.

Guess who?


blake said...


Tony Blair seems to be the closest match.

Original George said...

"Famous Monsters of Filmland"...now there was a good magazine. Excellent value for 35 cents.

Basil Gogos!

Trooper York said...

Superman is a Republican.

Batman is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

Spiderman is a Democrat.

Namor the Submariner is a Republican.

Trooper York said...

Iron Man is a Republican.

Daredevil is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

The Hulk is a Republican.

The Thing from the Fantastic Four is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

The Vision is a Republican

The Scarlet Witch is a Democrat.(Good friends with Hillary)

Trooper York said...

Dracula is Republican.

Frankenstein is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

The Mummy is a Republican.

The Wolfman is a Democrat (Good friend of Bill Clinton)

Trooper York said...

The Predator is Republican.

Alien is Republican.

Illegal Alien is Democrat.

Trooper York said...

Godzilla is a Republican.

Mothra is a Democrat.

veni vidi vici said...

As usual, Aqua Man knows what to do.

blake said...

What? Batman's a total libertarian!

The latest film Batman is even Republican: Tough on crime, big on personal charity and not so much on big government. He's Dirty Harry or Paul Kersey. No respect for international borders. (Heh.) Big into military spending and willing to spy on the entire city to get the bad guy.

Besides, Gotham's underworld is obviously hooked up with Democrats. Hell, you think the Chicago setting was just a coincidence?

Connect the dots, man!!

blake said...

Aqua Man is totally a Nader voter.

Wonder Woman's a Democrat, but she loves Palin.

Wait, we were doing monsters, weren't we?

Freddy Kreuger is a Democrat.
Jason Voorhees is a Republican.
Michael Myers (the masked killer, not the comedian) is a Libertarian.
Mike Myers (the comedian, not the killer) is a Canadian.

blake said...

Jigsaw is a Republican.
The Blair Witch is a Democrat.

blake said...

The Creature from the Black Lagoon is a Libertarian.

King Kong: Constitution party. Who knew?

Trooper York said...

If Mort was awake it would say it was racist to even mention King Kong.

cardeblu said...

The Thing from "The Thing" is a Democrat.

The Blob is a Republican.

Willard is a DemocRAT.

Trooper York said...
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blake said...

Yeah, Troop, but if Mort were awake, he'd probably say that you pointing out that King Kong was mentioned was racist.

So, there.

The Invisible Man? Anarchist.

Trooper York said...

Dr Doom is a Republican

The Sliver Surfer is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

The Joker is a Democrat

The Penguin is a Republican

Trooper York said...

The Green Goblin is a Republican

Doc Ock is a Democrat

Trooper York said...

Abbot is a Republican

Costello is a Democrat

Trooper York said...

Martin is a Republican

Lewis is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

The Captain is a Republican

Tenille is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

Hall is a Republican.

Oates is a Democrat.

Trooper York said...

Donny is a Republican

Marie is a whore.

Gollios said...

General Zod is quite clearly a democrat:


Oligonicella said...

The Thunder Agents have gone rogue and turned on the UN, coming to understand it's a bigger world menace than both The Warlord and Spider.