March 7, 2008

"Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?"

Larry David proposes an anti-Hillary ad.


MadisonMan said...

Done right, such an ad could be really hilarious. (Hillaryious?)

Middle Class Guy said...


Senior Aide: “Mrs. President, there is a crisis. You must take the call.”

Hillary: "WTF, it’s 3AM and you are getting me, me- the most powerful woman out of bed?"

Hillary puts on her granny gown and waddles off to the Oval Office as she scratches her ass. She picks up the Red Phone.

Hillary: "This is the Madame President. WTF do you want."

Phone Voice: Bill is at the Peninsula hotel in Chicago with a young good looking intern.

Hillary: Bomb Chicago.

Slams the phone down. Strides off.

Voice Over: Hillary Clinton will be decisive when critical decisions have to be made.

I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this bombing- I mean this ad.

AllenS said...

The phone rings as 3:00 AM:

Hillary: Hello?

Caller: I won't be home tonight, I ran out of gas, and have 4 flat tires.

Click, Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

former law student said...

The phone rings as 3:00 AM:

Hillary: Hello?

Bill: Honey, Mon, I mean Mark and I were working on the Library layout when "he" really got a good idea. So we've been working on it since 9 pm. Don't worry, I ate out. My assistant already went home.

Click, Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Middle Class Guy said...

It's 3AM.

Hillary, do you know who your husband is with.

TMink said...

Ya know, I thought part of the appeal of progressive candidates is that they would talk us out of the international conflicts. That they would sit down and talk to the people who threaten us, threaten Israel, threaten whoever, and they would know how to negotiate a peace with their superior intellect and understanding of human nature.

There would be no red phone with a progressive president, would there? That is only for barbaric cowboys.