Your humble blogger is all worn out from traveling. Where am I? I'm in Stuart. Stuart, you say. Yes. I am in Stuart. (Not a guy! A place.) I hope you're happy that I travel to the ends of the earth to procure material to entertain you and this effort has brought me to Stuart.
More later, presumably. Meanwhile... carry on without me.
October 27, 2007
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The only Stuart I know of is in Florida. I googled the surrounding northeast without success.
All this trouble? Just for us? I'm blushin'... Tell Stuart 'hi' for all of Blogdom.
Yea, I'm in Florida. There is a PGA tournament near hear that I'm going to and I wanted to stay at the shore. This is the "Treasure Coast" of Florida, Hutchinson Island.
Ahh, the bathtub beaches of Hutchinson Island. My late grandparents owned a home in Stuart. Spent my teenage spring breaks there. Is the museum with lighthouse still there?
Gran'pa, what was TV like in the old days?
Ann strapping on some PGA golfing fun in Stuart. Nice.
There must be some way of casting this in a bad light, some controversy by which to sully Ann with this visit. But what?
At present, all I can muster is You, a law professor, at a golf tournament?
It needs work, and my brain is too small.
Your humble blogger?
Why this fiction, Ann? You are many many things, but nobody has ever accused you of being humble.
Is this ironic faux humbleness? Must be.
Even if you hate golf (I don't), hanging out at a PGA event ain't bad. Lots of walking in the great outdoors, catch a few rays, drink a few beers, check out the better looking guys and gals.
Stuart is the Sailfish Capital of the World. Maybe you can have some for dinner, preferably without subpar tomato.
I'm bettin that you'll see a lot of men with shorts on.
"Yes. I am in Stuart. (Not a guy! A place.)"
Reminded me of that crass joke way back in, when, 1980 something?:
"Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? Answer: Indiana."
Some of us crass Hoosiers chuckled at that.
Althouse commenters no doubt will enjoy discussing this:
"Man who had sex with bike in court". (Actually, it was in a hostel [as opposed to hostile?] room. Weird headline.)
So, "[h]ow do you have sex with a bicycle?"
Play away, mice!
You can get put on a sex offenders' list in Scotland for screwing a bicycle?!
Jeez.
You can get put on a sex offenders' list in Scotland for screwing a bicycle?!
No wonder the Scots are so dour.
I just downloaded an album from iTunes, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, produced by T-Bone Burnett. It's called Raising Sand. By the third song I realized I'd stopped doing anything else and was just sitting, listening. It reminds me a lot of Wrecking Ball, the Emmylou Harris album produced by Daniel Lanois. There's some overlap in form, but mostly it's just the sense of it being a whole album, with a distinct character.
I'm really happy about this. It's harder and harder for me to find music that makes me react and pay attention.
Stuart Smalley: But today, I've decided to take a risk, and wear a new sweater. It was sent to me by a recovering sex addict, Melissa D., who knitted it herself; she said it gave her something to do with her hands.
(Stuart Saves His Family, 1995)
former law student said...
"No wonder the Scots are so dour."
Ha. But, don't you know, dour gloomy Scots, besides inventing the game of golf, have also created some beautiful, albeit dour, music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3DS6xglAfQ
Oops. Google first; comment later.
Who knew Richard Thompson was English? I didn't. And the song was written by a Kiwi.
Longshanks: The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots
(Braveheart 1995)
Hey Elizabeth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5KF4dKq-6I
good stuff
Meade, thanks. I enjoyed that.
Wurly, I notice there weren't any comments on the insightful post you linked. Are courtesy and manners undervalued by us commenters?
Dear pretty Ann,
Is Stuart a female -as in 'belly and thigh kissing' -see below ?
Tom
jewsyonkersislam # 428 Ann Althouse: Closet lesbian ? Poor thing... and its all the fault of feminist nonsense.
Below is a series of postings by me on Ann's blog. Anybody who doesn't know Ann should check her blog. She is a Profesor of Law at the University of Wisconsin Law School and is living in Brooklen Heights ( the lesbian mecca of NYC ) as she tries to write a book. It is my contention that she has fallen in love with me ( see my "rigorous" analysis of such... the proof lies mainly in her words to and about me). In additition to her words, there are comments by some of her readers about what I have written and done that are instructive and enlightening.
However, I am here replying to the comments of James.
He awards me points for my jyi # 427, but asks something to the effect that my life must be "miserable" if all I can do is post things that I know will be removed as soon as Ann sees them. So let me enlighten him a bit as I ask him what more he wants me to do.
For I have been permanantly and totally disabled frtom 13 years old when I was hit by a car, fractured my neck, lay in a coma for 40 days and awoke to find I was completely paralysed... For I have seen the face of "God" and lived (indeed, that "face of ' God ' " is with me always ). In addition, I managed to become a lawyer, I practiced law for nearly 20 years in the (south) Bronx and Westchester Counties... as a general practitioner with a concentration in Family and Criminal defense work, I am a Lt. Col. in the U.S. Army, Defense Intelligence Agency, I
have traveled the world -the Far East ( I spent a lot of time in China, Japan, Korea, the Phillipines...), the Mid East, Europe, South America ( Chile, Peru,
Bolivia...), North America... been to the Tropics and the Arctic... and, if you'd read my blog ( jewsyonkersislamiii-tc.blogspot.com ), you'd see what else I'm doing now.
As far as Ann, herself, she was a law clerk for U.S. District Court Judge Leonard B. Sand, probably around the time when Judge Sand was playing bully in Yonkers, forcing his social engineering ideas on Yonkers in the desegration suit. ( See jewsyonkersislam-legal/actions.blogspot.com )
1) Postings by me (tc) on :
Althouse "The divine Ms. Althouse." � Terry Teachout " "Formidable law blogger Ann Althouse." � Slate "
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
a) Back in New York, back in the work week
tc (me) said... Hey Ann, What work do you do -other than ruining the whole
world ? See below. Tom ( and I posted jyi # 426; for the rest,see my blog: jewsyonkersislamiii-tc.blogspot.com )
jewsyonkersislam # 426 " The Problem With No Name" by Betty Frieden:
Women
b) ( see below, for just as always before, my postings are removed shortly after I post them - but not before a few comments were made - including from the blogger herself, Prof. Ann Althouse from the Univ. of Wisconsin Law School who has inexplicably (femininely) fallen in love with me:)
tc said... (as noted above) This post has been removed by a blog administrator
( Ann Althouse herself, see below) 5:20 PM
Ann Althouse said...
What a dilemma! I have a policy of deleting everything tc writes, but that question: "What work do you do -other than ruining the whole world ?"
I'm trying to write a book, and I have writer's block, but that ... I want to write a book with that as a title!
( tc says... " What did I tell you...all women are crazy (cyclical). All you have to do is attack them often enough and they wind up loving you ". ) 5:37 PM
rhhardin said... What work do you do -other than ruining the whole world
I was always partial to ``Somebody Stole My Underwear,'' the cry of little brothers. 6:01 PM
Trooper York said... I would buy the tome: "The Girth in the Balance", Diet Tips from Albert Gore Jr. 6:11 PM
Ron said...
Whenever the Flying CooCoo Birds attack that should be our coded catchphrase: "sigh...oh Ann. You're ruining the whole world."
6:31 PM
c ) tc said... ( in a further posting relevant to the above)
To Ann - and any others who may read this before Ann removes it,
I posted my jewsyonkersislam # 426 ( " The Problem With No Name" by Betty Frieden:Women, etc.) and Ann has fallen in love with me (see below) and I dont think I've ever seen her. Of course, I'm on TV a couple of times a month before the Westchester County Board of Legislators and the Yonkers City Council so maybe she has seen me... And maybe that is why she has moved from Wisconsin to New York ?
Tom
Ann. You're ruining the whole world." 6:31 PM
Ralph said...
tc, don't feel like you have to empty your mind at us. Keep a little for yourself.
Most people like a conversation, not a monologue.
9:00 PM
Meade said...
..... Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One! Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham - Israel - Moses - Buddha - Hillel - Jesus - Spinoza - Paine - Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God's Law, the sign of the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!" "THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!" "TEACH LOVE THY ENEMY!" "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" Israel-Moses-Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! ALL ONE! 9:55 PM
2) Posting on/at:
Althouse"The divine Ms. Althouse." Wednesday, October 24, 2007
For the Common Good.
a) tc said... Ah Ann, Lets see how long this piece of work survives (jyi #427). According to your last posting about me (see your own posting), I can see that you've fallen in love with me ( dont deny it, for no woman would believe it ).
As to the Clintons, I find it hard not to like Bill. But Hillary -as President- I detest. Tom
jewsyonkersislam # 427 silly, selfish and childish women; West. B.O.L,10-22-07, Hezi Arris Radio Show on WVOX FM,New Rochelle,etc.
(see jewsyonkersislamiii-tc.blogspot.com for the rest )
b) The above noted (#427) was posted and Ann removed it. So I posted it again and some comments about it follow:
James said...
Points to tc, .....
Something tells me this guy is probably supporting a republican candidate other than Wacko Ron ( if he means me [tc], I back no one but myself ) . Man, do you really have such a miserable life that you have to go around posting your bullshit on blogs, knowing it will be deleted immediately upon the administrator's return ( to tell you the truth, James, if you'd read my blog [jewsyonkersislamiii-tc.blogspot.com], you'd realize that everything I do has a purpose; and I do a lot, including reading, writing, singing, writing poetry, public speaking/singing, acting...) ?
I think I have the flu. I bet you it's the fault of those gay-loving feminists, eh tc ( I think its the other way around: women like gays because gays can talk to them like a woman does while still seeing the male point of view because they are confused by feminism -fucked up, down..., using the back door rather than the front, as they should ) ? 7:12 PM
As noted, I posted my # 427 once again and Ann removed it within 1/2 hour. But it is very funny. It is as James (above) opined, "Man, do you really have such a miserable life that you have to go around posting your bullshit on blogs, knowing it will be deleted immediately upon the administrator's return".
For my stuff IS "deleted immediately upon the administrator's ( Ann Althouse) return". But my purposes are so far beyond what James could conceive that... Besides, Ann Althouse has fallen in love with me...and that is worth the aggravation.
c) tc said...Ann, tsk, tsk, For your own good, you might as well admit that you love me. This is the third (fourth ?) time I'm posting my jyi # 427...and, very shortly, I'm sure, you will be removing it. You see, I've gotten under your skin and you cant get me out of your head. Tom
Jesus Christ tc!
Do you have to write a fucking Dr Bronner's label??
What's wrong with you?
Doesn't anyone appreciate the educative role of my postings on Ann Althouse's blog ? is there no one who doesn't think that he or she knows it all ?
Please read what I post carefully... and consider each part. And realize that you are being taught by a master teacher... not I.
All you ladies belong home with your children. And all you fags and other nutjobs should not be doing what you're doing.
Tom
I feel like someone just tried to masturbate on me but I skillfully dodged it, like a scene in Silence of the Lambs.
Ann, great pics, especially the one up there ↑ that looks like the cover of Wuthering Heights.
tc Tom:
Yes, of course she's clearly madly femininely in love with you. Who can doubt that? With every post she makes, every step in her little red shoes she takes. First comes love, then comes domestic partnership. You and she, together forever. She dreams lucid dreams of you, wants to fly a mile high all around Stuart, Florida in her new airplane with you, wants to bear all sixteen of your babies and name each and every one after you.
But dude. Please. Medication.
Florida? Land of men in shorts. Why? It's fall/winter, perfect time to stay up north among the Men Who Don't Dress Like Little Boys.
Stay out of Southern California, and I don't mean that so you can avoid the fires and Maxine.
There have been far worse disasters seen out there recently:
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/
content/photo/2007/10/25/PH2007102500547.jpg
Ann strapping on some PGA golfing fun in Stuart. Nice.
Its a PGA tournament not LPGA.
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