June 28, 2007

When Larry trapped Paris.

It was mostly bland as hell, but there was one point in his interview with Paris Hilton where Larry King punctured her glossy veneer. She was all about how jail had transformed her and how she's going to devote herself to good causes -- children, homeless women, breast cancer, multiple sclerosis -- and she said she read a lot of books in jail. Really improving herself, you know. But then it seemed like the only thing she was reading was all the fan mail. Eventually, we hear about one book: the Bible. Did she read it every day? Yes! What's your favorite Bible passage? Uh, I don't really have a favorite....

8 comments:

AllenS said...

Larry: "What's your favorite Bible passage?"

Paris: "Oh, this one: Paris, I love you, you're like totally cool."

ricpic said...

I find the begats passages particularly scintillating.

hdhouse said...

Her biblical quote was John 3:18 which to her was the number of guys named John (3) who porked her 18 times.

Ron said...

Lot's wife?

Did Paris get a black AMEX as her prison tat?

Triangle Man said...

Haven't any of you been paying attention? She was just acting stupid before. It was all an act.

Jody Tresidder said...

Bland it was, Ann.

But I did rather enjoy Larry's disbelieving croak when PH insisted she was a stranger to non-prescription drugs.

(For absurd professional reasons, I once had to analyze Larry King's TV interview technique. And I became briefly an expert on the significance of his croak!)

Revenant said...

That may be the first time in recorded history that Larry King has asked someone a tough question.

Way to go, Larry!

Fen said...

I thought Larry King had passed away?