Everyone can see it looks phenomenal. But don't try this with your local surgeon. What she got is "very expensive."
Is it okay to look like privilege?
June 8, 2026
"It's more expensive than any car I ever bought, but I can't drive around in my face."
Said Rosie O'Donnell, about the facelift she'd always said she'd never get.
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I assume she is using GLP1s to lose weight. Good for her.
She is still an evil cow. No matter how much money you spend on your face you are still a fascist piece of shit that supports turning kids into eunuchs on the inside.
Nothing is going to solve that gnawing hole inside of Rosie Odonell. She will always be an unhappy vicious mean person only sycophants pretend to like.
None of my business. If it makes her happy, great. Based on her 30+ years in the public eye, I suspect it won’t.
Well, maybe she regrets her presurgery mocking. But maybe it also makes her feel better, breathe better, and helps with sleep apnea. So, good for her. Vile as she is, why wish anyone ill health?
'Snakes why did it have to be snakes'
Her facelift wasn't worth a dime. They forgot to sew her mouth shut.
From the video: “All that matters is truth and love” . . . and a facelift.
Ugly is as ugly does.
They could lift Rosie O'Donnell's face to the moon at an Artemis program price, and she'd still be a crone.
"Only Rosie O'Donnell" was Trumps comeback punchline in 2015 which solidified the MAGA movement as a political force. That has to be hard for her. No matter what she has done throughout her entire career, history will remember her for that line.
I can’t see her face because I don’t do Facebook. How can you determine from a photo what she really looks like?
I remember celebrities from my youth who could not stop with the “look at me!” phase of their dwindling careers. Witty ones could milk it doing the center square or lesser game shows. Now they post on their dwindling social media accounts and sometimes surface here or on The Five to be mocked and dismissed.
The unified entanglement theory of blue sheen and facial plasticity.
All that money bought her slightly above average, middle-aged housewife looks, but probably didn't do anything to fix her brain or what comes out of her mouth.
She'll still be Rosie O'Donnell. Her personality wasn't shaped by being a hot chick in high school. I think there's now probably a disconnect between her personality and her looks. Ditto for Roseanne. Roseanne now looks like a woman who was good looking her youth....I'm not criticizing her for this. It's her money and I'm sure she's spent it on dumber stuff. Life is an easier journey for the rich, for the good looking, for the healthy. Still, good looks are far more fun when you're young than when your'Rosie's age.
Looking at photos, there appears to be some surgical take-up in slack stitched at the corners of her mouth. She may be in Ireland, but she kinda looks like she’s got a mini Glasgow Smile.
A Glasgow smile (or Chelsea grin) is a brutal form of facial mutilation where a victim is slashed from the corners of the mouth toward the ears. This creates a permanent, grotesque scar that resembles a wide, twisted smile.
… I know that
(Beauty's only skin deep, yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I believe that
(Beauty's only skin deep, oh yeah)
… So if you're lookin' at O’Donnell (oh yeah)
Just think Mitch McConnell oh yeah)
She looks okay on the outside (oh yeah)
But porcine on the inside (oh yeah)
Ooo
h/t
… I know that
(Beauty's only skin deep, yeah, yeah, yeah)
And I believe that
(Beauty's only skin deep, oh yeah)
… So if you're lookin' at O’Donnell (oh yeah)
Just think Mitch McConnell oh yeah)
She looks okay on the outside (oh yeah)
But porcine on the inside (oh yeah)
Ooo
h/t Holland & Whitfield
Where’s the coffee!?
Wife and daughter loved Rosie’s talk show but were shocked by reality after sitting for a taping of it. During every break she screamed and raged at the staff and producers the same hateful way she goes on about Trump now. They never watched it again.
Soy. Where's the beef (pun intended)?
FEMALE MEDICAL EXAMINATION
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now, let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her panties but is interrupted by the doctor.
“No! No! Don't remove your clothes....just stick out your tongue!"
No matter what she does. She'll always be Rosie O'donnel. She'll always have an ugly soul.
“I can’t see her face because I don’t do Facebook.”
Same. Facebook should change its name to Facelift.
I believe it was Redd Foxx who said that beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
You made me make that snort noise laughing at this, Althouse. ISWYDT.
My takeaway?
When Rosie wants shit to happen, she wants it NOW.
First her face, next the world. She's kind of like Trump that way. She got herself some first rate work. Her surgeons were much like the guys who put the reflecting pool back into shiny blue perfection. Rosie would identify as blue if you asked her to, I bet.
Farcebook
May the farce be with you.
A farce does not fall in a day.
A farcical of science and culture in transition.
She does look better but the surgery provided yet another outlet for the ugly on the inside…
There are so many people with disastrous botox and plastic surgery faces that it's hard to believe that anyone still goes under the knife to improve their appearance.
I never thought she looked bad to begin with.
Pretty is as pretty does
I don’t even know who she is, but if she’s “objectively much improved”, I’m glad they didn’t show the “before”.
Looks like she found a skilled surgeon. If she's happy, I guess i should be, too.
I guess Rosie O'Donnell learned from the LooksMaxxers.
Winds @7:18 for the win.
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