April 25, 2026

"We have recently crossed some sort of undeniable threshold, a point of no return in pants-wearing: An Event Horizon of pants."

"Seemingly all pants are in style, which, conversely, means no pants are in style. (Also, literally, pantslessness is in style, according to the no-pants trend seen on runways and red carpets.) We have achieved pants singularity.... 'Social media has decentralized trend authority, allowing multiple fits — from low-rise baggy to capris to short shorts — to gain traction simultaneously,' says Laura Yiannakou, womenswear senior strategist.... 'Sculptural shapes such as balloon and barrel pants also perform strongly in visual environments.'... 'Personally, I think it’s great that there’s not one dominant silhouette,' says [fashion historian Sonya] Abrego, 'because it allows people to have more choice and feel less boxed in by what’s more normative.'"

From "What pants are in style now? You won’t like the answer. Barrel-leg pants, balloon pants, capri pants, track pants and sweatpant jeans are all vying for your attention — and breaking your brain" (WaPo)(gift link, so you can see the pants (and not try to box me in by what's more normative when I'm out and about in my balloon pants).

30 comments:

rehajm said...

NFW am I booking summer airline travel now…

RCOCEAN II said...

"Women were expected to wear dresses into the early 70s" says some WaPo commenator. That would comes as news to Mary Tyler Moore. I also have pictures of my mother from the mid-60s wearing pants.

Of course, she may be right. The Cruel patriarchy is always dictating women's fashions. As if men have any say over what women wear. LOL.

RCOCEAN II said...

Balloon pants look like a good way to hide your fat or unsightly legs. Maybe Lena Dunham wears them.

rehajm said...

I’m just grateful those 80s harem pants haven’t become a ubiquitous trend…

Jamie said...

I'm just glad skinny jeans have been and gone. I got tired of feeling so constructed.

OTOH, the wide-leg style looks a lot better on the straight-up-snd-down body than on the curvy body. It's not stopping me from wearing them - they're comfy, and I have a pair of lightweight denim high-waist wide-leg jeans that always make me feel like Valerie Bertinelli in One Day At A Time, which is fun - but I am not blind to the fact that this style makes my boyishly shaped cousin look elfin and me look... less so, shall we say.

Now that we're doing the full-time travel thing, with our car as the current limit on our luggage but headed toward a large backpack apiece in the fall when we will be in Europe, my jeans wardrobe is dwindling. I think I started with about six pairs when we sold our house last September; I'm down to two, and I'm wondering if any will make the cut for Europe - they're so (comparatively) heavy and hard to wash.

Fred Drinkwater said...

Oh No! It's a Crisis of Choices! Whatever Shall We Do!?

Step one: Don't take fashion direction from gay urban men.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

After a quick perusal I saw no mention of Nordstrom's "Fake Mud" jeans.
And then after hearing the ai narration, I realized this is all about women pants.
Extra Credit for using "behooves" in a Style piece about pants.

Bob Boyd said...

A beautiful woman can wear anything, no matter how outrageous or ridiculous, or nothing at all.
The rest of us...

Birches said...

Every woman my age has bought as many wide leg pants as possible as soon as they became available again. Sorry, not confused.

Eva Marie said...

“Based on recent outings, tight stretch pants with a muffin top rolling over are still in style.”
This comment from the WaPo comment section made me laugh.

Peachy said...

I go out of my way to avoid fashion trends.
Unless you are a teen, it's a clown show for women.

Eva Marie said...

Aren’t barrel pants a genuinely new style? They were mentioned but not highlighted. From what I’ve seen they look good on a variety of body types.

Jamie said...

A thing I wish I could banish from public life: the pseudo-pantslessness of women wearing leggings the approximate color of their skin.

Rustygrommet said...

Now, see, Jamie. I have a completely different take on this.

Bob Boyd said...
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Bob Boyd said...

women wearing leggings the approximate color of their skin

Skinwalkers.

Rustygrommet said...

Unless , of course Jamie they are one of those majority that are part of "Rusty's rule of Lycra, piercings and tattoos."

Lazarus said...
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Lazarus said...

Just wearing tights has been a thing for women for a while. I got trouble for calling one of the early adopters "the pantless wonder" behind her back

paminwi said...

Just wear what you are most comfortable in and appropriate for the setting. You’ll feel more confident.

Lazarus said...

I always take a pair of parachute pants with me in case my balloon pants have an accident. O, the humanity!

Aggie said...

But will Carhartt's start making real blue jeans for working men again, or is the world stuck with stretchy skinny leg Eurotrash hip huggers from now on?

john mosby said...

Jamie: “ the pseudo-pantslessness of women wearing leggings the approximate color of their skin.”

Yes, I am always shocked by this in the gym. For a split second I think she either wandered out of the ladies’ locker room or I wandered into it. CC, JSM

Hey Skipper said...

Aggie: But will Carhartt's start making real blue jeans for working men again, or is the world stuck with stretchy skinny leg Eurotrash hip huggers from now on?

In case you are serious, take a look at All American Clothing.

Money Manger said...

Is Pants a plural noun ? What is the singular and how is it used?
Additionally, in the context of, say, summer camp hijinx, I recall pants being used as a transitive verb.

Joe Bar said...

I saw a man in in shorts there!

But, he was at the beach. Is that OK?

Josephbleau said...

“Seemingly all pants are in style, which, conversely, means no pants are in style.“

And by the contrapositive, if it is not in style, then seemingly it is not pants.

john mosby said...

This makes me think of the Arcade Fire song No Cars Go.

I wanna go where no pants go....

https://youtu.be/uxwF9bx_t1k?si=Dav4hT3dpTgRJIAk

CC, JSM

n.n said...

AI plies its hand at FI (Fashion Influencer). Will AI follow?

mccullough said...

Bring back Zubaz

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