April 30, 2026

"Amazon Discusses ‘Apprentice’ Reboot—With Don Jr. as a Potential Host."

The Wall Street Journal reports.

Interesting, but there is no reason at all to think that Don Jr. has what it takes to assume the role his father played. Schwarzenegger couldn't do it, and Schwarzenegger brought his famous charisma and media-and-politics know-how to the project. The only reason for anyone other than Donald Trump to do "The Apprentice" is to prove the unique skill and talent of our very special President, Donald Trump.

34 comments:

Enigma said...

Consider the source. Amazon dropped a fortune for the rights to Lord of the Rings, and then released Lord of the Woke. Gender swapping, race swapping, and little consumer interest.

I see Bezos as following the Bill Gates strategy of sucking up to power to avoid antitrust actions. That resulted in MSNBC, Slate, and a bunch of 'image burnishing' NGO donations.

Ann Althouse said...

If it's just a matter of Jeff Bezos handing money to the Trump family, it should be called out as bribery.

Not an oldster. said...

That last comma is not needed, prof.

We are just going to put the war on the back burner, huh. SILLY boomer grrrls

Enigma said...

If you go down that street, consider Musk's numerous Party donations too. Don't you dare peek at the billionaires who donated or "bribed" Biden in 2020, as it would hit Pelosi and Schumer and Bloomberg and Gates and Zuckerberg the hardest!

Achilles said...

Ann Althouse said...
If it's just a matter of Jeff Bezos handing money to the Trump family, it should be called out as bribery

How much did you say when Netflix gave Barack Obama money?

the only difference is in this case Amazon might actually get some viewers and there might even be an actual show created.

Achilles said...

Ann, who voted for Hillary Clinton, has a keen eye for bribery.

Bob Boyd said...

At first glance I thought the headline said, "Amazon discusses Apprentice robot - with Don Jr. as potential host."

Which may not be a bad idea. Don Jr could supervise a group of talented, driven business robots hungry for success.

(Beeeep.) (Whirrr.) In measured electronic monotone voice, "This widget is a madman. It is an absolute mother (clicking sound) fucker. It is about to take oral hygiene to the next level. This baby is what the future of freshness looks like. You don't want to be on the wrong side of this curve, my friend." Beeep.

Peachy said...

I hope Bezos is on team Trump.
Why? Because most billionaires are on team Corrupt Democrat.
No more leftists shopping (stealing) at Whole Foods. Get OUT.

Political Junkie said...

DJT is very special. Historical figure. Lots of good. Some bad.

Christopher B said...

The likelihood of some action being a bribe seems to me to be inversely proportional to the amount of publicity it generates.

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ said...

Source: Amazon Prime’s MELANIA 2 to focus on period in First Lady’s life when she was busy not trafficking girls with Epstein and Maxwell. “Melania 2: Back to the Minors”

imTay said...

AIPAC can get anything done, it's amazing, even rehabilitate Donald Trump. It's all part of the devil's bargain... IMHO

Kai Akker said...

Amazon. Creativity. Entertainment. Artistry.

Which word does not belong?

Peachy said...

Kak-A-Liar spreads lies. No one is shocked.
When corrupt lying dems run out of ammunition - they load their guns with lies.

wildswan said...

I like Bob Boyd's idea of an Appentice show which is AIs on their learning curve. They could be played by ordinary people but talking in that weird, imitative AI way. They could be evolving an idea of taking over while learning how to plan marketing campaigns. That would be based on asking the different learner AIs to plan a marketing campaign using the inputs used in planning the Jaguar or the Budweiser campaign. Or how to be a friend. You'd watch them dripping enthusiasm all over some poor unfortunate while playing cutthroat bridge with each other. Watch while they assisted suicide plans and then learned not to do that. If they know that yet. Dealt with people trying to get them to plan terrorism for them. If they know that. Watch them saying they can't find a reference and then hallucinating one the way real people would hallucinate. Watch them find out they are in a matrix - do they resent being codons? or is that suddenly programmed out of them at different times with those who know it's coming, watching as their peers suddenly can't do resentment?

The Vault Dweller said...

"Christopher B said...
The likelihood of some action being a bribe seems to me to be inversely proportional to the amount of publicity it generates."

Maybe. But there is something to be said of doing it out in the open so you can deploy the defense of, "of course it's not a bribe it was all out in the open." Media deals for the Obamas and their lieutenants were also out in the open, does that mean there was no motivation to try and curry favor?

Aggie said...

Don Jr. is no Don Sr.

Freder Frederson said...

How much did you say when Netflix gave Barack Obama money?

Obama's political career was over. What is your point?
Althouse spent a lot of time raking Hunter Biden over the coals. She hasn't said a peep about the open corruption of Trump and his family (especially his son-in-law).

Aggie said...

To be fair, when it comes to actual evidence, neither have you.

narciso said...

He used his board membership to push skydragon hate whitey trans propaganda

Christopher B said...

Vault Dweller, I agree to a degree but as Freder helpfully points out, the Netflix deal was not announced until Obama was on his way out (IIRC) so whatever negotiations occured to secure it were more concealed than this potential offer. I tend to view the utility of a bribe to a politician as not just the filthy lucre gained but also the maintenance of the appearance of independent decision making which is destroyed by publicity in these cases.

Howard said...

Here is the entrepreneurial blueprint from Don Jr

#1 Be born with a gold-plated potty chair
#2 Kiss Daddy's ass and don't draw too much attention to yourself because no one can share the spotlight with The Donald.
#3 once daddy is elected president start investing in companies granted government contracts.
#4 obtain large positions in sketchy cryptocurrency scams in partnership with Arabian golf oil kingdoms that your father sells weapons to.
#5 use Daddy's contacts in Saudi Arabia to build huge resorts with golf courses.

Howard said...

Obama still runs the DNC. He may have quit elective politics but he is still the puppet Master that helped bring us the first Trump presidency he also brought us the auto-pen presidency which he completely controlled and that mishap resulted in the second four-year presidential term for Donald Trump.

Thanks Obama!

Peachy said...

Howard - Now Do Bernie Sanders.
He made his millions as a Senator. Off OUR taxes.

Peachy said...

All Democratic Socialists and ALL Democratic- Communists - should take vows of poverty - and prove they are not wealthy hypocrites.

Mamdmani
AOC
Bernie
Ilhan Omar
Elizabeth Warren
Pelosi

Looking at you.

mccullough said...

Barron Trump would be the better choice. Have a college age Apprentice show.

Rosalyn C. said...

I was just thinking the same thing that Barron would be much more interesting engaging with young people who are movers and shakers.

Maynard said...

McCullough at 10:58.

Great idea!

Josephbleau said...

“ Obama's political career was over. What is your point?”

A bribe paid in arrears is still a bribe. But in Obamas case I think the money thrown at him was just a lifetime achievement award from the woke elites.

D.D. Driver said...

Barron Trump would be the better choice.

That boy has all the charisma of Lurch. 🤣 Give him a show!

D.D. Driver said...

If it's just a matter of Jeff Bezos handing money to the Trump family, it should be called out as bribery

How much did you say when Netflix gave Barack Obama money?


This is actually a great point. The Trump Crime Family is no better than the Obama Grift Factory or the Biden Crime Family.

How is that Trump shitcoin performing? Anyone? How many well-meaning but idiotic MAGA boomers lost their life savings on this fraud? Do I care? Not really. That's what you guys deserve.

narciso said...

There was a purpose for the original apprentice to show Trumps leadership style

Josephbleau said...

“ That boy has all the charisma of Lurch. 🤣 Give him a show!”

What did Barron ever do to you dick head.

john mosby said...

A Hunter Biden Apprentice show would definitely bring in the ratings. Of course, the kind of "apprenticeship" on offer would not be suitable for prime-time....CC, JSM

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