November 2, 2025

"What must William, a man who ferociously hides his holidays, think when he reads how Andrew trotted the globe, splurging thousands of taxpayers’ pounds on helicopters, private jets, golf courses..."

"... rejecting cheaper alternatives, while telling everyone he was a great ambassador for us all? And then being so indiscreet and arrogant in front of senior diplomats that onlookers couldn’t believe he would 'speak so openly' about matters of great sensitivity? One consul, on being asked to provide 'blondes,' said: 'I’m a diplomat, not a pimp.'... [N]o one in the Palace would want to tell Her Majesty that in Bangkok her second son had been sent 40 prostitutes. But she must have known about the cash, because when things got really bad, she was the one who bailed them out.... She showered them with gifts, money, land, yet it was never enough. What was she thinking? Nothing, clearly — Andrew’s faults were simply beyond her imagination...."

From "Andrew and Sarah Ferguson? It’s a case for revolution/He hasn’t only disgraced himself — he is trashing Queen Elizabeth’s reputation too" (London Times).

56 comments:

Lazarus said...

"I'm a diplomat, not a pimp."

Andrew should have gone to USAID for that.

baghdadbob said...

Andrew will soon be seen at the next "No Kings" rally.

rhhardin said...

The Royals are a tourist attraction, goofy hats and sceptres, and will remain so.

Obviously related by more than marriage, Imus observed.

n.n said...

Catastrophic anthropogenic climate change with social "benefits" are first-order forcings of progressive corruption.

narciso said...

The palace would not inform the queen thats her fault

Wilbur said...

All of this couldn't happen to a group of more deserving people.

narciso said...

What of MI-5, 6 and the home office

Disparity of Cult said...

Uncle Louie put the Mountbottom in Mountbatten.

tcrosse said...

Now that Andy and Fergie have to sing for their suppers, I'm sure that they both have some amusing secrets to sell.

Saint Croix said...

If King Charles was a second son, he'd be like Greta Thunberg, floating around, trying to save the planet. Making Israel mad. He'd be doing some shit, I suspect.

Wince said...

I wonder if he ever went to the tournament on Han's island?

narciso said...

Oh its camilla long scroll on by

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

"...because when things got really bad, she was the one who bailed them out.... She showered them with gifts..."

Who is them?
Let me guess.
The prince had an entourage that was also cavorting, and in need of bailing out.

Aggie said...

...One consul, on being asked to provide 'blondes,' said: 'I’m a diplomat, not a pimp.'...."

Deserving of Knighthood, in times passed.

Beasts of England said...

I know little about the mechanics of their constitutional monarchy, but I sure as heck hope this spare was not privy to state secrets, except via gossip. International spook agencies must have loved that randy royal…

rehajm said...

He was her favourite...

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Maybe the charge that the Queen was inhumane and cruel got to her in her later year.

Inga said...

Ungrateful son, what a shame.

Beasts of England said...

And 40 hookers? Even as a Scorpio I find that a bit excessive… ;)

narciso said...

Did they do an inventory (on second thought)

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Queen Elisabeth bailed out her son because by then she had grown accustomed? link to The Crown clip

TosaGuy said...

Probably the best the Muslims can do when they conquer England is end the monarchy.

narciso said...

But would they charles is as dhimmi as it gets

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Disparity of Cult said...

Camilla in a burka, the timing might not work out.

Beasts of England said...

’Did they do an inventory (on second thought)’

Ice cold narciso is the best narciso…

FredSays said...

Andrew, like Harry, being second in line for the crown means your life has little or no purpose. Bad judgment and indiscretion are the result of resentment and boredom.

Eva Marie said...

Wow today’s topics are depressing. On a beautiful day like today. Today’s theme: go outside and play.

John Henry said...

Rh harfin

The royal family may be a tourist arbut king chuck has absolute powers that would make Stalin drool with envy.

Just because he seldom exercises them publicly doesn't mean he doesn't have them.

John Henry

Big Mike said...

One of his assignments as a naval helicopter pilot during the Falklands War was as a decoy for Exocet missiles. Maybe he feels as though the family owes him.

doctrev said...

"Baron" Mandelson had far more influence on Great Britain than Prince Andrew. It's all a part of a foreign intelligence operation, but the attempt to "revolt" against the royals isn't going to work. Even in the event it started building up steam, King Charles could just saunter into Parliament and declare it dissolved. This would be a failed coup against most British governments, but Keir Starmer would end his career in the Tower in London. So I don't see much happening.

n.n said...

London bridge is falling down is a sign of the Times.

Interested Bystander said...

“ Beasts of England said...
And 40 hookers? Even as a Scorpio I find that a bit excessive… “;)

Charlie Sheen bows his head in awe.


11/2/25, 12:49 PM

Narr said...

Take my word for it--mothers and grandmothers will ignore, indulge, and excuse some pretty shitty behavior from their male progeny.

Royalty not excepted.

john mosby said...

tcrosse: "Now that Andy and Fergie have to sing for their suppers, I'm sure that they both have some amusing secrets to sell."

This. The King apparently has never read the works of Sun LBJ: "tis better to have them inside the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in." CC, JSM

john mosby said...

TosaGuy: "Probably the best the Muslims can do when they conquer England is end the monarchy."

Or appoint Andrew to replace his brother. If he needs 40 gals to slake his urges, he is the Caliph of Caliphs! CC, JSM

john mosby said...

Big Mike: "One of his assignments as a naval helicopter pilot during the Falklands War was as a decoy for Exocet missiles. Maybe he feels as though the family owes him."

They do. The Royal Family is supposed to set the example. Andrew failed to do so, but his relatives are also failing to set the example of caring for their damaged vets. Both Andrew and Harry. CC, JSM

john mosby said...

n.n.: "a sign of the Times."

ISWYDT. Nice Princely pun!

https://youtu.be/8EdxM72EZ94?si=k5gy6ctF3gEdhTOO

CC, JSM

Aggie said...

"...Probably the best the Muslims can do when they conquer England is end the monarchy. ...."

Yes, well... so you're saying 70 virgins beats 40 hookers?

narciso said...

What were his official duties

narciso said...

Many moslem countries from north africa to the gulf have royals

Another old lawyer said...

Charles and William are also extremely disappointing in their failures to champion the English people.

FullMoon said...

All true, or they wouldn't print it.

narciso said...

They print plenty of stuff that gets lawsuits

Dave Begley said...

"When in the course of human events...." Monarchy is idiotic and corrupt.

Dave Begley said...

The defeat of the British by the American colonies and the establishment of a republic was the greatest event in world political history.

narciso said...

It helped the monarch was functionally crazy

n.n said...

He's living his best life, a social progressive leader, with public financial largesse, haters.

Tina Trent said...

Aggie: "70 virgins beats 40 hookers."

Precisely:

"a small red flame--a beaten-copper lamp of deplorable design, relit before the beaten-copper doors of a tabernacle; the flame which the old knights saw from their tombs, which they saw put out; that flame burns again for other soldiers, far from home, farther, in heart, than Acre or Jerusalem. It could not have been lit but for the builders and the tragedians, and there I found it this morning, burning anew among the old stones."

...is no more.

Commie Videos and You a Law Professor said...

Tina Trent rules!

Narr said...

OK, I'm impressed with Tina Trent's quotation. What is it from?

Kirk Parker said...

William might be unhappy or disgusted, but the one thing he can't be is surprised - - Andrew is operating firmly in the tradition of Prinny and Bertie.

JAORE said...

So we should have aimed the No Kings protests at Crown Prince Hunter Biden?

Aaron said...

Andrew has valuable old style monarchy genes - you need to make a ton of heirs so they can fight a civil war and the best one wins...

Commie Videos and You a Law Professor said...

Brideshead Revisited

Narr said...

Huh. Thanks, Commie Videos.

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