From "The Runaway Monkeys Upending the Animal-Rights Movement/A troop of macaques escaped one of the largest primate-breeding facilities in America. Now a strange coalition of uncompromising activists and maga loyalists is demanding that all lab animals be set free" (The New Yorker).
White Coat Waste was founded in 2011 by Anthony Bellotti, a Republican consultant who, while campaigning to defund the Affordable Care Act and Planned Parenthood, discovered that he could reframe the issue of animal experimentation as yet another example of federal misspending. His group eschews associations with “animal rights,” describing itself instead as a government-watchdog organization “uniting liberty-lovers and animal-lovers.”... Unlike other groups that oppose animal research, White Coat Waste does not concern itself with what people eat, wear, or hunt....

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When they caged and flingin’ poo
What’s a freedom lovin’ macaque to do?
The next frontier for the Left.
“Anthony Bellotti, a Republican consultant who, while campaigning to defund the Affordable Care Act and Planned Parenthood, discovered that he could reframe the issue of animal experimentation as yet another example of federal misspending. His group eschews associations with “animal rights,” describing itself instead as a government-watchdog organization “uniting liberty-lovers and animal-lovers.”... Unlike other groups that oppose animal research, White Coat Waste does not concern itself with what people eat, wear, or hunt....”
I agree: The government is funding a lot of things that are not core governmental functions.
And kudos to the organization for staying focused on its core mission and not getting involved in other, non-governmental issues. At least so far.
You know the infected, escaped monkeys are how the Planet of the Apes (or rather Planet of the Monkeys) timeline gets started.
According to Jonathan Swift, Projectors are willing to starve entire human populations with their experiments in order to benefit "posterity"--a much larger number of people. Of course this may have some relevance to producing Covid 19 in a lab. Torturing animals is presumably a trifle by comparison.
Somehow Trump has positioned MAHA to the left of PETA and garnered the attention of the media.
Setting all the lab animals free won't save any money if they qualify for welfare.
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We're not real close but we were concerned a few might show up here...BUT did you know there's a colony of rhesus monkeys living on an island in South Carolina? Been there since the seventies...
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rehajm said...
We're not real close but we were concerned a few might show up here...BUT did you know there's a colony of rhesus monkeys living on an island in South Carolina? Been there since the seventies...
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Nobody gives a fuck.
That's just busy work. She is fucking sleeping on the real story... Whatta prof.
We don’t need monkeys or other lab animals — we can test medicines and cosmetics on illegal immigrants instead.
As a useful side benefit the limousine liberals can improve their exercise regimen by learning how to mow their own damned lawns.
I'ma walkin' in the rain
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain
Wishin' you were here by me
To fling some poop and scree
I wonder
I wo-wo-wo wonder
Why... why-why-why-why-why
She ran away
And I wonder where she will stay
My monkey runaway
I run-run-run-run runaway
CC, JSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9_tzJFB8qw&t=19s
All drugs are tested on animals for safety and efficacy. The question is which animal gets tested first. If we eliminate testing on mice, monkeys, etc. The first safety tests will be on humans. Whose baby will we test a new vaccine on? Volunteers? Anyone?
Anyone who says we can substitute non-animal testing for animal testing is living a lie. Even animal testing on one species can faill to detect issues when moving on to another species. If these PETA people get their wish, we are 10 years away from fewer and more dangerous drugs.
Y'all boomers be sleeping through the early-morning celebrations!
"If these PETA people get their wish..."
I assure you their wish is far more dystopian than your most dystopic imaginings.
I would vote for that little lady in Mississippi who blew away the escaped monkey sitting on her trailer's porch because her kids were inside.
I would vote for her twice.
Interesting, rehajm…. From wiki:
“The Morgan Island (in Beaufort County, South Carolina) is home to a large free-ranging colony of rhesus macaques (Rhesus macaque, Macaca mulatta) introduced in the late 1970s. “
Would folks be more accepting of testing on the monkeys if instead of a larkish intelligence they had a puckish intelligence? Satyrs traditionally did more than light mischief.
Would folks be more accepting of testing on the monkeys if instead of a larkish intelligence they had a puckish intelligence? Satyrs traditionally did more than light mischief.
Is it armadillos that are among the very few animals that can contract leprosy? A non-sympathetic animal is easier to accept, with apologies to Bloom County. (I'll never forget reading, on a can of diet soda, "This product has been tested on laboratory beagles." I did not need to know that!)
Also... I'm going to repost my earlier comment without the near-doxxing. That wasn't cool.
I'd love to be able to afford the luxury of not having animal testing - but as lgv points out above, that means straight from petri dish to humans. And it doesn't seem to me that that cost is less.
I know they must start with models now - but considering that we keep discovering more and more complexity and structure even in single cells, what makes us think our models are going to capture all relevant variables? See, e.g., climate change.
Government funding could be a separate question. Frankly I haven't paid attention to the subject of animal testing since a college class.
Macaque monkeys are failed monkeys.
What’s the bag limit on them there critters?
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so you'd better get ready,
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A large tribe of macaques live on the Silver River just outside of Ocala 50 years ago we were floating by in our boat when another boat pulled up to a tree that had fallen over into the water and was full of macaques. First they passed out tall boy Budweisers. The alpha male macaque loved that. Then they passed out a couple of Marlboros and a Zig Zag rolled
Colombian gold bud. The macaques LOVED that. After a
couple of minutes of three stooges monkey stupidness the big alpha macaque male launched himself into their boat look for more Bud and buds. You've never seen two guys jump out of a boat faster, surrounding alligators be damned. The macaques rampaged a bit and eventually went back to his tree perch
Moral of the story? Don't fuck with big monkeys in a boat. There probably some others lessons there too...
lgv, IMO people objected more to the outrageous things that were tested on animals that were NOT lifesaving drugs or therapies, and the mutilation of beagles revealed when Fauci left the NIH really shocked people. Everybody wants safe drugs and therapies. No one wants animals unnecessarily tortured. I think the answer will be somewhere in the middle.
There's always Vicki Hearne's refutation What's Wrong with Animal Rights (pdf), about helpless fluff as the popular point about animals.
It's leftists who are cruel. Every time
The final word on runaways, macaque or otherwise
Mike MJB said Everybody wants safe drugs and therapies. No one wants animals unnecessarily tortured.
Agreed. Testing for life saving drugs and procedures. NOT tortured for stupid and unnecessary things. For vanity products. Look it up, if you have the stomach for it.
I once had a great conversation with Peter Tork. Fascinating guy.
I would love it if we would stop using animals for experiments.
...So drug companies can get rich.
People - we are all going to die someday. Get over it.
Trump and R's would win in land-slides forever if they banned this animal cruelty via lab-torture. Throw in banning puppy and kitty mills.
Another awful aspect of animal testing, especially on dogs, is when they are retired they are not donated to some family who is looking for a rescue they are executed and incinerated.
I heard about this from Bret Weinstein years ago on the Joe Rogan podcast:
The problem with using lab mice in animal testing, where the results may be unreliable or not generalizable to human populations because the mice are genetically uniform and live in an artificial, stress-free environment (making them less robust or "weak" compared to wild mice or humans), is generally referred to by names such as the reproducibility crisis in biomedical research, or more specifically, problems with external validity or translatability of the results.
People - we are all going to die someday. Get over it.
Well, can't argue with that.
But it does seem to me that a stubborn reluctance to accept that every human who, if erectus instead of sapiens, would necessarily die during or at birth, or from a compound fracture that got dirty, or from a chemical-processing defect, has been one of the hallmarks of us as sapiens. How important is mascara that doesn't make your eyes water? I think that research is sufficiently well established such that we don't need to hold rabbits' eyes open any more to test it. But there's still a lot of useful research to be done to improve, lengthen, and even offer a chance at human life.
No one remembers Macaca-Gate?
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2006/08/george-allen-macaca-story.html?m=1
CC, JSM
Howard's point about lab dogs' being put down instead of offered for adoption: I don't know. How good* a pet will that dog be, after what it's gone through?
* By which I mean, hark back to the post last week or so about the utility of a tragic backstory in getting an animal adopted; will that animal's trauma make it unfit to be around humans - untrusting, constantly stressed, possibly defensively aggressive? Such that it gets returned and caged again and again? Is that less cruel than being quickly and painlessly put to sleep? Abused dogs are not abused children, unquestionably worth the effort that must be dedicated to rehabilitating them. And even with abused children, sometimes the adopting or fostering family cannot physically do what is needed to rehab the child or young person, though we all recognize that the effort must be made.
Bob Jovi Runaway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
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